Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[AnOminous]

Ralph stared him down

Ralph is about as intimidating as the Lollipop Guild.

Ralph only got one month then he has to relive this absolute fucking circus again?

Ok, this is basically an L now, he might actually kill himself by OD from the stress.

One month is barely even a reprieve. What an idiot. He still won't have a lawyer by then.

Does he take cortisol for some reason, or is it an adrenal problem? Actually the latter would make sense, considering how short he is.

Cortisol is a stress hormone. Between being constantly under stress and the low-T from his massive obesity, he's exactly the sort to get it. He's basically trooned himself out.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Gosh darn I would be SO OWNED if he unleash his inner ralphamale and start hollering at judge, so owned I tell ya

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ralph wins for completely absorbing the Vicker hoursehold for years with this crap. Imagine being one of Faith's two brothers having to deal with this drama day in day out because your sister is a whore and your father is a cuck e-clout chaser. And now he gets to do it for another 5 months.

Her brothers need to study hard at school, get jobs, and never return to this family. Use it as motivation

 

[MySonDavid]

If Ralph has been given 1 more month I can GUARANTEE you this is what he is thinking. "Alright I have three more weeks to do whatever I want and then all I have to do is get a lawyer that last week and this will all be over with".

 

[cistendered]

Not sure how he was able to do it, but Josh managed to get a live audio feed from the court hearing this morning.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I have a theory that Ralph's theory of how to beat these charges was to try and get the DVRO thrown out in its entirety. This is part of the reason he included Faith and Matthew Vickers in his filing. This is a tiny bit of a stretch, but when you add these things together it makes sense.

First off, Ralph vague tweeted about someone lying in their DVRO case about their location within DC. This could only be Faith.

Second, Genius Anus (faggot, but also seemingly present at the trial) said this happened during the trial:

Now, who was in those DC pictures? Well, his wife May was present there... and what's this?

This would reinforce the theory overall too. His plan was to get May to say that Faith lied to try and have the DVRO thrown out, that was he could act as if his actions couldn't be considered content. Not that this matters because: this hearing has nothing to do with the validity of the DVRO, and on top of this it wouldn't change the fact Ralph has acted in contempt of court.

If Ralph has been given 1 more month I can GUARANTEE you this is what he is thinking. "Alright I have three more weeks to do whatever I want and then all I have to do is get a lawyer that last week and this will all be over with".

The best part is that Ralph has looked for lawyers, and the best he can get wants $20,000 upfront. Others have lied to him and said "oh this is a free speech issue" because he was late on payment for Granger and also revealed their privileged Comms on his show. I think the lawyers in the area are all steering clear - basically, he's fucked.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

The best part is that Ralph has looked for lawyers, and the best he can get wants $20,000 upfront. Others have lied to him and said "oh this is a free speech issue" because he was late on payment for Granger and also revealed their privileged Comms on his show. I think the lawyers in the area are all steering clear - basically, he's fucked.

He's a walking liability, I can't imagine any lawyer worth his/her/xer salt that would take this case without getting paid upfront. He has literally no choice but to go pro se on this, because we all know full fucking well he doesn't have the money to pony up for it

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

5 fucking months? Jesus good to know to never bother with a restraining order and just kill a faggot if its a problem.

Maybe the judge expects him to die before then and save everyone involved a bunch of bullshit.

[EDIT: yeah, I'm late and a couple pages behind]

 

[Sneedmiser]

He's a walking liability, I can't imagine any lawyer worth his/her/xer salt that would take this case without getting paid upfront. He has literally no choice but to go pro se on this, because we all know full fucking well he doesn't have the money to pony up for it

I think part of the price inflation against him is that Ralph has threatened to sue his past lawyers, so they want to make it harder for him to even hire them. That and they want to draw up documents telling him exactly what they'll do and what his boundaries are (not that he would respect them).

 

[Vulkan]

Maybe Ralph was killed in Portugal by those underaged tranny prostitutes during the beat down and he’s now just reanimated and being puppeted by the Gunt

Just gave me an idea for a monster in DnD thanks chief

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The diagram for that does look just like Ralph. How would he have gotten it though? Does he take cortisol for some reason, or is it an adrenal problem? Actually the latter would make sense, considering how short he is.

