Class of 09 - Its like if James Gunn and the rest of Troma was hired to make a video game based off Mean Girls back in 2009

[Male Idiot]

Oh noes, 17 year olds talk of dicks. Baby Jesus will whip me now.

Fuck, how Chris chan sheltered are some people? I drew swastikas and dicks on things in elementary.
@AgendaPoster tell us how it was in Vampire Land.

 

[AgendaPoster]

@AgendaPoster tell us how it was in Vampire Land.

Elementary is like up to 14 or so right?
I don't have many interesting memories before highschool. I basically tried to skip as many classes as possible and play as much basketball I could instead.
Oh and 1-4/primary was horrendous and with a gorillion rules that I had a very difficult time respecting, it was pure bliss to change schools for 5-8th and later 9-12th grades.
Also WTF is this thread about?

 

[Male Idiot]

An autistic game. I'm just curious if drawing dicks and swastikas on everything was as prevalent there as it was in Hungary.

 

[KSachiko77]

An autistic game. I'm just curious if drawing dicks and swastikas on everything was as prevalent there as it was in Hungary.

@AgendaPoster I think they want you in their DMs.

 

[Male Idiot]

I am too lazy for DMs. I check them once a month.

 

[AgendaPoster]

An autistic game. I'm just curious if drawing dicks and swastikas on everything was as prevalent there as it was in Hungary.

I only remember some scribbled Metallica and Iron Maiden logos on the wooden benches. No Nazi stuff. No dicks either, they would've been erased by the woodwork teacher immediately. Yes we had one of those. Nobody really cared about anything Nazi or WW2, we were far too preoccupied with being freed from commie rule, no way anyone saw any reasons back then to retvrn to some other totalitarian system, people just wanted to have fun.

 

[Male Idiot]

Well it wasn't really nazi, just being edgy, and the pentagram was too obscure and nobody didn't really gave a shit about it.

 

[BallsDeepInAi]

Kylar is based

OMG!!! Kylar is such a green forest that is on the middle of a forest fire!

He's such a lovaable and honest idiot that's open about his red flags. I'm an retard and I think he's fixable and gullible enough to be manipulated into your beloved prince charming. Also Lacrosse is gay btw, what a faggot.

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guess who is getting their own game.

Trailer music's a bop that fits haughty Jecka very well.
Can't wait to play through the white pride route, vibe to the full trailer music, get more Kylar scenes but this time in Jecka's perspective. I wonder how utterly unhinged and retarded it would be compared to how he acted with Nicole. Since both Kylar and Jecka are in serious bad blood with each other.

I can't be assed to delete and reply to the two people above. But if we're sharing fond Elementary School memories, then I used to foster a DIY spider nest consisted of a recycled box sprinkled in with some dirt and rocks I found. I took every spider from every nook and cranny of my shitty school and put them in the box and fed them everything me mum packed lunch for me. Long story short, I created a massive spider infestation in a box full of rotting food hidden under the crevices of a teacher's desk. T'was wild enough to get me expelled or transferred because me mum suffered public shame and scrutiny. Sorry Mum, but I hated the school anyway, buncha snobby pricks huffing their academic asses for a fraudulent private school. Public school or not I was bound to get into trouble anyway.

 

[Caligura]

If it wasn't for the anime art style I could see @Null playing this on stream.

 

[Male Idiot]

Nothing on Balkan schools.

https://youtu.be/_8i9AibTSE0?

The video missed the old trick of smearing stinking cheese in hidden places until it decomposed.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Any news on the Jecka game? was suppose to come out this month.

"edit" Holy shit! It just came out!

 

[LivingRoom]

Any news on the Jecka game? was suppose to come out this month.

"edit" Holy shit! It just came out!

Yeah, plenty of foot fetish content. I never yawned so much before in my life.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The overall consensus so far is that the game is the weakest out of the three, and while the creator seems like a borderline Yandere Dev 2.0, I gotta give him props for having the balls to shit talk Palestine at a time like this.

Spoiler: one of the endings

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. I basically tried to skip as many classes as possible

that's only what pedos do, face the wall FAGGOT

, I gotta give him props for having the balls to shit talk Palestine at a time like this.

thats such an odd quote, like white teenagers didn't even know what Palestine was until last year. only the jews really whined about that stuff and no one who wasn't a jew even heard news about israel back in 2009. I only learned about israel from the ED article unironically.

 

[AgendaPoster]

that's only what pedos do, face the wall FAGGOT

For playing basketball instead of listening to my boring English or Latin teacher?

I don't have many interesting memories before highschool. I basically tried to skip as many classes as possible and play as much basketball I could instead.

Hell naw.
I am proud of what I did and would do it again any damn day. Being in the school court in just shorts with my friends shooting hoops and trying to dunk was top end life content.
Also how the fuck did you manage to bring the Jews into this too lmao.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

For playing basketball instead of listening to my boring English or Latin teacher?

I am as sheltered about skipping classes as you apparently are about anyone under the age of 21 doing anything "taboo" and as it says in the kiwifarms handbook, anything related to children=pedo who should die. so face the fucking wall buddy.

And why the fuck did you manage to bring up your skimping teenage boy attire of bootyshorts and nothing else? LMAO

 

[AgendaPoster]

Fuck, how Chris chan sheltered are some people? I drew swastikas and dicks on things in elementary.
@AgendaPoster tell us how it was in Vampire Land.

I am as sheltered about skipping classes as you apparently are about anyone under the age of 21 doing anything "taboo" and as it says in the kiwifarms handbook, anything related to children=pedo who should die. so face the fucking wall buddy.

And why the fuck did you manage to bring up your skimping teenage boy attire of bootyshorts and nothing else? LMAO

You lost the plot. We were talking post-communist school experiences in Hungary and Romania.
JFC some of you guys are mental lmao.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

JFC some of you guys are mental lmao.

