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Happy 13 years, my favorite sneeders!

Super tough Nazi-punching chud owner, Brody “Yo Mama” Foxx, is continuing to circle the drain and bleed followers after someone put together a google doc about his past and current shitty behavior.

His response:
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Suicide baitin’ for sympathy in a deleted zeet!
 
Elijah Schaffer, grift-right talking head and former Blaze Media employee, appears to be in the middle of some type of breakdown.

He has spent the past couple days schizoposting to social media claiming that his wife and children have been kidnapped, and also posted a video where he appeared to be under the influence of hallucinogens.

These posts are now deleted.

Schaffer has a history of abusing illicit substances, particularly amphetamines (adderall) so this could be a drug fueled manic episode.

Additional details have since emerged, provided by Milo who's currently live-xeeting. Included are allegations that Schaffer was involved in a long-term extramarital affair, that his company RiffTV may be on the verge of financial collapse, the revelation that he filed for divorce from his wife barely over a week ago, and the claim that he's an equal opportunity pansexual sex pest.

Discuss and speculate in the thread below.

Mr. Brown

Thread 'February 2026 Elijah Schaffer Drug Frenzy'



Elijah Schaffer is an American political commenter and former reporter whose career has been defined not by his journalistic ethos, but rather by his abrasive personality, hypersexuality, and substance-induced misbehavior. While outwardly pretending to be a totally heterosexual, trad-ish guy, Schaffer is anything but, and his life has come crashing down in early 2026 after his wife left him and took the kids. What was the straw that broke the camel's back? Was it the affair with his younger employee? Was it the drunken behavior and reported drug use, which had already cost...
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Milo has made a massive thread with leaked DMs and recordings, detailing an affair between Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock. Allegedly, they started their affair in February 2025 and she even had a abortion. Her boyfriend was 100% unaware of the cheating, when he proposed and married. Poor sod.
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I think this is front page worthy.
 
Now for some funny gaming news.
If you remember the disaster that was Civilization 7. That game that didn't understood the appeal of it's predecessors and charged $120 for a completed version, I got news for you. After a year of the devs doubling down on the game breaking era system that breaks a game down to 3 mostly disconnected minigames that is completely antithetical to what the series have been about up to this point. Ed Beach and the remaining devs that haven't been layed off yet is accepting defeat and is trying to make a classic mode that's somewhat like the old ones. Too little too late for the overpriced dead game.
Rome's rightful successor

Post in thread 'Sid Meier's Civilization'

Massive LOL
https://archive.ph/nnXXe Why Firaxis’ Ed Beach and Dennis Shirk talk major overhauls in “Test of Time” update.

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Egyptian cities with yields in Civ7

The new update plans to make it possible for these cities to stick to their Egyptian roots throughout a whole game of Civ VII. Credit: Samuel Axon
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Kiva Bay has quit her part time job of working at a grocery store due to the overwhelming stress and exertion it has caused her. She initially is relieved to be freed from the shackles of capitalism but has a meltdown a day later when she realizes she has nothing lined up, and the job market is difficult
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While you may think she’s about to be homeless, fear not. Kiva Bay has spent the last decade using her Twitter/X/Bluesky followers to pay for her rent, pot, cigarettes, taxi fare, bus fare, cat supplies, 2am food deliveries, video games, “treats” needed due to a four hour work shift, and literally any aspect of her life for nothing in return.

Discuss
 
If anybody needs another Hollywood actor to hate, Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be at the Capitol today to advocate for "reforming" the law that is vital to the continued existence of this website.

Discuss in this thread:

Captain Manning

Law Thread 'Joseph Gordon-Levitt to advocate for Section 230 reform at Capitol on Wednesday'

Joseph Gordon-Levitt to advocate for Section 230 reform at Capitol on Wednesday

by Judy Kurtz 02/03/26 04:19 PM ET

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is taking on Big Tech with a trip to the Capitol to call for reforms to a law that shields companies from lawsuits over user-generated content.

The “500 Days of Summer” star will join Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) and parent survivors at a Wednesday news conference at the Capitol in support of reforms to Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act.