It might be alcohol induced pseudo-cushings

 

[Sneedmiser]

Just gave me an idea for a monster in DnD thanks chief

I swear that was in one of those Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books.

 

[NicoFountaine]

WAit a second, so he got a continuance on the Mr Vickers thing but his hearing about violations on the DRVO did indeed take place?

 

[Die For Me!]

PLEASE YOUR HANAH PLEASE YOU HAVE TA BELIEVE ME YA HANAH— THATS NOT TROOO! THEY GOT CODEWORDS FER ME 'N MAH FAMILY YA HANAH I SWEAR ON MY MOTHAS ASHES! THEY CALL ME PIGGY YOUR HANAH! THEY GOT A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO MAKIN' ME TRY'N COMMIT SUICIDE YOUR HANAH!! I WAS SO SCURRRRED I HAD TO MOVE TO MEXICO TA GET AWAY FROM THEM YA HANAH— AN' NOW THEY'RE TRYIN' TO TAKE AWAY MAH LEGALLY BINDING PRESCRIPTIONS?! I AINT LEAVIN' BITCH YOU LEAVE! WHAT THE FUCK DO AH HAVE TO LEAVE FOR? IF AH HAD TO GUESS, IT WAS PROBABLY YOU WHO LEAKED MY COPYRIGHTED SEX TAPE MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

PLEASE YOUR HANAH PLEASE YOU HAVE TA BELIEVE ME YA HANAH— THATS NOT TROOO! THEY GOT CODEWORDS FER ME 'N MAH FAMILY YA HANAH I SWEAR ON MY MOTHAS ASHES! THEY CALL ME PIGGY YOUR HANAH! THEY GOT A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO MAKIN' ME TRY'N COMMIT SUICIDE YOUR HANAH!! I WAS SO SCURRRRED I HAD TO MOVE TO MEXICO TA GET AWAY FROM THEM YA HANAH— AN' NOW THEY'RE TRYIN' TO TAKE AWAY MAH LEGALLY BINDING PRESCRIPTIONS?! I AINT LEAVIN' BITCH YOU LEAVE! WHAT THE FUCK DO AH HAVE TO LEAVE FOR? IF AH HAD TO GUESS, IT WAS PROBABLY YOU WHO LEAKED MY COPYRIGHTED SEX TAPE MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!
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NOW LEMME TELL YOU BOUT THAT FAGGOT GATOR, AND THAT DAMN MEDICARE, AND THAT FUCKING BROKE DICK MOTHERFUCKER JOSHUA CONNOR MOON
But Ralph, what do any of these people have to do with this...
THEM DAMN DIRTY AYLAWGS YA HANAH, IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There is a vanishingly small but technically possible chance that the judge finds this forum and reads up a bit, or watches some vidya on it.

Watch for cases being scheduled as the last case in the day, what a way to get a front-row seat to some cahntent

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

T / A

 

[MexicanGuntRanger]

NOW LEMME TELL YOU BOUT THAT FAGGOT GATOR, AND THAT DAMN MEDICARE, AND THAT FUCKING BROKE DICK MOTHERFUCKER JOSHUA CONNOR MOON
But Ralph, what do any of these people have to do with this...
THEM DAMN DIRTY AYLAWGS YA HANAH, IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT

Ok sir but this is a Mc Donalds and you're holding up the drive through

 

[Hokuriku]

ADMONISH HER!, from the gunt that brought you ARREST HIM!

Also does this mean we're going to get a Darrell Brooks style Sovcit rant on May 26th?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

On the downside he's going to be bled dry by having to spend the money to either fly to California regularly for meaningless court appearances like he did this time,

so unless he moves to ecuador, this raises a question, what is the chances that ralph will move to a north western part of mexico which is in driving distance of California to cut down on the cost of flying there for court? it is ralph, so he probably doesnt think ahead far enough, but it would be an alternative to paying for flights to and from there for all the court cases we know are going to be in his near future.

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1636790497820672002?t=FfKy37mS2C38DhsA9dR5pg&s=19

dont just post a link nigger, archive it. what site do you think you are on? archive everything.