Do you know who else says stuff like that when accused of being pedos? face the wall buddy

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Watched a playthrough of the entire game. Here's my observations.

Spoiler: WTF

• It definitely is way darker than the previous ones, but it's also way, way more weird, too.
• The game's routes are all new except for one which has the twist ending of actually being the suicide route from the first game, but from Jecka's perspective. Meaning, none of the previous games' routes are in this except for the one previously mentioned. This is also means that this route is the only one that takes place in the original game's year. All the other routes are from after Re-Up.
• Speaking of Jecka's perspective, this is one of the reasons it's a fuckton darker. Unlike Nicole, she's not a complete sociopath, and her situation is a lot worse, and less out of her control, and that along with how insanely fucked up (if not in some cases also utterly bizarre) the plots are make the game a lot less easy to laugh at.
• One of the routes is Jecka, and Kelly are trying to get their paychecks, and in doing so discover a giant underground warehouse of illegal porn that the pedo counselor works at. Kelly then dies because counselor shoots her, then the FBI shows up, and kills the counselor, and then the FBI ships off Jecka to be a Taliban sex slave because she knows too much, and they can't just kill her because it's more "humane". Yeah. It's really fucking weird, and confusing, and feels like the plot of a trollfic.
• In what is easily the biggest WTF moment of the entire series, in one of the routes Jecka takes a bunch of Benadryl, and the Hatman (the guy you allegedly see when you're high on that shit) shows up to talk about McDonald's, and stuff. This never happens again, and he never shows up again either.
• The foot fetish thing comes from Jecka having to do weird foot stuff (ie; stepping on people, and other shit) because her dad is an incredibly abusive shithead who makes her pay all the bills after he divorces her mom. She tries getting an actual job, but because the '09verse is such a shithole, her dad is spending money on other things (will get to that below), and Jecka in general is just an irresponsible idiot, it doesn't work out, and shit spirals from there.
• You never actually see any feet, but they sure do talk about them, and other nasty shit in detail a lot. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be uncomfortable on purpose while also being played for laughs, but idk. It's basically a retread of the homeless!Nicole route, but a lot darker, and grosser.
• In one of the feet route endings, they let Jeffery die of an overdose, and this imo is the most fucked up part of the game just for how a disturbingly played straight it is. The death itself isn't graphic, but just how Nicole talks Jecka into letting him die so they can be rid of him, and save themselves from prison reminded me a little bit of Jane's death from Breaking Bad.
• My biggest criticism is that almost everyone is flanderized and/or OOC. They got rid of Nicole's few redeeming qualities (ie; making her do foot stuff with Jecka's dad even when she knows him, and being a cunt to Jecka when she finds out), made Emily a giant bitch who would, among other things, date Jecka's dad for money (this is why he isn't paying the bills anymore btw), Jeffery into such a miserable loser degenerate that even his mom is glad he died, and Crispin into such a giant punching bag that he now rivals the former. Most of these are really forced, and make me wonder if the rumors about the creator hating certain things about the fanbase (ie; the shipping, the crazy theories like Crispin just pretending to be dumb, the Jeffery apologists, etc.) are true because the worst things seem to be deliberately focused on destroying those aspects.
• The writing isn't as good as the other ones. Things are way too dark, weird, and horny, and it's hard to tell what's a continuity error, or a retcon most of the time.
• Literally every male teacher is now a completely degenerate sexpest except for Mr. White who isn't in this game.
• Ms. Ames is now the school's therapist instead of the remedial teacher. This could be because the routes she's in take place before the Re-Up, but idk for sure.
• Hilariously enough, Kylar appears to be the only character who's basically the same as he was in the previous games.
• Karen barely gets any lines, and Megan gets none. A good chunk of the supporting cast in general is incredibly underused, or just not used at all.
• Ari, the redheaded lesbian, abruptly dies in one of the endings in a car accident when Jecka crashes into her while drunk driving.
• For some reason, in one of the routes Jecka commits suicide with her top off. Just thought that was weird since she specifically ODs herself.
• The voice acting is still good. Special mention goes to Jecka's, and her dad's who plays the role of doting father turning into a violent, screaming psychopath out of nowhere perfectly.
• There's now occasionally partially animated cutscenes. They're nothing to write home about.
• It's funny, but not nearly as much as the previous ones, but that's because of everything I just listed.
• It's really short. It's roughly three hours long at most. There's only five routes, and six prompt choices, too.
• The text messages are still one of the underrated highlights of the game, and most of them got a chuckle out of me. The one from the creator is dumb though, even if it was probably supposed to be tongue in-cheek.
• The weird live action ARG stuff (idk what else to call it) is still there, and makes even less sense than before, and I'm not sure what its point is, or if it's even supposed to have one in the first place.

Tl;dr: This thing feels a fuckton more like an edgy shitpost fangame that really hates Jecka for some reason than an actual official one, and it's definitely not as good as the previous entries. The game, and its characters are so off that it genuinely makes me wonder if there's something going on behind the scenes that we don't know about.

I never yawned so much before in my life.

Really? Because while the game's not exactly funny most of the time (at least not when compared to previous entries), it's definitely not boring because of just how batshit insane, and unsettling it is compared to the first two.

 

[Activelo]

Tl;dr: This thing feels a fuckton more like an edgy shitpost fangame that really hates Jecka for some reason than an actual official one, and it's definitely not as good as the previous entries. The game, and its characters are so off that it genuinely makes me wonder if there's something going on behind the scenes that we don't know about.

SBN3 admitted to not giving as much of a shit about Flip Side than the other two games.

You make it sound not that bad and you're probably right, but from the way Twitter and Reddit are rioting over this, you'd think a bomb went off.