Last year, Durbin and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) introduced the Sunset Section 230 Act, which...
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Acerthorn has filed a lawsuit against, among others, three named Kiwi Farms users:
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Last year, Acerthorn was fired from his Walmart phone kiosk job for allegedly viewing and/or copying a customer's nudes off their phone. Multiple users joined the Kiwi Farms to discuss this with their alleged first-hand knowledge as coworkers:
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Including this lovely review of the Kiwi Farms:
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He concludes by asking the court to go "completely nuclear:"
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Discuss Acerthorn's latest insane filing here.
 
White DSP (Phil Burnell) is having a not very penultimate time in life right now.

Not too long ago he did an interview with Asmongold (after pestering him in public and private on the xitty) - the interview was boring and Asmongold kind of tuned out. Phil got a small boost in viewers from this amazing opportunity and his streams are so boring that he ended up losing all viewers. He was left with the very wrong impression that Amsongold was his best buddy and they might collab again in the near future.

DSP ended up getting featured on livestreamfails and Asmongold covered this and made fun of DSP a bit. DSP found out about this top 10 anime betrayal and crashed out hard and was on the verge of crying:
Burn In Hell Burnell

Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

At the very end of the stream Phil finally can't take it anymore and CRASHES OUT over Asmon King Snaking him (swallowing him from behind!)




He has sounded multiple times like he was going to cry today, ever since he saw the Asmon reaction.
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On top of this, yesterday he also crashed out after internet users made hurtful comments about his new hairstyle - inferring that it was a Lesbian women's haircut.
The combination of crashouts, being featured on livestreamfails multiple times and a lack of viewer support (please tip DSP!) has some long term watchers of DSP suggesting he may be close to actually having a tantrum or a mental breakdown:
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Listening to his voice today after he realized Asmongold had made fun of him again on stream got me reflecting on how accelerated his insanity has really felt over the last year. I don't know if I've ever heard him sound so on the verge of actually breaking down. Not like the fake tears of some previous moments, he sounded like he was ackshually about to just let his frustration boil over and throw a tantrum.
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To make matters funnier and even more penultimate: the livestreamfails subreddit recently implemented a rule banning politics. This means that soystreamer faggots like Hasan and the rest of those faggots cannot be posted about anymore - and also because politics is banned that the audience of livestreamfails get mandatory Philip Burnell khantent! He has already been featured several times in the past few days:
Nate Dingus

Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

LiveStreamFail recently banned political content (Hasan chimping out etc), which has made room for DSP to show up on the main feed more. And deal with more tourists than usual.

Its fantastic timing with the ban tracker, and Phil announcing that hes going to become more autistic about reacting to the trolls.

I want Phil to beef with that delusional LSF janny who got banned for promoting a scam. They have very similar personalities.
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Behold the absolute state of 2026 - redditors thought they were going to get state mandated girlfriends and instead they're getting state mandated Phil Burnell Khantent:
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In his prolonged and continued spiral into irrelevance Ralph has no-showed yet another ebullient Keelstream, breaking his imagined streak once more. Ordinarily, this would not be noteworthy as it is generally presumed that he is taking a pill nap.

When he resurfaced online, he revealed an extremely inflamed knee, which he claims is due to an injury he sustained in May (the month, not the Night Mare). Is this the beginning of the end of the Ralphamale?
 
Almost 3 years after pooner Audrey Hale killed 6 people at the Covenant school in Nashville, the supreme appeals court of Tennessee has ruled that records from the investigation must be made public. Troon info may be coming soon.

Emperor Norton said:
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WTVF) — Tennessee's highest appeals court has ruled that records from the Covenant School shooting investigation must finally be made public, overturning a lower court decision that kept the files secret for nearly two years.

The Tennessee Court of Appeals issued a unanimous decision Tuesday that reversed the ruling keeping these investigation files from the public.

Metro Nashville Police denied every public records request after the March 2023 shooting that killed six people. Police claimed their investigation was still ongoing. But that investigation wrapped up in April of last year.

