Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

Ethan getting ready for the contest
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youd think for far less that 10K he could find a male prostitute in mexico. guess he must be picky about the men he is into. not jsut any penis will do, only that sweet null penis will do for the exquisite taste of the ralphamale.
 
If Null is single and has slimmed down enough that he looks cute like in that GIF where he is winking at the camera, then why not debut his current facedox and dick in a video to own ralph? I get big dick energy from Josh because he has bitched so much about not being able to come and is pissy about his circumcision. You dont bitch and moan about that if youre self conscious about the size- you try to not to bring it up at all. And a lot of guys with big (in circumference) dicks dont enjoy blowjobs because a lot of women have a hard time fitting it in. If Null's serbian GF breaks up wtih him and he decides to commit suicide via egirl pussy, he should whip it out on stream. Ralph discussing them sharing an "fluffer" to get warmed up is so vile.
 
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AltisticRight said:
He lusted after Lucas' moobs three times, just in case anyone has questions regarding this man's sexuality.
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Someone superchatted and asked if he'd tittyfuck Lucas if he had a bag over his head. Ralph couldn't just say no. He said "I mean...I've seen 'em. They're...quite large" and he was puffing Keffals up "look, I mean. He did unblock me after the whole 'Ralph is dyin'!' shit. So, I'unno."
 
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mister fireworks said:
If Null is single and has slimmed down enough that he looks cute like in that GIF where he is winking at the camera, then why not debut his current facedox and dick in a video to own ralph? I get big dick energy from Josh because he has bitched so much about not being able to come and is pissy about his circumcision. You dont bitch and moan about that if youre self conscious about the size- you try to not to bring it up at all. And a lot of guys with big (in circumference) dicks dont enjoy blowjobs because a lot of women have a hard time fitting it in. If Null's serbian GF breaks up wtih him and he decides to commit suicide via egirl pussy, he should whip it out on stream.
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I think we found Ralph's alt.
 
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Ralph not realizeing that only lolcows show their dicklets online…

He says “like the old Howard Stern“ not realizing that Howard stern has never shown his dick or got into a dick measuring contest with anyone because he was the host and not the lolcow. Howard would invite retards onto the show to do shit like that. Ralph thinks he is Howard Stern but in reality he is Beetlejuice.

Also Ralph is a “father” now. I noticed growing up that banter about whose dick is bigger pretty much dies out as soon as people start having kids. It’s like, who cares how big your dick is? The only people who see it is the wife and I. It works well enough to make kids so who cares Ralph? Oh that’s right it’s because you’re hyper insecure and rent boys have to see it when ever you can conjure up 50 American dollars.

Also amazing that didn’t say no to titfucking a man. But he’s straight you guies fr fr on gawd…
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
I think we found Ralph's alt.
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its nawwwttt truuuuu!!!!

The gunt wants to sword fight with null while they watch some poor prostitute half blow eachother. I am simply requesting that Josh provide us ladies with some tasteful artistic nudity in the likely event that his dick is at least 3 times larger than the memphis micro.
 
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Shig O'nella said:
Before giving my no doubt eagerly awaited opinion, I need to know one thing:

Null, how tall are you?

(I didn't think Gunt could get any more pathetic. I was wrong)
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5'10 he mentioned it in a MATI stream before

Nothing more heterosexual than wanting a good hard look at the penis of your sworn Arch-nemisis. And obviously this can only be done side by side close enough to touch
Totally not gay.

Pretty sure Ralph never saw/listened to Stern
Mark the Bagger and Hank the angry drunken dwarf showed their cocks because Mark is retarded and Hank was obliterated. This was a rare occurrence, most of Stern's nsfw content centered around tits and sybian rides.

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