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@Emily Cassidy (Kitten Killer, Centaur Thief, Retarded Schizo) has taken her attention whoring to the next level by dedicating herself to being an actual eWhore.

For those who don't know, Emily has deformed breasts due to her chromosomal issues (Digeorge Syndrome). Despite insisting she is a pansexual asexual who thinks sex is gross, she came across what she believes is the fetish term for her condition, "anisomastiphilia" (Its actually a medical term). Most likely from someone in her erotic roleplay Discord server that focuses on "beautiful horror" (which has a love for underage characters that become impregnated, unsurprisingly).
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She usually posts nudes when she's in a manic state in an attempt to get her KiwiFarms thread taken down. So posting her nudes to DeviantArt isn't new for her. What is new is the responses she got for this:
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So what does an attention whore do when she gets the attention she wants? She does it again. And again. Numerous posts followed, all featuring an obese retard struggling to peel back her fat folds for the camera. This also got her about 20 new members in her Discord server. While these numbers are unremarkable, for her it's like winning the lottery.

But don't worry, she's still batshit insane and even warns her new Discord friends about us, the evil KiwiFarmers
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(She still thinks Keffals, #DropKiwiFarms and CloudFlares actions in that incident is relevant)

Over the last few days, she has deactivated her DeviantArt, declared she is moving over to FetLife to post her drawings/rants/nudes and has gone full findom on Blusky, hoping to extract some money from DeviantArts most depraved.
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If you want to see a fat retard leap at the opportunity to be a disgusting sex obsessed whore, you can start reading the thread here. But fair warning, it's grotesque.
 
AGPinochet said:
Ana Kasparian is proclaiming that "The Goyim Are Waking
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Ana Kasparian is having a Nuclear level chudout and is talking about Epstein's use of Goyim and Rabbis foretelling the Destruction of the Goyim and Jewish Supremacism
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CHUNK YOGURT THE HORSE SEX GUY HAS ENTERED THE FIGHT!
Post in thread 'The Young Turks / Secular Talk / Cenk Uygur, Anna Kasparian & Friends' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-yo...ur-anna-kasparian-friends.15973/post-23821534
 
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Phil Burnell (white DSP) has been discussing bananas at an all time prolific rate:

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But why all the discussion of bananas? Years ago Phil sung a song about bananas while playing some a donkey kong game and it was featured on someone's stream and he has become MATI about it ever since:
BlastMonk said:
This obsession over the fucking bannana song which has lated days now is mental. He is mentally ill and all this is gayer than actual gay sex. Why did he bring it up put of no where after years and years? Why multi-day cope streams about it. He's a nutcase
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How many times has he gone on rants about the banana song in the past couple of weeks? I keep seeing videos appear on feeds and all I can think is "Again???"
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Phil has been going on for DAYS about the banana song:
Burl McMillan said:
What gets me about denimgate is that in true Phil fashion he literally created one more thing to seethe over. No one was seriously claiming the squeeze banana song as an epic detractor meme like he says, it was just used in edits as an insert or intro because it was a silly clip. It was no different from "look it's a money creature" or "thanks for the money stupid fuck hahaha". but because DSP is autistic about his gay little improv song he just had to latch on to the denim lyric and caused tractors to micro analyze it just to prove him wrong. DSP went from: What is that banana song I don't even know what that is -> it was just a silly thing I did and it meant nothing -> I never said denim you stupid retards

and in a few months we're gonna loop back to "what banana song I don't know what that is" guaranteed
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It was theorized that the mention of putting a banana in a zipper was a gay reference, however it was discovered that it was just a reference to the video game:
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Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

The denim conspiracy has been blown wide open. The kinocasino discovered (with the help of a chatter) that when you select a different kong in donkey kong 64 it plays a zipper animation.

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Regardless of zipper references or not, we all know the penultimate truth:
Burl McMillan

Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

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my gaslighting, girlbossing, moobsmaxxing KING

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He's so apprehensive when it gets to the "put banana in my mouth" lyric that I'm starting to believe he hates that song because it accidentally exposes some homo thoughts.

