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[applecat]

Kengle's generally a disgrace, but "shuddercow" is actually a very appropriate term for Chris.

 

[Night Terror]

Chris has often stated that he talks to Sonichu and Rosechu, and that he thinks CWCville exists in an alternate dimension. Seeing as he's still all about Sonichu (even if he's not drawing comics), it wouldn't surprise me if he still 'talked' to them, as well as other members of the Chaotic Combo or whatever.
He's completely off his rocker.

 

[CatParty]

I wonder if people are going to ask brassieres for males about this outburst

 

[Spatchmo]

By the way guys, I talked to Sonic the Hedgehog and he is very disappointed in Chris. Also Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon says he wishes he had never been born.

 

[Pikonic]

By the way guys, I talked to Sonic the Hedgehog and he is very disappointed in Chris. Also Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon says he wishes he had never been born.

I had tea with Rosey today. Roseys doing well after the divorce. She's trying to get the gender change that CWC forced on him reversed. Rosey misses her , wouldn't you?
The American Rabbit stopped in and said "Chris is an absolute fucktard", his words! I thought that was harsh.

 

[Globe]

Whoever posted this screencap, you forgot to hide your picture

Eh, I don't know that it's worth worrying about. My picture's plastered up over in the general thread, if someone wanted to figure out what I look like, they could do it easily enough by going there.

 

[LordCustos3]

For whatever it's worth to mention, Engelhardt is no longer willing to white knight for fatty. Recall that Chris (more than likely, at least) un-friended him after he exceeded the hurtful truth level over the whole Wal-Mart incident. Engelhardt had this to say about Chris' most recent rambling;

HOW DARE THESE FILTHY PEASANTS DISOBEY MY EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS: I TOLD Y'ALL "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!"
DATS IT! GLOVES ARE OFF! PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!

Spoiler

(*violently shakes lego guy*)

 

[Picklepower]

By the way guys, I talked to Sonic the Hedgehog and he is very disappointed in Chris. Also Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon says he wishes he had never been born.

I was drinking Frappuccino with Bionic, and he told me he hates how Chris does not let him live freely as a gay chu, but makes him stay in the closet, and continue a sham marriage with Megagi.

 

[Ahffline]

Not that his writing is coherent, but I doubt if Chris could even make a video these days. I get the feeling his powers have speech have eroded with his sanity.

All of this is building up to something. I don't know what, but something is coming.

He spends most of his days in the hoard with only Barb for company, except for his occasional ventures out for Healthy Premium McWraps, Tea, and whatever Mommy-Dearest wants. It's shocking how he's lost the ability to articulate himself over the past few years, but it's not surprising. There's nothing intellectually stimulating in his environment. His lack of socialization has caused him to lose even the faulty understanding of what's appropriate to say publicly that he had before.

Megan's simply the lightning rod for the bolt of realization that's hit him recently. He's completely lost the hope he had years ago, the belief that things would work out for him because he was special, important, and amazing. He sees his life for the shitfest it is, sees other 'mean' people being accomplished, successful. and in relationships, and has therefore decided to vent his spleen to the world in text, instead of in speech.

His writing used to be better than his speaking (that's not saying much, I know), but considering how much his writing skills have declined, I wonder if he could even manage to hold a conversation with anyone anymore.

I'd say it's a shame, but I seem to have lost whatever shreds of pity I once had for Chris.

And I agree. There's a sense of dread I get when I read Chris' latest posts.

 

[Pikonic]

By the way guys, I talked to Sonic the Hedgehog and he is very disappointed in Chris. Also Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon says he wishes he had never been born.

I was drinking Frappuccino with Bionic, and he told me he hates how Chris does not let him live freely as a gay chu, but makes him stay in the closet, and continue a sham marriage with Megagi.

You know what Wild has to say about all this?

Spoiler

Nothing. He can't talk because he doesn't exist

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He spends most of his days in the hoard with only Barb for company, except for his occasional ventures out for Healthy Premium McWraps, Tea,

it still amuses me in that long ass email he sent Jackie right before Bob died that he had to stress that all three of them went to McDonalds for tea before they ran their errands. Like it was the same equivalent of a family out for formal tea and little sandwiches.

