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Kiwis can't be killed, only delayed. We're like the fucking T-1000.
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Only in this case it's discovering a programming fuck-up.
No way. I've played this one straight from the start and I'm not about to undo all that now.
Kiwis can't be killed, only delayed. We're like the fucking T-1000.
You got better.
It took some time, but the new and improved gang's back together:
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Team AWMA rides again. @AnOminous, @Meowthkip, @A Random, and @Wallace are on a long journey of self-mastery. They will get stronger; they will recover, and they will introduce their opposition to the ground. This time, with uniforms and significantly boosted gear and tactical options. What happened last time will never be allowed to repeat. But let's get right the fuck into it and discuss how much better this team is than its predecessor, despite a lack of perks:
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Right out the gate, this team has more flexibility: Bleed, Blight, Marking, Stuns, Tanking, Heals. The only thing this team desperately needs is a Commander's Seal for AnOminous, and I get the feeling one will show itself eventually. Wallace is particularly utilitarian; he lacks Lolwut's damage but he makes up for it with a variety of tactical options. Blinding enemies with POCKET SAND is just the start.
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Meowthkip 1.0 was an Antiquarian: A versatile hero whose main job is support and financial assistance. Antiquarians are weak in a fight but can make everyone else a lot more dangerous. Meowthkip 2.0 is a Grave Robber. Focused on ranged damage, she can do good damage, hit multiple foes, and she has Shadow Fade if she somehow winds up in the front rows to do good damage and make her return to the back where she belongs. The damage improvement over her previous setup is almost 150%; the kill ratio of the squad has fucking skyrocketed. More on that in a moment.
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AnOminous is basically the same, but has swapped out Morale Boost for Holy Lance. Holy Lance is a back-row attack that's only useful if he gets pushed to the back line; it allows him to move up one square and hit any enemy square at the same time with a fairly-solid attack that gains a damage bonus against Unholy critters, just like his Smite attack. He also has Zealous Persecution, because sometimes you wanna whip out a damaging shitpost. This blend makes AnOminous more focused on offense when a smattering of heals when required; he's lost stress healing but with this team, enemies don't survive long enough to do heavy stress.
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Random is basically the same as ever, with a strong focus on ranged damage. Her moves, too, have been changed up though: I ripped out Bolas Shot in favor of Blindfire, which gives her a bit more utility; she can take a potshot that will boost her speed and hits a random enemy space (targetting standing enemies first). If an enemy's not marked yet, she needs to target the front rank, or if she needs the buff, this skill helps a lot. She also has the Medic's Greaves, to boost her healing power.
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Our team managed to bring back a shitload of treasure this run. Almost enough to pay for an entire squad's upgrades.
The most devastating advantage of this team, however, is its combination strike. What's that? A boss or tough enemy is in the way?
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Wallace can lead off by marking it and ripping its PROT off.
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Meowthkip's daggers get bonus damage and criticals from Marks.
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So do Random's Arrows.
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So does Wallace's Axe Strike.
Normally, AnOminous wouldn't gain any damage bonus against marks, but with Brigand Vvulf's Trophy Trinket, he does. Because of this, we now have a dedicated marking party without actually having one that also happens to have secondary effects.
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When the situation calls for it, the team also has every status effect. Meowthkip has these nasty little throwing darts that have a very high Blight Chance and equally-terrifying Blight Damage (Capping at 5/round - second only to the Plague Doctor!), but only targets one enemy. Similarly, Wallace has a strong Bleed but it only can hit the back two ranks. We also have a two stuns (Shadow Fade and Flashbang).
So this team has:
Two low-mid-tier healers (AnOminous and Random)
Two characters with Stuns (Wallace and Meowthkip)
Three characters with multitarget attacks (AnOminous, Random, and Meowthkip)
Two characters with Status Effects (Wallace and Meowthkip)
Four members who benefit from Marks
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This encounter is normally pretty dangerous, but it's cake for this party. Mark the Swinetaur, and the team kills it in a round and a half of sustained attacks.
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Now for the best part: This team just pulled off a Veteran Dungeon at level 2 average.
The Legion feared your burned skin. Now eldritch creatures and other assorted enemies fear your leprosy induced skin.I am becoming the ultimate bio weapon.
I'm still waiting for Wolves at the Door. Gonna by fun....
Do I have to dox you so I can send you a hat to eat?>I don't have any solid quirks
>Still insanely good healer
I'm ok with this.
Question @Jaimas. Are you gonna try the legendary strats on the final boss? You know, the one that allows no sacrifices but needs a critical to work.