Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[DiabeticSP]

Where's this new "Pigroach eats Taco Bell" piece of lore from? Did he finally cop to it on the last "Ask tha Kang" ego session?

DSP used to 'hate' Taco Bell and make fun of it the same way he does Subway.

Now he mentions eating there semi frequently because Kat likes it. I think one time they made stir fry but didnt have sauce so they got taco bell?

Its just another way Kat's stepping all over Phil's dick.

 

[Prince Lotor]

DSP used to 'hate' Taco Bell and make fun of it the same way he does Subway.

Now he mentions eating there semi frequently because Kat likes it. I think one time they made stir fry but didnt have sauce so they got taco bell?

Its just another way Kat's stepping all over Phil's dick.

They made sir-fry but forgot to buy rice at the store so they didn't eat it and instead just drove to Taco Bell to get food. . .and they actually drove past the grocery store to do so.

Also this Timestamped @ 29m27s

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I remember when Katherine first moved in and Phil was bragging about never eating fast food anymore, and that's why he couldn't do DSP Tries It anymore. Hah.

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

Delving into Khat speculation here but how is she okay with this gleeful ignoramus that she hitched her wagon to? Is she literally not using the internet whatsoever so as to be oblivious to his buffoonery? Is she just so strung out on whatever meds she takes that it all just flies over her head?? What the literal fuck is going on in House Condo Burnell.

Free room/board/internet etc, plus all the free shit he buys her on his (formally) maxed out credit cards as gifts and stuff. She'll ride him out until(if) he crashes and move onto the next simp.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Free room/board/internet etc, plus all the free shit he buys her on his (formally) maxed out credit cards as gifts and stuff. She'll ride him out until(if) he crashes and move onto the next simp.

*formerly

Unless his credit cards are wearing tuxes or something.

 

[UncleTusky]

I wasn't sure if it belonged here or in the Wheelchair Circlejerk Vest Stream thread but Phil's going to be doing a live "DSP Tries It" with no less than two Papadias (Papa John's flatbread sandwiches):

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1265423836381511682

Phil on Twitter: "Update: I couldn’t decide, so I got TWO Papadias fo…

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Now for the autism:

Any two sandwiches combined are > 1,650 calories (which might be all the calories Phil needs with his exercise regimen) and even one is well over the RDA on sodium and cholesterol. But remember guys, he's almost skinny and is eating healthy now!

Also, did he forget his own "True and Honest Eyetalian" lie? He got so offended when Olive Garden sent him a coupon mailer because it isn't real Italians making it but it's OK when it's pizza laden with grease......wait nevermind I figured it out:

Scott Steiner - He's Fat!

Scott Steiner Knows Best.

www.youtube.com

 

[TankMelee]

Any two sandwiches combined are > 1,650 calories (which might be all the calories Phil needs with his exercise regimen) and even one is well over the RDA on sodium and cholesterol. But remember guys, he's almost skinny and is eating healthy now!

Also, did he forget his own "True and Honest Eyetalian" lie? He got so offended when Olive Garden sent him a coupon mailer because it isn't real Italians making it but it's OK when it's pizza laden with grease......wait nevermind I figured it out:

Most likely he'll take a few bites of each and save the rest "for later" (i.e. when uploading videos) but even then Papa John's isn't going to be good for you. He thinks he's reasonably healthy because he's not grossly obese and he hasn't realized that his muscles have atrophied, which... well, he is American so we're grading on a curve.
The real thing that gets me about this is how Papa Johns is selling a calzone by the quarter and calling it a "Papadia."

 

[Freshtodeath]

Papa Johns is the most expensive and aids of the fast food pizzas. DSP should try to eat 40 pizzas in 30 days.

 

[Schmeckel]

Papa Johns is the most expensive and aids of the fast food pizzas. DSP should try to eat 40 pizzas in 30 days.

This would be different from his normal routine how?

 

[tzgnilki]

I love how kat can now only be trusted to make turkey hot dogs and macaroni&cheese

 

[actually]

I love how kat can now only be trusted to make turkey hot dogs and macaroni&cheese

Cracks me the fuck up that that is what he considers a meal. I have not ever heard of someone combining turkey burgers and rice or turkey hot dogs (gross) and mac&cheese.

What the fuck? At least heat up frozen french fries or some shit.

 

[hector85]

on the pokemon stream the other day he was talking about how it was almost summer time so kat is making macaroni salad, something she makes during the summer season. tevin did a search on pigpiggo for macaroni salad and he previously spoke about it in February and in November before that, definitely summer! also phil said he could smell the pasta boiling and it made him "hungry as fuck" too bad he was only 45 minutes into his day stream....

 

[Kosher Dill]

on the pokemon stream the other day he was talking about how it was almost summer time so kat is making macaroni salad, something she makes during the summer season. tevin did a search on pigpiggo for macaroni salad and he previously spoke about it in February and in November before that, definitely summer!

It's time for his quarterly macaroni salad!

 

[Muppetmode]

Cracks me the fuck up that that is what he considers a meal. I have not ever heard of someone combining turkey burgers and rice or turkey hot dogs (gross) and mac&cheese.

What the fuck? At least heat up frozen french fries or some shit.

Just sounds like something you’d make when there’s nothing left in the house and you’re trying to budget

 

[KillDeer]

I am still in shock that the other day he was sitting in his office with the door closed, at least 30 feet away from the kitchen and he said he could smell Kat boiling water for pasta. With all the toxic garbage juice he sucks through his sinus passages he can smell water???

 

[Schmeckel]

I am still in shock that the other day he was sitting in his office with the door closed, at least 30 feet away from the kitchen and he said he could smell Kat boiling water for pasta. With all the toxic garbage juice he sucks through his sinus passages he can smell water???

You don't understand. A real authentic 100% Italian (halfway by Poland) can smell pasta through the box when it's locked in a safe. A measly office door isn't going to stop his olfactory from enjoying the aroma of wet noodles.

 

[HalfMillPhil]

You don't understand. A real authentic 100% Italian (halfway by Poland) can smell pasta through the box when it's locked in a safe. A measly office door isn't going to stop his olfactory from enjoying the aroma of wet noodles.

He's so Italian it reminds me of the noodle maker he owns so he can have fresh noodles instead of boxed whenever he wants... oh wait...

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's so Italian it reminds me of the noodle maker he owns so he can have fresh noodles instead of boxed whenever he wants... oh wait...

He's already got a noodle maker, her name is Kat! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

 

[AnOminous]

He makes a huge deal out of using canned tomatoes imported from Italy (the brand is San Marzano, many US grocers carry them) and insists the recipe is an authentic Eyetalian one passed down through his family.

San Marzano is the variety. The brand is probably Cento (which has been accused of fraudulently selling tomatoes which are not actually authentic).

 

[TheGoutburglar]

San Marzano is the variety. The brand is probably Cento (which has been accused of fraudulently selling tomatoes which are not actually authentic).

Doubtful that he knows that, and even if he did, he would just argue it.