Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[S.C.U.D.]

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What.

This is art. It's so dense, so fully-packed, like an over-stuffed hot dog, bursting with rich, nearly indescribable flavor, something no man could ever dream of, yet it's real. I want to print this out and frame it on my wall.

 

[Redline of Sanity]

Stebbins v. Jones Dkt. #92

Court weighs in on Stebbins' "pay me now" motions. Pretty much a complete rebuke of Stebbins' demands.

• Denies liquidated damages. Immediate requests for documents aren't reasonable nor does failing to meet these immediate demands violate the settlement. Stebbins has to give Jones at least 45 days before he's allowed to complain about "not cooperating" again.
• Court insists on Stebbins' further requests being made through a "polite email." (rofl)
• If Stebbins feels in the future that Jones hasn't cooperated, he may ask the Court to weigh in, but the Court cautions that Jones doesn't have to prove his net worth beyond reasonable doubt.
• Motion hearing denied because "oral argument would not assist the court." (No kidding, lol)
• Reconsideration motion denied because deadline extensions happen all the time without issue in actual legal practice.
• Some miscellany about how to properly file documents and redact personal information.
• Insistence that the parties follow the "meet and confer" requirements before filing motions (Sounds productive).

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Chalk up yet another Stebbins L

Dude take the hint, you ain't gonna get rich by suing people. Your not the first fat retard to think that up, the courts know your game and you ain't gonna get anywhere ever.

Go back to harassing multi-billion dollar companies. At least that was funny all this copyright shit is just...sad.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

You know what Stebbins, you ought to get on the anti-woke grifting for your get rich quick scheme.

You’ll get money by complaining about wokeness, you’ll have a shield by claiming disability, and you can sue anyone who makes a response video.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Pretty much a complete rebuke of Stebbins' demands.

Not surprising. Stebbins heavily overplayed his hand.

 

[retardsuspectr]

You know what Stebbins, you ought to get on the anti-woke grifting for your get rich quick scheme.

You’ll get money by complaining about wokeness, you’ll have a shield by claiming disability, and you can sue anyone who makes a response video.

How can we arrange Stabbins suing Fatrick or Cinema Roberts because of their autism colliding in the woke vs anti-woke grift arena?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Not surprising. Stebbins heavily overplayed his hand.

Yuppers, if there is one person who can always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory it's ole Acertard

 

[TurboNAS]

Response and Objection to the Reasonable Rules of the Court Because I Want My Liquidated Damages Immediately and My Opponent is a Lying Liar (page 1 of 79)


It’s nice to see Zell get a little reprieve here. I’m looking forward to the next filing.

 

[Tiresome]

Response and Objection to the Reasonable Rules of the Court Because I Want My Liquidated Damages Immediately and My Opponent is a Lying Liar (page 1 of 79)


It’s nice to see Zell get a little reprieve here. I’m looking forward to the next filing.

While no one should be chained to a malicious retard, Zell deserves every bit of the boom he lowered on his own idiot self. If luck or the grace of God gives him a slightly better fate, then good for him.

 

[Meat Target]

I am writing a D&D campaign in which the BBEG is fat balding manchild Daemon Prince of Nurgle, who swings around giant knives, can make black mold coalesce around his fat greasy moobs into armor, and whom the Empire is sick of because of his frivolous lawsuits and insane demands.

This original character is the copyrighted intellectual property of Mr. Meat Target. The character Nurgle is property of Games Workshop. Copeanseethe 2024. All rights reserved.

This tabletop roleplaying game campaign, and any characters featured therein, is fictional, and written in a spirit of parody, satire, and humor. Any similarities to real persons, subhumans, or wereturkeys, living or dead, is purely coincidental but nonetheless protected by the First Amendment. Deal with it, fatso.

 

[retardsuspectr]

I am writing a D&D campaign in which the BBEG is fat balding manchild Daemon Prince of Nurgle, who swings around giant knives, can make black mold coalesce around his fat greasy moobs into armor, and whom the Empire is sick of because of his frivolous lawsuits and insane demands.