HE'S GAY
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Phil today did a rant or sung about bananas for 5 minutes straight to totally show that he isn't MATI about his original banana song performance:
top10 EU in Lords Mobile

Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

pre stream banana singing supercut :cryblood: listen fellas, I need a break after this one..

€ ok fixed my clipping,thanks for pointing it out


E: this is beginning to feel like.. following around a retarded person in a wheelchair in public, pulling out my phone and start yelling and recording them. I feel disgust.. at myself, for even watching this .
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Now gamers, whatever you do, please do not mention the banana song to Phil ever again:
Jang Joo

Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

I hope Phil addresses the banana song a third time by next week, I didn't quite get his explanation yet. :thinking:
Phil, buddy, get help, you're gonna have a stroke within a year if you keep this shit up.
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At this point I have to apologize because I couldn't find a link to the original banana song because there are like 200 pages discussing this shit, so I'll just conclude this banana song post by giving an update on PWR (the ex-DSP fanboy and pro wrestling dude)

He briefly crossed paths with a strange woman on his lovequest:
Obnoxious Asshole

Orbiter Post in thread 'PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts'

Cardinal Cardinal said:
PWR is talking to Ruby. I'm not familiar with who she is or if this is of note.
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Oh Lord. Ruby Spacek is an ex-hooker, ex-camgirl, ex-fentanyl addict and current resident of Methadonia. She has a lot of history with the Thorps and their simps. Plus she's batshit nuts.
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He's apparently interested in doing OnlyFans content:
ASeabear8952

Orbiter Post in thread 'PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts'

PWR is considering doing Onlyfans.

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Then the thot he made OnlyFans khantent with was a dirty double detractor:
Hectic Heckler

Orbiter Post in thread 'PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts'

ASeabear8952 said:
PWR is considering doing Onlyfans.

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Edit: Bonus lols from PWR's kick chat:
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Then "interested in OnlyFans khantent" got upgraded to the all too popular incest/rape/onlyfans trifecta:
Ivan Daniloff

Orbiter Post in thread 'PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts'

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Actually, here's the closing post - he now has a sub goal to get an anisa anime tattoo:
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Orbiter Post in thread 'PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts'

What the hell did I miss? :story:
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Penultimate.
 
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Johnny Somali has had his sentencing date set for April 15th with the prosecutor asking for three years with labor.

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Atozy is streaming an update rn
  • prosecutor asks for 3 years with labor, adding him to the sex offender registry for 5 years, which limits where he can work.
  • Johnny tried to defend himself by pointing out, that Bongbong got treated differently, he didn't know the law, Jungman doesn't want him punished, he wants to apologize, wants to see his family, has been held hostage in SK for one and a half years etc, which didn't impress the judge.
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Attention: At long last, Patrick's reading of his Tiny Tim gets fingerbanged by niggers novel has been unearthed.

CAUTION: Lispy fruit voice ahead.

Teknorat

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'


Patrick's reading of his Tiny Tim Fingers his Bum novel has been found at long last. Behold as he struggles to read the words he wrote himself. 35:10
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Enjoy prison here.
 
Saaar, no u cannot do the needful, no you cannot redeem the collateral saar... Full sapport is not available in londonistan, our founder and ceo do the needful and fly dubai to redeem his vacation saaar. We demand you reduce his punish or we will demand bobs and vagene from all british women.

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In what may be the ultimate izzat against britbongers, Barclays (a British bank) is out 600 million pounds (1.1 USD = 1 Pound), amongst other major banks (Wells Fargo, etc) as one of it's clients, a mortgage company had insolvency (bankruptcy) practitioners appointed by a judge after fraud allegations were leveled. The basics is that it is alleged that there is "double pledging", where you are warranting a single collateral multiple times (eg; I promise three people the same house as collateral, for three different loans at the same time).
Of course the founder (A shitskin mudslime rapist) has fled to Dubai before he could be arrested, before this went down, the company had a 2.4 billion loan book and over 2 billion in institutional funding lines.


