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[notorietus]

SyntheticMan now has a proper thread with all the fixings in PG

Laugh/Rage here:
Thread 'Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/coby-...synth-synthezoid-mostlyshallow-kurtex.219721/

The Synthverse halal thread is now out, which is a continued thread of Coby Naughton / Synthetic Man thread. This reveals @Soycast Guy to be Brayden Peel, a 19 year old zoomer from the Keffals saga (that means he was 15 when he registered to the site), @Puar/@Cheeseknife to be Samuel S. Gray, a catholic alogger of Mauler/EFAPverse turned into a synthcel, & @Ricardo Cumsox, a rather big paypiggy who's known in the thread for his /pol/ sperging in the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread, which reveals he was following a lot of OnlyFans/porn accounts on his real name Twitter account (including Blacked/Raceplay accounts), along with a few more Synthcels in the thread.

Read & discuss here:

Thread 'The Synthverse / Synthetic Man Fans / Synthcels'

May 22, 2025

The Synthverse / Synthetic Man Fans / Synthcels
Furries, Futa and Failed OPsec​

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While Synth himself is already quite the lolcow as a futa obsessed unemployed 30 year old who still lives with his parents, Synth's followers may arguably be even more autistic than Synth himself. A lot of Synthetic Man fans found their way to the Kiwi Farms through @Soycast Guy's Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread, where they would discuss and praise Synth.


One way to spot a Synthcel is their use of...

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[AncientPhosphur]

The leader of the ADL has called for Hasan Piker to be deplatformed after people were killed at the Israeli Embassy with the shooter shouting “Free Palestine”

“The fringes seem to be incredibly empowered today, but all of us need to call it out. I'm thinking about The New York Times doing a gauzy profile a few weeks ago of this gamer, Hasan Piker, who regularly employs awful, genocidal rhetoric against Jewish people in the Jewish state. Like, extremists should not be empowered. People who spout prejudice should not be platformed. ”

The head of the ADL names the Turk.
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Discuss here

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Starting next year, the penny is fucking dead.

US Thread 'US Treasury confirms the end of the penny'

May 22, 2025

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Image caption, The US Mint says there will be an immediate annual saving of $56m (£42m) when they cease productionArticle information

• Author, Shanaz Musafer
• Role, Business reporter, BBC News
• 3 hours ago

One cent coins will stop being produced in the US next year, the Treasury Department has confirmed.
It marks the phasing out of the coins, commonly known as pennies, which have been in circulation for more than two centuries.
President Donald Trump told Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent in February to stop minting the coins, calling them...

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Best janny @Useful_Mistake dug up a police complaint Russell Greer filed on January 30th, 2018, against Joshua Connor "Null" Moon.

 

[AprilRains]

Recall Skylar Ittner's arrest for assaulting the county sheriff? He's been tried. The result was a hung jury. The county will retry him in September.

 

[LavenderMenace]

ChibiReviews, professional attention fag and anime tuber, reported a random ass X user YEXOL0GY to the FBI due to a death threat. On Wednesday, May 21st, YEXOL0GY reported that he was raided by the FBI (Archive).

Of course Chibi thinks this makes him untouchable because he wasted US tax dollars on petty internet drama. Discuss in the ChibiReviews Thread.

 

[Seafarer]

In furry news, a Canadian furry known online as “FaggotDeer” (not making that up) and “ehtnaa” has been arrested after driving intoxicated and causing a crash that killed 3 children and injured 3 others (the furry himself apparently only received minor injuries):




His online history includes gems such as this:

Imagine losing your kids because of someone like this.

Unsurprisingly, furries have been reacting appropriately:


Link to a gofundme for the family of the victims


(Discuss Here)

 

[Karen Horney]

Nick Rekieta, presumably to distract from his defamatory comments toward his ex-nanny and imminent release of his arrest footage, has decided to livestream himself singing karaoke. Badly.

Bonus: He also has four playlists named after the members of his old polycule.