Investigators determined the shooter was motivated by a desire for notoriety.

The appeals court found that since the case is closed, Metro no longer has grounds to keep the documents from the public.

The records weren't released immediately after Wednesday's ruling.

The case now returns to the trial court, which must determine which specific documents can be released and what information should be redacted. The appeals court emphasized that records should not be deemed entirely exempt simply because they contain some exempt information.

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When does the troll become the cow? This question has challenged philosophers since the dawn of time. Like a frog in boiling water, or 5 seasons of Breaking Bad, 6 seasons of Better Call Saul, it can be difficult to time such a character development exactly, but usually there's at least one point everyone agrees.

Cinemaz, a kiwituber and TibbzTV and Cyraxx orbiter, has recently had his rap music career unearthed. It was leaked on Reddit of all places.

Debate if Cinemaz rap music is as bad as the goblins in the Cyraxx thread here, or in the Kiwituber thread here. Does this beat street racing scene???


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If this is actually Itz cinemas, this is one of the funniest fucking things I've seen. It sounds like him. Looks like they finally started pissing off enough people that people are really digging into ranked material. I know the Nigger 007 is also a wannabe rapper, is this like a disease? Fail at life and be a wannabe nigger?
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For those not in the know, someone in the cowtuber thread found a post from the Cyrax subreddit that Cinemas had a rap career and posted a video.


He looks exactly as he sounds LMAO.

This guy apparently dropped Cinemas’ info in his chat last night:

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Ruh-ro! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands here, let's see the details first:
  • A small kid goes missing in Australia
  • A massive police search occurs and it's major news
  • The kid is never found
  • During the media circus, the grandfather takes out a gun to scare away the annoying press - a somewhat understandable action.
But wait, there's some detail about the "grandfather" that makes this more interesting - the grandfather is actually transgender, a so-called "tranfather"! Zoinks!

That's right Scooby! They're not a woman at all, they're a tranny!
Basically every man and his dog suspected it was tranfather who did this shit and now the police are making public statements saying "the kid didn't wander off and wasn't abducted and we have a suspect and the suspect is still in the house BUT it's not the mother or father!"

Gamers, if it's not the mother or father, then who could it be?
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Marche

Post in thread 'The Australian totalitarian megathread'


Here is a short summary of events and TLDW of the press conference.
Previously:
- Searched in 15km radius around the property multiple times over days at a time, one of the biggest hunts in Aus history
- Drained multiple dams
- Used new super AI tech to track from drones and other stuff capable of finding wombat shit hiding in a bush
- Identified multiple discrepancies with the stories given
- Mid January went back with warrants, seized vehicles, ipads, computers ect ect ( This was also when the Trandad pulled a gun on a reporter)

Todays report:
- Ruled out Gus wondering...
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Dedicated thread for this topic: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-disappearance-of-gus-lamont.230310/
 
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Brown MovieBob Clone and Game Show obsessed Troon Chaser Cory Anotado had someone crash into his car today who decided to drive off.
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Post in thread 'Buzzerblog: Cory Andre Anotado / PacDude Games / 24 Hour Game Show Marathon and Alexander M Davis'

Cory had a shitty day today by the looks of it. Someone crashed into his car and then drove off or some shit.
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This is the second time that his car has been attacked following an incident back in 2021 where 2 thugs broke into his car and spilled shit all over it.
 
Liz-Fong Jones trifecta! (I guess that's a downgrade - instead of being a blockface xir can be a triangle face!)
  1. Liz is extremely MATI that people are sharing screenshots of Joshua Corner Moon's xitty messages about Epstein and how that is super ontologically evil or some shit and you shouldn't be sharing the evil word of Josh on Bluesky: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-23602533
  2. Liz believes that LLMs are like a bench saw and are therefore dangerous and that the general public shouldn't have access to them and only those with a superior intellect and moral compass (like Liz) should be able to use them: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-23615900
  3. Liz has posted numerous messages showing that they're an anti-Stancil extremist: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-23627329
Please remember to only use Twitter in compliance with the ethics in code of conducts that Liz has created:
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