Just a reminder to the reddit dents lurking here DONT FEED PHIL.
What does that mean? Dont go directly to his stream to watch find a restreamer don't let that faggot polack think it's another "welcome home" moment. You know I was seriously thinking of changing Phil Margera for Dave but Dave at 41 looks more like Phil in his 50's than Phil does.
BG3 is definitely easier then DOS2, but still challenging enough on normal for those with consoomer brain. If he runs a Vengeance Paladin you know he's being prepped through a guide or the dents. My guess is he's been told you can roll a fighter and steamroll most of the game. Not that he will steamroll any of it, but normal people can with decent skill and good gear.
My guess is he does fine at first. He'll avoid anything too challenging like fighting the Cambion on the ship and just walk past. Once he gets past the opening area (leaving the Grove to go do stuff) that's where he'll start to break down. I doubt he even leaves the grove today.
My guess is that he will play a Tank Druid, so basically "I can't die mode" and then make every encounter 3-4 times longer than it needs to be because he will be lacking sufficient damage dealers.
Just a reminder to the reddit dents lurking here DONT FEED PHIL.
What does that mean? Dont go directly to his stream to watch find a restreamer don't let that faggot polack think it's another "welcome home" moment. You know I was seriously thinking of changing Phil Margera for Dave but Dave at 41 looks more like Phil in his 50's than Phil does. View attachment 5558496
Does it really matter though if the extra viewers aren't giving Dave money? That's all that Dave cares about in the end. Any bump he gets in ad revenue from the extra viewers is negligible and I'd think he'd get even angrier at the stream chat if there's like 1000 viewers with no one ponying up cash.
Does it really matter though if the extra viewers aren't giving Dave money? That's all that Dave cares about in the end. Any bump he gets in ad revenue from the extra viewers is negligible and I'd think he'd get even angrier at the stream chat if there's like 1000 viewers with no one ponying up cash.
Time will tell but I got a feeling those fucking stupid faggots will throw their tardbukks at him to the tune of $200, there is a saying in showbusiness and that is the only bad publicity is no publicity matter of fact that's what that turkey tom video should have been named.
He's definitely going to start with a whining segment complaining about the game before ever even starting the game. Wonder if this is going to end up being a bore, wage or rage quit though.
PER YOUR DEMANDS lmao nobody gives a fuck if you play Delusions o' Grandoor's Gate 3, phil.
It wasn't hardcore gaming season that convinced you to pick it up. It wasn't your benefactors or your detractors. It wasn't an executive decision for the good of the bizness or to adhere to code of varied meaningful khurated khantent.
It was a 3 and a half hour advertisement with an entourage of sychophants rallying behind Sir Hollywood for clout and you fuckin lapped it up and fell right in line to consoom, sperg to the contrary and above all else make yourself feel included in an imaginary conversation at the vidya awards afterparty.
Late to the party? You weren't even invited you petulant scrotum.
quick preditions..wait pre-stream so he's not playing for another 2-3 hours.
- clown mode over Laz'el and the brain slug "eww omg ack ack ack you see that ewww ugh"
- Mentioning how mind flayers look like a monster in FF, can't remember thier name now
- makes "I already don't like this but mommy is forcing me to play" comments about dragons and a squid ship
- goes uber puritan with a hands off controller "hot take" about the genitalia in character creation. This will start the theme of this play through "THIS is GotY material??" Kinda like how that set him off on hating CP77
- tries to make himself, oddly in act 3 there's a bearded female gnome that looks like him in the newspaper building...I saw it last night and grabbed a SS if I remember I'll post it when I get home. I was like "it's the guy!"
- gets frustrated about character creation cause chat isn't helping eventually leading to "I don't care what ever" cause even he knows he's going to wage quit
- while being frustrated he'll get even more frustrated when you get to customize your guardian "this game doesn't respect your time" (obviously I have too much of it)
- click and read everything on the ship, every other thing will be like "that interesting"
- meets the little brain, goes clown mode "ewww ugh awww ewww"
- possible "mai realism" cause the brain is talking
- the brain removal is the first dice roll... Tough one, if it goes bad he's going to cry like a bitch and complain, if it goes well once he gets a string of bad luck THEN he'll bitch and moan.
- being a sociopath he'll either maim or kill the brain.
I don't think he'll make it past meeting laz'el but...
- will have a hard time trying to free Shadow Heart, it will take him more time than it should to go the the room above and loot a dead body then figure out how to open the pod. It's not rocket surgery but it's phil and this is where we will know if he read a guide.
then the cockpit:
- Laz'el, the midflayer and iirc the narrator tell you to connect the tenticles. He will try to fight his way through. The Mindflayer tells you to not worry about the mobs, got start the ship. He will ignore this. Either die from 0 HP or run out of turns.
- Either a guide or a dent will tell him about the
Good starter sword, use the two chests you looted so far to block the door way. Swap out a spell for "command" on SH. Start encounter, command demon to drop weapon. Pick up weapon, start engine. You canuse mage hand on Laz to glitch into the fight not sure if patched though
. He will not do it correctly..cause phil, and it'll be tree sentinel all over again OR since he already hates the game "this is a waste of time, this game is just a waste of time" and doesn't bother after a few attempts.
