Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Procrastinhater]

Spoiler: Politics

We commies were explicit on our total rejection of that shit throughout our country history. You had to destroy our country to foist that shit on us, in 1993 and 1997 respectively, under Yeltsin.
And then you proceed to lie like a solznenitsyn whore and blame us for your filth.
Troonism is capitalism. Behead troons. Behead capitalists. Lynch coomers.

Spoiler: Politics

Sure we had this discussion before, So called "Cultural Marxism" isn't Marxist Leninism, it's what the KGB called "active measures" it's a weapon used to destabilize their enemies, and a fucking brilliant one, one so effective even after the Soviet Union collapsed it continued to do it's work.
This isn't me making something up, this is from a high ranking former KGB agent who was involved in spreading it.
The idea of it was to spread ideas antithetical to their enemies stability, to demoralize and destabilize the population, to the extent that they would see the Soviets as saviors.
At which point, obviously, the Soviets that took over would destroy the degenerates, the perverts, all the "useful idiots", because the real Communists quite rightly didn't want that degenerate filth in their society.

When people say Gender Ideology and all that other bullshit is "Cultural Marxism" they aren't saying that Marxists love Troons, they're saying the Marxists Lenninists used them as a weapon against their enemies.
That's why I think "active measures" is a better term. It's less confusing.

I'm not calling Communists Tranny lovers, don't get me wrong. I actually think active measures are a brilliant strategy of war, it's right out of Sun Tzu. Even though my nation has been the victim of it, I can still recognize and admire it's brilliance.
It lets you take over a nation without firing a shot. Seriously you should read up on the history of the KGB, they were one of the most effective organizations in history.

When I call this shit Commie propaganda I'm not insulting your favorite political system, in a way I'm complimenting them on the brilliance of their subversion.
The true Commies would have burned the Troons out of existance once their usefulness was at an end.

 

[Narwhal]

I'm convinced the reason why she writes about sex so graphically is because she must be absolutely obsessed with fanfiction, like any respectable pooner does.

Dreadful reading as always, thank you for taking one for the team again fren!

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I could have sworn she was half-Swedish. In that case, who the Fuck am I thinking of?

Chrissy Teigen is half Norwegian. I don't know if that's relevant, but I know that.

thicker cartilage

Also thickens the cartilage in the brain and heart. With Ellen's shit vegan diet, her heart might 41%.

Rumor has it Ellen might be cast in the marvel universe.

If she isn't Nightcrawler, just leave the movie on the shelf.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Oh, also, as an extra. Chapter 21, The Healthy Way. By far the shortest chapter in the book, only two pages.

You think Ellen is done talking about how many times she had sex in her life? Think again. This short chapter is all about her first lesbian sex experience! In a small restaurant called Healthy Way in which Ellen went with this girl called Jessica. And uuuh... that's about it. There's nothing really much I can add to this. She just has sex in this chapter, I'll share literally the entire chapter in a few screenshots.

But there is something to add, she adds the first time she had her first kiss with a woman.

She describes how much she enjoyed that kiss. But she obviously messed things up once again because of how shy she was.

Sometime later... she met with the same girl in a party. And then they kissed again, and it was different...

And to end the chapter... the sex happens.

Spoiler: NSFW

And a little reflection on how this was a stunning and brave experience.

And uh... That's about it. Do you... feel excited for the next chapter?

 

[pink cigarettes]

There is a high probability that people Ellen has annoyed do dramatic readings from this book while drinking wine and laughing their asses off. Love that for her

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

@Nicholas II of Russia thank you for your service.

She seems absolutely fixated on her crushes and her sex life. Like she has arrested development in her teens.

She was a very successful child actress, and successfully migrated into Hollywood as a teen. She has had some interesting and dark film roles at an early age. You’d think she would have more important things to write about than sucking dick in the school toilets.

Is it really this bad or are you just showing us the amusing bits?

From the excerpts you’ve posted there’s a notable lack of life lessons, wisdom or insight.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

@Nicholas II of Russia thank you for your service.

Thanks, I really appreciate it.

Is it really this bad or are you just showing us the amusing bits?

From the excerpts you’ve posted there’s a notable lack of life lessons, wisdom or insight.

And yes, believe it or not, this is the whole book, to give you an idea I barely cut some of the aspects of the book, this is really all the material.

There is really a lack of insightful info on what she learned through her life and what kind of values she can have that doesn't involve tranny bullshit in some way, it's like the most consistent thing she seems to remember in her life is just sex or cartoons and movies she watched as a kid, not to mention there are a lot of crushes she had and recalling the times she was sexually abused by everyone she met in various aspects of her life. As you can see in the last chapter, the only that talks about is just sex.

