Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

 

[soy_king]

I look like a taller, heavier Adam Scott. Not a lolcow, yes, but just because I don't know any lolcows who look like me

 

[Uncle Warren]

Nice glowie thread.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

DesmondIsAmazing, but less raped.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

If horrorcows count I look a fair bit like Jeffrey Dahmer, without the moustache and granny glasses

So nothing like Jeffery Dahmer

 

[MediocreMilt]

I look like Mister Metokur.

in the sense that I'm not telling you what I fucking look like.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if DSP could put up 250 & shaved he’s head & grew 2 feet taller he might have a chance of being mistaken for Uncle Poppa in dim lighting …

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

I'm actually the twin sister of Stephanie Cianfriglia.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Start with Spoony.

Then put Spoony on an exercise regimen that puts him in shape, cut his hair, bathe, and get some sun.

Basically, that's how I look.

 

[Kotol]

I look like a worthless specimen

 

[Angry Shoes]

Y'all niggas ugly

 

[MrTroll]

Like Chris, but with a weaker jawline and a higher voice.

 

[Pruto]

Can't, they too fat.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Y'all niggas ugly

and fat

 

[The Cunting Death]

I look like Null, except nothing is different.

nice try fucker you doxxed yourself back in 1968

 

[CptnSnshn]

Like the Golden-one but not.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Like this lowcow here

Spoiler: My Lowcow Doppelganger

Captures the pain in my eyes as well

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Not gonna lie, Chris Chan is my dysmorphia homunculus. I take my shirt off and look in the mirror... all I'll see is pasty flab and pepperoni nips. Feels horrible man.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

Like Tariq Nashid except not black, not gay, not retarded, and also not Tariq Nashid at all because I'm not going to tell random strangers on the internet what I look like. Fucking netiquette, niggers. Here, a simple infograph I made for the newfags: