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Back in high school, Chris was told there was a free Eminem concert taking place nearby.

He ran there as fast as he could because he thought they were giving away free M&M's.
 
Knock knock

Who's' there?

Max

Max who?

JULAY! JAAALAAAAY!

Man, I suck at joke composition...
 
He'd man up, thats for sure. Someone like Chris just couldn't live in the year 1890.
 
Why is Chris so against joining the Navy?

He's afraid he will "Fanta-size" about the Sea Men.
 
*Knock Knock*
- "Who's there?"
- "Sonic!"
- "Sonic Who?"
- "SONIC IS DEAD!"
 
God, he wants to go back to high school so bad, he literally "Le'go'd" it.
 
What did Bob's ghost say to Barbara when he was trying to warn her of the people going to evict her and Chris from the rental house?

They're coming to get you, Barbara. They're coming for you, Barbara. They're coming for you. Look, there comes one of them now! Here he comes now, I'm getting out of here!

 
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