Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[OverlySensitive]

I'm guessing he has no leftover pizza from last night.

Of course not the fat ass ate it all. I doubt they ever have leftovers unless its boxed baked cupcakes.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Because he was allegedly a bodybuilder 20-odd years ago (we have photos, he ballooned from being very thin to being obese in maybe 5-10 years) and is now done growing, he does not need to exercise anymore and "muscle memory" means he still has some of the muscles he developed back then. He got very defensive about this back in 2019 when somebody pointed out his obvious bitch tits.

His idea of being a bodybuilder was probably they did a stint at weight training in high school gym class. Like a couple weeks of it and that's it or he would do a couple sets of medium weight and low reps thinking that that somehow made a difference. Phil has noodle arms. Even if he only focused on the vanity muscles like the biceps his arms would be much larger even today.

Bodybuilding is a serious thing. You need to practically live in the gym, eat crazy amounts of protein and watch your calories. There's no way in hell that Phil did some serious lifting.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

His idea of being a bodybuilder was probably they did a stint at weight training in high school gym class. Like a couple weeks of it and that's it or he would do a couple sets of medium weight and low reps thinking that that somehow made a difference. Phil has noodle arms. Even if he only focused on the vanity muscles like the biceps his arms would be much larger even today.

Bodybuilding is a serious thing. You need to practically live in the gym, eat crazy amounts of protein and watch your calories. There's no way in hell that Phil did some serious lifting.

I don't recall Phil ever giving an exact time he was a weightlifter. I don't think he ever had the time.

In high school he says he didn't do any sports and didn't have time for anything but homework.

In college he was too busy having wild parties.

After college he worked full time at the bank. Then he devoted all his time to flying around the county to play Street Fighter.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Where in Phil's timeline was he a bodybuilder? It doesn't add up.

 

[Iron Father]

I think, much like his claims of being a PC builder, his stories about being a weightlifter are stolen from a friend of his.

One time his nerd friend was building a PC and asked DSP to hand him a screwdriver, now DSP is a PC builder. Similarly, I bet someone he lived with in college had a basicbitch weight set and DSP used it once and now he has a history of body building. He's notorious for mirroring, eg adopting new laughing styles from Leanna and Kat.

This is also why I think he was relatively normal when he used to socialize, and has gotten more and more bizarre as his human interaction rates have shrunken.

 

[Schmeckel]

Because he was allegedly a bodybuilder 20-odd years ago (we have photos, he ballooned from being very thin to being obese in maybe 5-10 years) and is now done growing, he does not need to exercise anymore and "muscle memory" means he still has some of the muscles he developed back then. He got very defensive about this back in 2019 when somebody pointed out his obvious bitch tits.

He said his dad was a bodybuilder, and that he only lifted weights.

His idea of being a bodybuilder was probably they did a stint at weight training in high school gym class. Like a couple weeks of it and that's it or he would do a couple sets of medium weight and low reps thinking that that somehow made a difference. Phil has noodle arms. Even if he only focused on the vanity muscles like the biceps his arms would be much larger even today.

Bodybuilding is a serious thing. You need to practically live in the gym, eat crazy amounts of protein and watch your calories. There's no way in hell that Phil did some serious lifting.

CT high school graduation requires at least 1 PhysEd credit. A weights class would qualify, and I could see him taking that specifically so he didn't have to run laps and do general sports stuff in regular PE, or letter in a sport (which is something most high schools tend to allow). That would easily be his weight lifting period.

Phil's the kind of asshole who did curls in the squat rack, never put his weights away, and never wiped down any benches. With how noodly his arms are, AND his puffed out proud-chest walk he did in the opening of Project 7, all he did was bench press thinking he'd just get huge. But he only ever managed to put up maybe 90lbs, and then he'd go flex in the mirror.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think, much like his claims of being a PC builder, his stories about being a weightlifter are stolen from a friend of his.

One time his nerd friend was building a PC and asked DSP to hand him a screwdriver, now DSP is a PC builder. Similarly, I bet someone he lived with in college had a basicbitch weight set and DSP used it once and now he has a history of body building. He's notorious for mirroring, eg adopting new laughing styles from Leanna and Kat.

I'm betting it's just Phil trying to sound cool and tough in front of his 10 year old fans. Wow! Phil used to lift! OMG! Phil used to build PCs!

But somebody who knows the first thing about building PCs will never buy one that's pre or custom made. Half the parts are going to be substandard and you're paying an extra $1000 for labor or whatever.

Spoiler: PC sperging

When I came back from Japan one of the first things I did was get the parts necessary to build a couple PCs. One for me and one for Mrs. Sebben. It had been about 10 years since I had built one. And aside from some of the cables being different and the slots on the motherboard being of a different type, it was no different than when I built my first in the mid-90's.

If anything it was easier because most of the work is now being done on the back end and there's no need to set jumpers or go into the BIOS to set anything.

 

[Iron Father]

It's very obvious he has no fucking clue what he's talking about regardless of the subject.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's very obvious he has no fucking clue what he's talking about regardless of the subject.

Even things like food, his only passion in life besides munny and sweaty men jpegs. He says the most retarded things about food imaginable.

 

[Draventren]

Phil's the kind of asshole who did curls in the squat rack, never put his weights away, and never wiped down any benches. With how noodly his arms are, AND his puffed out proud-chest walk he did in the opening of Project 7, all he did was bench press thinking he'd just get huge. But he only ever managed to put up maybe 90lbs, and then he'd go flex in the mirror.