This original character is the copyrighted intellectual property of Mr. Meat Target. The character Nurgle is property of Games Workshop. Copeanseethe 2024. All rights reserved.

This tabletop roleplaying game campaign, and any characters featured therein, is fictional, and written in a spirit of parody, satire, and humor. Any similarities to real persons, subhumans, or wereturkeys, living or dead, is purely coincidental but nonetheless protected by the First Amendment. Deal with it, fatso.

A more apt cameo would be as an especially litigious plague toad that is defeating the Empire by petitioning the elector counts endlessly

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Not surprising. Stebbins heavily overplayed his hand.

Expecting a motion from Stabby for the judge to recuse herself any day now. How dare she rule against him, that's a clear sign of bias.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Creetosis appeal

 

[anliteralidiot]

A more apt cameo would be as an especially litigious plague toad that is defeating the Empire by petitioning the elector counts endlessly

Or a legally distinct, naked-neck chicken.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

While no one should be chained to a malicious retard, Zell deserves every bit of the boom he lowered on his own idiot self. If luck or the grace of God gives him a slightly better fate, then good for him.

I don't think some people realize that the 'Don't fuck with the litigious psychopaths' is a heavily enforced rule for a very good reason. But some people's need for attention or clout supersede their self preservation instinct. Once he realized he did something stupid and he drew the ire of misery incarnate, he knew a line was crossed. Even though he was taunted, and rightfully so, he was given sound advice here, and probably elsewhere. Instead, he took the worst possible option, which was to let a retard with no redeeming qualities dictate the terms of his utter humiliation and financial restitution, such as it is. He was so stupid that he thought binding mediation with a wretched soul who lives only to inflict pain and misery on others was the better option over litigation where a presumably sane person would see a vicious retard gaming the system and a room temperature iq idiot playing Internet games and would have scolded both and given Zell a fraction of the pain he is currently in. This idiot should consider himself lucky that Stabbins is incapable of patience or self control and is showing the court that everything he does is done in bad faith with the intent to cause as much pain as humanly possible.

I sincerely hope this idiot who just wanted Internet attention gets off as whole as he can, but seriously, don't touch the fucking poo.

Some people's lives really are only meant to be a lesson to others on what not to do.

 

[DavidS877]

So that's 2 now where the court has told Stabby to shut up and let the wheels of justice turn slowly. 3 if you count the Moon case he's whining about to the Circuit court.
Now to see what the Circuit court eventually comes up with in that case.

 

[TurboNAS]

What kind of settlement offer would you give if you were toe to toe with Stebbins?

I’d be curious about the actual value of his copyrights in fact rather than in his mind. He pulls in around $40 a month in ad revenue for YouTube and has stated in prior filings that only a couple people have ever paid for his paywalled content. Seems a fair offer is to double or triple the value of that content ($1 paywall) or maybe pay the year of ad revenue ($480) and receive a non-transferable license to that stream.

Then plenty of clauses with helpful lawyer-speak about indemnity and no admission of wrongdoing and this ends the matter.

Maybe Stebbins could post a license fee for his content so people could go down the legal route and he could get some extra income.

Licensing a livestream: $50
Licensing a segment of the stream (30s or less): $10


I suspect that his numbers may add a few zeroes onto each of those figures and have a wall of terms and conditions about how you use the footage.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of settlement offer would you give if you were toe to toe with Stebbins?

I'll give him a dollar and a pack of Bar S hot dogs if he puts on a tutu and dances around like a fairy while singing "I'm a Little Teapot" and then eats all the hot dogs raw while gobbling like a turkey.

Court weighs in on Stebbins' "pay me now" motions. Pretty much a complete rebuke of Stebbins' demands.

While Zell is an absolute idiot, I'm glad the court at least sees through this bullshit. He's still not off the hook here but it looks like the court isn't going to put up with excessive amounts of nonsense.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What kind of settlement offer would you give if you were toe to toe with Stebbins?

He leaves the internet forever and I don't beat the shit out of him. Final offer

 

[anliteralidiot]

What kind of settlement offer would you give if you were toe to toe with Stebbins?

A single fly swatter, and maybe something to see if he has Cushing's.