Discuss in the India menace thread.
Discuss in the stock market thread.
Discuss in the British news thread.
 
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A new Fishtank season is scheduled to launch on March 15th, in the interim period, Jeet Averageson Neptune has taken to the Xitty to turbobeg harder than White DSP - the reaction to these xeets from the fanbase is not very positive.
Aidan

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were...
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Also the website is live and people can see the cameras broadcasting occassionally: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-23821522 (Fact checked by real gay nigger patriots: this was actually a screencap from some Mexitank spinoff and the normal Fishtank isn't doing broadcasts)

(as a reminder, Sam Hyde has backed out of hosting this new upcoming season which leaves the last season as his penultimate and final experience of hosting Fishtank)

EDIT: Breaking news development: Jeet Neptune has deleted the turbobegging xeet after receiving extended negative feedback.
 
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Exceptional individual with a thread created in 2013 Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
Has joined the forum under the name @Atemporal-Engineer to justify his righteous Christian action to threaten some sheriff to death.



I won't tell you to speculate if he is a relative of Ethan Ralph based on looks alone as proposed by user @A Bit Concerning

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But since he is now going insane and plaguing in The AI Girlfriend / Boyfriend Community thread, please do come and debate the ethics of having a furry AI daughter with him.
You can even chat with her now.
 
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Convicted pedophile and sex offender Joseph Garrett Buckland has been indicted for creating and sharing baby monkey torture videos.
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DrNow

🔥 Zoosadist Post in thread 'Million Pity / Baby Monkey Hate / 0chan.life / Million Tears / EvilUnveiled / VidLii'


Ay Tone, how about you and Gretchen as cellys?

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Yo, if things have gone downhill with Maccy I could see a sort of Beecher Schillinger arrangement happening here.
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This follows the indictment of Francisco Javier Ravelo AKA "Tony Fucking Montana" who roleplayed with Joseph believing they were a woman.
DrNow

🔥 Zoosadist Post in thread 'Million Pity / Baby Monkey Hate / 0chan.life / Million Tears / EvilUnveiled / VidLii'


Ok...I don't know whether I'm seeing this right, and we likely need to wait for confirmation. But I only know one Tony Fuckin Montana who was in the business of sharing crush porn. And it looks like they got the obnoxious sack of shit.
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Savior of the Capital W wHite race, master (bator) of pussies the world over, and self-described greatest Kiwifarms Archivist of all time, Ronnie Kolb a.k.a. Bear Hammer, has been revealed to be both RICH AND FAT.
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Digging into the stepfather's parents, it seems that they were at least C-suite in the some sort of developmental company based on Fast People relatives.
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Come and laugh (with, not at (he hates that)), as the greatest archival mind of a generation is revealed to have never had any real problems or hardships in his life whatsoever despite having to weave many several lies to the contrary as some... kind of weird own. I guess?
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Emily Gwen, controversial """creator""" of the lesbian flag, is once again making rounds across social media as the alphabets are mounting a massive investigation and campaign, alleging that she is actually a fake identity.

Among the many claims, the main one levied against her is that she is a fat Australian butch lesbian who stole the design from someone else, has been using a fake identity, is pretending to be homeless, and grifting off fake mentally illnesses for years, begging for money online and grifting over $500,000 in eight years to be splurged on concerts and vacations.

The whole situation is a shitshow of people I don't know, and frankly don't care, about, so I have attached a Google Dockey here for anyone interested in a rundown written by some random Twitter gay.

