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[A-№1]

Schizophrenia can be a very complex disorder. Chris could invent the conversation as a way of shaming Megan, and then, because he believes that his made up conversation with a cartoon skunk went the way it should have happened in real life, after the fact decide that the conversation really did happen after all. Schizophrenia can affect memory just as it can affect perceptions.

We don't have the ability to diagnose Chris over the internet, why are you presuming he has schizophrenia?

You are correct that any internet diagnosis will always be suspect (I, myself, have long had doubts about Chris' autism - some things about it just don't fit), and the only 100% accurate diagnosis you can make of Chris online is RFUD (really fucked up disorder), but I am applying occam's razor in this instance. If Chris really does believe he's having actual real two way conversations with cartoon skunks, schizophrenia is the most common disorder that would account for that. And he fits a lot of the other diagnosis criteria as well.

Admittedly Chris' behavior could be indicative of other possible disorders like delusional or borderline personality or a whole soup of issues all mixed together, but for talking cartoon skunks, schizophrenia is the goto diagnosis.

That is quite a serious disorder and not one to be thrown around lightly.

Schizophrenia can actually be a relatively mild disorder or extremely serious depending on the severity of the individual case. It's also not anything like how it's commonly portrayed in popular media (which usually gets it mixed up with dissociative identity).

Edit: I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I would very much like to see the results from a 5150 on Chris. Putting him through 72 hours of what he would consider hell is a bonus (A-Log)

 

[The Dude]

I think that at 22 pages everything that could've been said about the FB post has been said already, so Ill just add my 2 C-Quarters here and say: Chris, you're 31 years old, you need to start behaving like an adult. Also, for some reason, this type of childish rants Chris posts on his FB page make me feel bad for Bob...

One of my favorite book series is Stephen King's The Dark Tower anthology. A common saying of The Gunslinger Roland, the primary character, is "you have forgotten the face of your father", a saying that roughly means that one has betrayed their father's memory or is a disappointment. Chris has forgotten Bob's face, if he ever knew it to begin with.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

One of my favorite book series is Stephen King's The Dark Tower anthology. A common saying of The Gunslinger Roland, the primary character, is "you have forgotten the face of your father", a saying that roughly means that one has betrayed their father's memory or is a disappointment. Chris has forgotten Bob's face, if he ever knew it to begin with.

Obviously, he didn't stare at it in the mirror long enough

 

[sparklemilhouse]

>>Two hours of his life spent legally changing his name again,<<

He'd still get caught. Most job apps ask if you've gone by another name in the past.

Not unless he lies about it by not filling it out.

That's not TRUE AND HONEST.

Also most places of employment do background checks. Could you imagine what his background check would look like?!

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He thinks that Sailor Megtune shit is real? Good grief.

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

I think that at 22 pages everything that could've been said about the FB post has been said already, so Ill just add my 2 C-Quarters here and say: Chris, you're 31 years old, you need to start behaving like an adult. Also, for some reason, this type of childish rants Chris posts on his FB page make me feel bad for Bob...

One of my favorite book series is Stephen King's The Dark Tower anthology. A common saying of The Gunslinger Roland, the primary character, is "you have forgotten the face of your father", a saying that roughly means that one has betrayed their father's memory or is a disappointment. Chris has forgotten Bob's face, if he ever knew it to begin with.

Chris also continually crusades against the Dark Tower of Trolls only to start anew over and over again

 

[The Dude]

He thinks that Sailor Megtune shit is real? Good grief.

HE. HONESTLY. BELIEVES. HE. HAS. MAGIC. POWERS.

 

[Zim]

I think manbaby just didn't get his bottle before bed the other night and then woke up with . He's just a little fussy and needs a hungryman and his pstriple and he'll calm right down again.

 

[Watcher]

He thinks that Sailor Megtune shit is real? Good grief.

HE. HONESTLY. BELIEVES. HE. HAS. MAGIC. POWERS.

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"That takes care of that dang dirty troll Linda Hamilton"

 

[Fibonacci]

Chris: Megan, pick up da telephone! Are you alone? No JERKOPs?... What the Hell is wrong with you? Why can't you do One Thing I Say?! This is Your Fault; this is what Comes of your Disrespect! I told you, Megan; I Warned you for a Solid-Year, if you cross me there Will Be Consequences! What part of dat didn't y'all understand?! Maybe now y'all lissun; maybe now y'all use your Damn head! Y'know, you never believed in me. You were Never-Grateful for Anything I bought for you on eBay. "Oh no, Chris, Chris you have to help, you have to get me this. It's collectible; it's limited edition! Someone might get it first!" You were always Whining and Complaining about how I make my Moves on you; Always Dragging Me Down while I buy y'all Everything! *stress sigh* And now... and now you tell the trolls Everything I DO after I Told You and I Told You to Keep Your Damn Mouth Shut! You stupid Bitch! How dare you? You... you have No Right... to discuss Anything about What I Do. What the Hell do y'all know about it Anyway? NOTHING!!! I built Sonichu; Me Alone; NOBODY-ELSE!!! You mark my Words, Megan... toe da line or you Will Wind-Up just like Snyder!

 

[HandBanana]

I see Chris's plea for Megan's China are getting more desperate.....and insane.

 

[PrimeCutDiggityDog]

Chris is losing his god damn mind. Jeez. 6 years since she cut ties with him and now he's yelling at nothing under the delusion that she reads his Facebook. Chris is getting more and more pathetic as time goes by.

 

[CatParty]

It's too bad there isn't any organized trolling of OPL anymore. He needs something/someone to focus all that Aspertistic Rage on besides innocent bystanders.

trolling may be the only humane thing to do. like honestly, he needs the social outlet.

also, has anyone reported his violence threats to facebook?

 

[Fibonacci]

It's too bad there isn't any organized trolling of OPL anymore. He needs something/someone to focus all that Aspertistic Rage on besides innocent bystanders.

trolling may be the only humane thing to do. like honestly, he needs the social outlet.

also, has anyone reported his violence threats to facebook?

I went straight to the source and paid $100 to let Mark Zuckerberg know directly.

 

[The Dude]

Chris is losing his god damn mind.

One cannot lose what one did not have to begin with.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Chris has reminded me of one certain movie.
http://youtu.be/BWmlWA_jb7w

 

[Kosher Dill]

One of my favorite book series is Stephen King's The Dark Tower anthology. A common saying of The Gunslinger Roland, the primary character, is "you have forgotten the face of your father", a saying that roughly means that one has betrayed their father's memory or is a disappointment. Chris has forgotten Bob's face, if he ever knew it to begin with.

Chris also continually crusades against the Dark Tower of Trolls only to start anew over and over again

"HEY THERE, LI'L TRAILHAND. DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO REVIVE ZORDON? IT'S VERY POPULAR ON THE LEVELS OF THE TOWER PAST THE BEND."

 

[Seahorses]

He thinks that Sailor Megtune shit is real? Good grief.

He thinks turning LEGO upside down will curse people.

 

[Giovanni]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

...
.....
.......

 

[The Dude]

"HEY THERE, LI'L TRAILHAND. DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO REVIVE ZORDON? IT'S VERY POPULAR ON THE LEVELS OF THE TOWER PAST THE BEND."

If Chris had been on Blaine the Mono he'd have blown his circuits while they were still in the Wastelands.