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Oh cute, he's still got a playlist for his boyfriend and ex-whore. I wonder if he plays them and cries to himself.
We have a genuine, untouched relic of the Qover Days on-screen gentlemen. A rare gem!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

After the recent shooting in DC involving a Free Palestine protestor, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu went on the record to say “Free Palestine is just today’s version of Heil Hitler.”


“Nigga Free Palestine.”

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

A fan-developed Counter-Strike mod that was greenlit by Valve in 2017 and was on-track for an eventual Steam release has been forced to abruptly shut down.

Another victim has been caught in the fanprojectocaust, this time being BIONICLE: Masks of Power; a highly anticipated fanmade BIONICLE game that was in development for nearly 9 years with it's own dedicated Steam page, of which has been abruptly forced to cease development at the request of LEGO.

Discuss the ongoing oppression of BIONICLE fans here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lego-thread.171398/post-21499413

 

[Jobama]

Kanye West, possibly after Facetiming his kids, has renounced antisemitism (again)


He has also re-released WW3 with all antisemitic and Nazi references removed.

In a related update to what I posted yesterday, after getting kicked out from where they were performing Heil Hitler, the hooligans decided to perform at a random Buffalo Wild Wings.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kanye-west-ye.17026/post-21493851

 

[Tread Miller]

If you know about the Splatoon community, you might be interested in its autistic little brother, the GMOD/SFM Splatoon Community. I recently did some write-ups on some of the ridiculous events from this community.

Earlier in the year I did some write-ups on drama surrounding the GMOD/SFM Splatoon Community. Now I've done a much-needed OP rewrite covering some of the most infamous events in this community, which is now out of Prospering Grounds and been moved to Community Watch!

Spoiler: TL;DR of the major incidents covered

• Heavy the Squid: First major controversy, one of the biggest creators at the time ERPed with a 15/16-year-old Ellie Godelia
• Ellie Godelia: Said 15/16-year-old victim was found to be an attention whore, had up to 11 boyfriends at once and faked a suicide
• Brian Jackson II: Guy who couldn't handle criticism was blamed for pushing someone almost to suicide, faked his own suicide
• Geofcraze634: Caught trying to get feet pics from a 14-year-old and a 17-year-old Ellie Godelia
• TehCanadianSpartan and Peachy: Cow-tipping accidentally reveals how horrible of boyfriend TCS is, sends fanbase to harass everyone involved, including minors
• Jacktropolis: Canadian Alien vs. Communist Predator; TCS A-Log exposed for ERPing with his 14-year-old ex
• Lewd House: If you're familiar with the Kiwi Farms ERP DM leaks (#Coomerleaks, #BPGoonerGate), basically a SplatSource version of that over Discord and with minors

Discuss here:

Thread 'The GMOD/SFM Splatoon / “SplatSource” Community'

Apr 6, 2025

Link to original thread
The GMOD/SFM Splatoon / “SplatSource” Community

REMEMBER: ARCHIVE EVERYTHING! People in this community tend to DELETE EVERYTHING when things go wrong! Even if it’s been up for years and likely abandoned and forgotten, better safe than sorry!

INTRODUCTION

Spoiler: Why rewrite?

This rewrite is due to the original OP being frankly very bad and barebones about two of the most ridiculous events in this community, so I wanted to fix that and add some more info. Plus, drama about this community is generally...

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[BibiLivesMatter]

Ian went on stream today with a streamer named Noah Samsen, during this stream Samsen brought up the human skull that was sent to Ethan from H3h3. Ian decided to joke about the matter and thought it was "humorous"

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Break down of the stream and clip of the skull comment:

iDubbbz is finally live on Faggot Samsen's stream in case anyone cares:

Here's a clip of this from r/h3h3productions, I'd say I'm surprised but to be honest I'm not
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(Shoutout to @Nguyen Van Phuoc for providing bullet points of the stream and clipping the skull comment!)

