CWC jokes

[Tubular Monkey]

I don't get it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

JULAY in the sky with diamonds.

 

[exball]

Where will Chris be in five years?

Spoiler

Hopefully dead.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Why doesn't Chris play Minecraft?

Spoiler

It's too blocky & low-resolution.

 

[Apocalypso]

Back in high school, Chris was told there was a free Eminem concert taking place nearby.

Spoiler

He ran there as fast as he could because he thought they were giving away free M&M's.

 

[UncleverUsername]

Why doesn't Chris play any FPS's?

Spoiler

he doesn't know how to CWCscope

 

[Apocalypso]

What is Chris' favorite anime?

Spoiler

Neon Genesis Evan-JULAY-on.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

To get away from Chris who was trying to eat it.

 

[Mogambo]

Doesn't anyone have anything saltier?

 

[DC 740]

Than a Fanta?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Knock knock

Who's' there?

Max

Max who?

Spoiler

JULAY! JAAALAAAAY!

Man, I suck at joke composition...

 

[homerbeoulve]

How many crooks does it take to cook the broth?

Spoiler

Two Many

 

[Arkangel]

What does Chris buy at the mall when he's thirsty?

Spoiler

An Orange JULAY-us

 

[Apocalypso]

What would it be like if Chris was in the wild west?

Spoiler

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He'd man up, thats for sure. Someone like Chris just couldn't live in the year 1890.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why is Chris so against joining the Navy?

Spoiler

He's afraid he will "Fanta-size" about the Sea Men.

 

[Apocalypso]

What's Chris' favorite game on the Sega Genesis?

Spoiler

Streets of Tard Rage.

 

[deeman]

*Knock Knock*
- "Who's there?"
- "Sonic!"
- "Sonic Who?"

Spoiler: Spoiler

- "SONIC IS DEAD!"

 

[KaiserC]

Why is Chris so fixated in the past?

Spoiler

Because he can't Le' Go.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

God, he wants to go back to high school so bad, he literally "Le'go'd" it.

 

[Apocalypso]

What did Bob's ghost say to Barbara when he was trying to warn her of the people going to evict her and Chris from the rental house?

Spoiler

They're coming to get you, Barbara. They're coming for you, Barbara. They're coming for you. Look, there comes one of them now! Here he comes now, I'm getting out of here!