Literally what I was going to say, you fucking scooped me. Phil is the type to skip legs every week and then make fun of the new guy squatting low weight. I'm not much of a fitness guy, though I am trying to get into decent shape, but I know enough about weights and Phil to say with some certainty that IF Phil had a gym membership, he spent all his time doing curls and bench at low weight and claiming he wasn't going for mass, but tone. Probably spent most of his time oogling the dud-I mean chicks there. Weightlifting is antithetical to core Phil principles since it's about improving yourself and challenging yourself. It's not a worthwhile work out if you're comfortable during it, and Phil has only ever taken the comfortable option.

It's very obvious he has no fucking clue what he's talking about regardless of the subject.

I don't know, you ever ask him about fast food? Seems pretty educated on that subject.

 

[Schmeckel]

Even things like food, his only passion in life besides munny and sweaty men jpegs. He says the most retarded things about food imaginable.

I REALLY wish he'd do more cooking vlahgs. Seeing him nearly Masaokis his way around the kitchen makes me laugh sofa king hard.

That, or have JackieChin aka DarkSydeJackie do a cooking spoof. Those videos were some of the best stuff the SoK ever watched.

 

[Iron Father]

I don't know, you ever ask him about fast food? Seems pretty educated on that subject.

Yeah but he'll be like "ewww dood it's so gross and greasy, look at da lettuce dood!" and then he takes a pigbite and he's like "mmm? mmm!"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't know, you ever ask him about fast food? Seems pretty educated on that subject.

This burger only has two pickles, so when you eat both of them, there are no pickles left! What the fuck?!

I ordered a deluxe quarter pounder and the only difference is they put some lettuce and tomatoes on it! What the fuck?!

The french fries were salty!

This is a fast food aficionado.

 

[Iron Father]

He's an expert on what to eat if you want gout/obesity.

 

[OverlySensitive]

Honestly I would like to say that Phil is a prime teaching tool to show kids what not to eat and how not to take care of themselves but most children are already twice my size before they hit seven so I feel odd critiquing Phil sometimes. It just makes me think of shit to piss me off like why the fuck does your kid eat 500$ worth of food (stamps) in one month? And why are they fucking hungry when they are half the size of my Jeep?? I am fucking old and decayed close to death and you are telling me your bursting at the seams like an over ripe tomato brat is hungry? I dont fucking think so.

All the starving fucks they show on TV are severely morbidly obese. You and yo kids ARE NOT hungry you and your children have eaten entire cows for breakfast while most people can barely get a can of bean and bacon soup to eat for the day.. I really want to know why "news" programs constantly throw the fattest fuckers out there on TV and tell me someone who is too big to fit through a bathroom doorway comfortably is starving to death. Clearly you and your morbidly huge children should eat a fucking salad and diet a bit. Starvation is a fine diet plan when you weigh as much as six grown sumo wrestlers.

 

[Schmeckel]

Honestly I would like to say that Phil is a prime teaching tool to show kids what not to eat and how not to take care of themselves but most children are already twice my size before they hit seven so I feel odd critiquing Phil sometimes. It just makes me think of shit to piss me off like why the fuck does your kid eat 500$ worth of food (stamps) in one month? And why are they fucking hungry when they are half the size of my Jeep?? I am fucking old and decayed close to death and you are telling me your bursting at the seams like an over ripe tomato brat is hungry? I dont fucking think so.

All the starving fucks they show on TV are severely morbidly obese. You and yo kids ARE NOT hungry you and your children have eaten entire cows for breakfast while most people can barely get a can of bean and bacon soup to eat for the day.. I really want to know why "news" programs constantly throw the fattest fuckers out there on TV and tell me someone who is too big to fit through a bathroom doorway comfortably is starving to death. Clearly you and your morbidly huge children should eat a fucking salad and diet a bit. Starvation is a fine diet plan when you weigh as much as six grown sumo wrestlers.

The food network could start a series called "This is how you DON'T eat."

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil said in today pre-stream that if he "had the time to cook" he would be very good at it since he is good at cutting vegetables lmao, how does cutting vegetables translate to being a good cook? Also in his sauce cooking videos you can see he is not even using the correct knife to chop up the onions, Phil is such a retarrrr its hilarious.

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil said in today pre-stream that if he "had the time to cook" he would be very good at it since he is good at cutting vegetables lmao, how does cutting vegetables translate to being a good cook? Also in his sauce cooking videos you can see he is not even using the correct knife to chop up the onions, Phil is such a retarrrr its hilarious.

He tossed salads in high school, which also helps explain his love of oily, muscly men.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Kahmonn you guise Phil is a master chef, it's only a matter of time before he gets a Food Network show

 

[LiquidCancer]

He admitted he's not a good cook but he's an expert at seasoning. His pan fried frozen turkey burgers are good because of how he seasons them with seasonings.

Someone in chat also mentioned some frozen hamburger brand and Phil agreed they had good seasoning even though he doesn't eat red meat due to his acid condition.

 

[actually]

He admitted he's not a good cook but he's an expert at seasoning. His pan fried frozen turkey burgers are good because of how he seasons them with seasonings.

Someone in chat also mentioned some frozen hamburger brand and Phil agreed they had good seasoning even though he doesn't eat red meat due to his acid condition.

Expert at seasoning who uses garlic salt in copious amounts.