Maybe when I finish this book I'll make a thread in the Art & Literature subforum to make a proper review of this book and what it was the experience reading it. It really gives an impression, but probably not in the way Ellen intended, one thing I can say though is that she's a really disturbed girl and she's extremely lucky to don't catch a STD during all of those years, and she probably never abandoned that hedonistic lifestyle even now with how "free" she feels. Which makes you think that there aren't really any morals to learn from her in this memoir.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Or why not Wolverine? She's got the height.

I unironically want to see this. But she hasn't taken enough T to be hairy enough to faithfully be Wolverine.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Pageboy or "I Can't Let Anything Go, Like, Ever"

 

[Kari Kamiya]

She read it, laughed a lot and then was given a book, probably the best possible outcome out of any of this.

Are we just going to ignore she literally gave her crush something related to her religion? Think she still reads it?

 

[Stop Gap]

If she isn't Nightcrawler, just leave the movie on the shelf.

The only Marvel character she's fit to play these days is Doop. Maybe they can get her zippertits to make an X.

 

[Haftag]

Rumor has it Ellen might be cast in the marvel universe.
And that tranny Hunter Schafer might be cast as Mystique

Last I checked it's still February!

Shows how out of touch they are.

Some higher-up at Marvel/Disney has either lost all their marbles, or is an insider actively trying to sabotage them. Look at the new Captain America for example.

Spoiler: Longsperg

First they piss off anti-globalists (or whatever) with "New World Order", then they change it to the current one "Brave New World", which isn't exactly cool to globalists, but not appeasing to the former crowd either. Then, in the middle of an active war between the two, they include an Israeli character called Sabra and piss Arabs and other Palestine simps, but after the backlash change it only enough to piss Jews and Israshills as well. Then the main, nigger actor, goes and shit-talks Americans. It also brings back a lot of Hulk side characters, in a series that's had a successful run while Hulk himself has yet to have one, and is being nowhere in sight. The only way they could've made it worse, would've been to have the current She-Hulk in it as well.

The true Commies would have burned the Troons out of existance once their usefulness was at an end.

So will the current powers, it's just that there's yet to be a better weapon for destroying the family unit (applies to all of the LGBTWTF). Anyone actually caring about troons or gays will at least try to mend their mental problems.

 

[NoReturn]

The only Marvel character she's fit to play these days is Doop. Maybe they can get her zippertits to make an X.

This cover page says it's meant to be:


Meme magic is real.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

The only Marvel character she's fit to play these days is Doop. Maybe they can get her zippertits to make an X.

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I want her to be Nightcrawler because I know that quite a few nerdy Marvel fangirls have a crush on him. If Honter is going to be Mystique, that's already going to piss off straight men. Having a deadeyed pooner play a character that's meant to be charming and charismatic will piss off straight women. I don't want to make a good product, I want to maximize seething.
Edit: Lost my train of thought and left in an unfinished sentence.

 

[TheTractor]

Unrelated but is it normal for testosterone to have such little change in voice after she’s been on it for what 3-4 years?
Ellen still sounds like a female from her most recent ‘trans joy’ interview. Usually when women have been on T for that long they verse into gay male in terms of voice. But for Ellen, maybe she’s versed into granny territory but that’s it.

She sounds like the skeletal lower rank orks from Mordor, just a weak nasal genderless miserable voice, born of evil and can't reproduce.

 

[NoReturn]

If Honter is going to be Mystique

Hahahahaha

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This cover page says it's meant to be:
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Meme magic is real.

>he also expressed feelings for Kitty Pryde, asking her to marry him, offering her a ring, taking her on a date, learning to speak English, and trying to hypnotize/seduce her'
The pottery of it all is too good to pass up. Ellen as Elliot playing a character that is sexually predatory to another character she played as Ellen would be perfect.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

As far as comics go, X books are Hot Topic level troon infested.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Hahahahaha

How the fuck anyone could confuse that guy for a woman is beyond me.
They're either lying for social credit or their ability to recognize human beings is fucking broken because of autistic face blindness.
Theres nothing feminine about him.
He just looks like a fucking twink. Dude doesn't look any more female than Dylan Mulvaney.

 

[Haftag]

>he also expressed feelings for Kitty Pryde, asking her to marry him, offering her a ring, taking her on a date, learning to speak English, and trying to hypnotize/seduce her'
The pottery of it all is too good to pass up. Ellen as Elliot playing a character that is sexually predatory to another character she played as Ellen would be perfect.

doop is also one letter away from dood. The jokes write themselves really.