///edit///

Oh god, I thought we had a new autofill that changed "family" to "Family Guy", and I was like "whaaat" at first. Then I realized that I had automatically typed "Family Guy" instead of "family". Oh dear.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Well, I talked to Megagi la Skunk. She's suffering from back pain and is still mad at Chris for giving her an unwanted breast augmentation.

 

[wikiwikipedia]

his theory of how the world works is amazing. he thinks every significant inconvenient moment in his life is somehow connected in this huge conspiracy orchestrated by the evil group hiding behind the curtain. (some events certainly were, but he's connecting things like his father dying and his banning from the game pLace to a wider picture of ]P )

i suppose it's not particularly surprising because he's mostly informed through television and other realms of pop culture where every event is orchestrated behind the scenes by some malevolent villain, but it's fascinating to see how he feels he was wronged and by who(m?). to him, it can't be several different people, it has to be a single person who's been leading a smear campaign against him for all these years. poor megan was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[Spatchmo]

You know what Wild has to say about all this?

Spoiler

Nothing. He can't talk because he doesn't exist

I asked Punchy how he was feeling about all this drama and he only had this to say: 我所憎恶.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

I still want to know why he is in Clover Hill, VA.

48.1 Mies is way too far for q-sands.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Not that his writing is coherent, but I doubt if Chris could even make a video these days. I get the feeling his powers have speech have eroded with his sanity.

All of this is building up to something. I don't know what, but something is coming.

He spends most of his days in the hoard with only Barb for company, except for his occasional ventures out for Healthy Premium McWraps, Tea, and whatever Mommy-Dearest wants. It's shocking how he's lost the ability to articulate himself over the past few years, but it's not surprising. There's nothing intellectually stimulating in his environment. His lack of socialization has caused him to lose even the faulty understanding of what's appropriate to say publicly that he had before.

Megan's simply the lightning rod for the bolt of realization that's hit him recently. He's completely lost the hope he had years ago, the belief that things would work out for him because he was special, important, and amazing. He sees his life for the shitfest it is, sees other 'mean' people being accomplished, successful. and in relationships, and has therefore decided to vent his spleen to the world in text, instead of in speech.

His writing used to be better than his speaking (that's not saying much, I know), but considering how much his writing skills have declined, I wonder if he could even manage to hold a conversation with anyone anymore.

I'd say it's a shame, but I seem to have lost whatever shreds of pity I once had for Chris.

And I agree. There's a sense of dread I get when I read Chris' latest posts.

Same. It's like the written equivalent of hearing the "duuuUUUUUUH DUH" from the Jaws theme.

 

[BillRiley]

Wow, finally caught up with the end of this topic! *pant* *grunt* *groan* *pant*

I think it might be useful to emphasize a readily provable aspect of Chr­is-Chan's personality - in that he's an absolute physical coward. There's no way he's going to track down Megan, confront her, and demand payment for his imaginary suffering. The only way anyone gets physically hurt by Fat Dummy is:

A - when they stand in front of his car as he's desperately trying to flee.

or

2 - when he tries to hug them.

So, cool it with the 'omg guize Chris is totes a serial killer' thing, m'kay?

[Edited because I can't spell for shit.]

 

[homerbeoulve]

For whatever it's worth to mention, Engelhardt is no longer willing to white knight for fatty. Recall that Chris (more than likely, at least) un-friended him after he exceeded the hurtful truth level over the whole Wal-Mart incident. Engelhardt had this to say about Chris' most recent rambling;

Sad Chris. You're a really sad, SAD, SAD man. You know I have plans to move from the Philippines to Florida so I could visit you there in Virginia to somehow "help" you with my nerdy ways. But with this, I just lost my gull and the audacity to do so. So yeah Chris, fuck you.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I still want to know why he is in Clover Hill, VA.

48.1 Mies is way too far for q-sands.

Best guess is that his phone wasn't connecting to GPS properly. Although Facebook Mobile has also been sperging out of late on my phone, so he may have had the same issues.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

^ the gps on fb mobile is never right it seems.

Ken's fb icon annoys me. I had to throw that out there. I hate it when ppl use little kids photos of themselves as their profile pic.