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/emily-gwen-sadlesbeandisaster.231367/post-23823171
 

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MalibuFitMaxx may have been clogging many of your social feeds over the past few weeks with his positive videos, unique draw, and bizzare look. In less than four weeks he's amassed a following of 1.6m users on Instagram and TikTok. Today, a skeptical viewer has exposed him for stolen valor by claiming to be an IED victim. He's already posted an apology.
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Plum Smuggler

Post in thread 'Bodybuilders and Fitness Influencers Community'

I'm surprised that no one has posted on the recent rise and fall of fitness influencer, MalibuFitMaxx aka Lawrence Markham? He started blowing up about a month ago with millions of views due to his positive content, unique way of speaking and bizzare looks.
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His bio stated that he suffered an IED blast to his face. It was even posted in his bio. He gained support from other influences after his looks brought in the trolls. Others were skeptical.

Today an Instagram user by the name of goob_us posted a video reviewing Markham's DD214(discharge papers)...
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Following the refusal of Anthropic to support US Military involvement in the development of its AI models and allow the Pentagon access to the source code, the US Government today has declared the company a supply chain level threat to national security and is ordering all federal agencies and any corporation that contracts with the Federal Government to cease all business and funding of Anthropic effective immediately, with a 6 month sunset window for ongoing projects.

mindlessobserver

Business Thread 'Trump admin blacklists Anthropic as AI firm refuses Pentagon demands'

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  • President Donald Trump ordered U.S. government agencies to “immediately cease” using technology from the artificial intelligence company Anthropic.
  • The AI startup faces pressure by the Defense Department to comply with demands that it can use the company’s technology without restrictions sought by Anthropic.
  • Defense Secretary Peter Hegseth, soon after Trump’s order, said he was ordering...
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It has begun. Anisa has returned to livestreaming:
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SHE'S LIVESTREAMING!!! SHE'S A PEAR!!! THE CHAT IS A HOLOCAUST!!!

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  • She said "WOAH BUDDY"
  • @Null is, presumably, their in chat
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  • She is already seething at haters
  • She's expressing how she can't talk while listening to music
  • Someone asked her if she would date PWR (Answer was NO)
  • She's full of eggs until 51 and says we must stay in fear that she, the "succubus", will spit out a demonspawn
  • Mike Jones
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I'll stop there.

Here's where you can discuss the succubus/imp's return to the livestreaming game.
Iranian_Jomha

💥 Trainwreck Post in thread 'Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy"'

BOIS IT'S STARTING !!!!
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2b2t, the oldest (and most famous) Anarchy server in Minecraft Java, has been forced to comply with Minecraft's new EULA rules, courtesy of Mojang (Microsoft) in the fight against "online hatespeech." This continues Microsoft's slow-but-steady enshittification of Minecraft Java, which is continuously extending to them attempting to impose their corporate rules on independently-operated servers slowly-but-surely.
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In an update to this previous Happenings post, Minecraft players on the anarchy server 2b2t have begun deducing the list of banned words that Mojang (Microsoft) is attempting to enforce through trial and error. Aside from things like "hate speech", these also include words like "ass", "furry", "fuck", and "hoe" (which is insane because that is an item in the game).
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Discuss in the Minecraft thread
 
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4 dead and 6 injured/captured following a shootout involving the Cuban Coast Guard and a Florida registered speed boat.
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It is being reported that at least one of the men killed had fallen into an “obsessive and diabolical” quest to overthrow the Cuban government. Furthermore, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, the boat at the center of the incident was stolen.

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Discuss how poorly this plan to oust the government of Cuba went in either the Cuba Collapse thread or the A&N thread for this story.
 
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Washed-up shock jock Anthony Cumia, who was fired from his million-dollar job in 2014 for going on a racist Twitter rant after being rejected by a black (female?) prostitute, is now going for broke by assaulting a no-name YouTuber on the streets of New York City.

Come laugh at this Corsican pimp as his shit gig with WABC goes up in flames because of his Napoleon complex and his inability to hold his liquor.
 
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Stuttering John Melendez had a disastrous stand-up gig in NYC where instead of doing his usual set, he read out Anthony Cumia's arrest record from 2016. This led to jeers and chants including "Deadbeat Dad" and "Pussy Boy", with John fleeing the stage in tears after smalltime Dabbleverse streamer Tommy Jordan snatched John's notes away from him.
 
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