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After this Ethan decided to go on Instagram and reveal that Ian in FACT never had a girlfriend or been with a woman prior to Ian's relationship with Anisa.

Anisa has then responded to Ethan's Instagram post:

Once again she doesn't deny it

If you like to talk about the situation or have things to share, please visit: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anisa-...-anisas-husband-poo-pants-swastika-boy.38107/

 

[notorietus]

Null has published a takedown request/legal threat letters that Tyler Kolbe has sent him. As stated: "Tyler Kolbe has been harassing me by email for months so I'm publishing correspondence following a GoFundMe he started trying to allege harassment." In this he sends mass DMCA's to take down his thread, and complaints about Useful_Mistake banning him/refusing to moderate certain posts in the thread.

Read the lunacy here:

Thread '2025-05-15 - Tyler Kolbe: Complaints, DMCA, and subsequent mass DMCA.'

May 22, 2025

Tyler Kolbe has been harassing me by email for months so I'm publishing correspondence following a GoFundMe he started trying to allege harassment.

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Temp ban for trying to get a thread back on topic
March 31st, 2025
From: Geno Ikaro <thewhitebowserarchives@gmail.com>
To: admin@kiwifarms.net

Hello,

So apparently moderator Useful_Mistake decided to have a temper tantrum and gave me a ban until the 10th at 5 pm EST. The reason? I was reporting posts mainly for being off topic and/or irrelevant in the Jessica Boyle/NakedandLaughing thread. Mind you, this thread won...

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• Forum: Take that off the god damn Internet!

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[EyeGuy]

Mexican resident Ethan Ralph has been detained by ICE while attempting to cross into the United States from Tijuana:

Enjoy prison, piggy child.
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pig-face-ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/page-2119#post-21504060

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed returned to the internet to e-beg for money, likely after Null's positive feedback from starting his GiveSendGo. After all, he is a jobless 26-year-old with an active restraining order from his mom because he totally didn’t abuse her. The reason why he didn't abuse his mom is that she told him to get a job. It is revealed that ASCAS lives in his dad’s almost million dollar shit box in California. ASCAS is currently on house arrest due to violating his restraining order against his mom.

ASCAS also revealed his full name to be "Ian Alberto Valdez-Beltran".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ian-al...eed-sneed-s-mcsneedensen.200402/post-21493686

 

[Londo]

An update in the current happenings of Tyler Kolbe vs. The State of Kiwifarms as detailed here:

Take that off the Internet forum post by User Null

User @Scorpion From MK has uncovered that Tyler intends to seek the help of well known ultra manly consent accident haver Elliot William 'Liz' Fong Jones

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Known skitzocow Zoey / Emoboyfucker69 / aumiist has declared war on global janny Trombonista after her @mitsuba-chan account was banned for an entire month due to her threatening users.

Archived Tweet
To do this, she has set up a GiveSendGo campaign with a goal of $500 that she'll use to travel to Illinois and beat her up.

Archived page
Discuss the possible prospects of a catfight between two fujo kikes here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tiffan...ifarmjoshx-and-many-more.197481/post-21505241

 

[Pedophobe]

User Null has updated chat on his progress towards obtaining the Nick Rekieta Arrest Bodycam Video.

Post in thread 'Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta'

May 23, 2025

2 weeks, or else Null sues the county.

Here is the clip containing the full segment of commentary on the bodycam footage:

"Let me start this off strong. Things are progressing. In fact, chat, if I may be so bold—two more weeks, Kiwi sisters. I am expecting an update at the beginning of June. And if that update is not the body cam footage, I commit to this: I am suing Kandiyohi County. Every single thing we have received—I don't want to be too... I don't want to say too much, because I know that Rekieta is paying close attention and is deeply concerned...

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[GenociderSyo]

Kayden is rearing up for at least her 3rd eviction. Her MO is to crowdfund for an eviction use that money to get a new place then never pay that place until it's eviction time where the crowd fund begins again and the cycle continues.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kayden...en-dennison-justplainkay.118424/post-21497294