"Fans are weird"

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Chris still claims to have fans sometimes. Mostly, I think, when he wants to look like he has prestige. The rest of the time, those same people he identifies as trolls. It's just like how his sweethearts were either real or fake depending on what reaction he desires to elicit.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris still claims to have fans sometimes. Mostly, I think, when he wants to look like he has prestige. The rest of the time, those same people he identifies as trolls. It's just like how his sweethearts were either real or fake depending on what reaction he desires to elicit.
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It's because of autism. AUGH YEAH
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris still claims to have fans sometimes. Mostly, I think, when he wants to look like he has prestige. The rest of the time, those same people he identifies as trolls. It's just like how his sweethearts were either real or fake depending on what reaction he desires to elicit.
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With Chris it's all quantum. Chris' heartsweets are in a superposition of fake + real until Chris decides what will most get him what he wants and collapses the superposition to a single state.

Or else he's just an inconsistent, self serving schmuck.
 
You just know he has seen every ep of Sonic Underground already, man those old Sonic cartoons were bad, apparently there was that good one, but I only saw eps of Underground, and the slapstick one that tried to imitate Looney Tunes, but it was made by Dic so it was crap.
 
FemboiBunny said:
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It may be the shadow, but still, you can clearly see how dirty his girl's snickers are...
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Man, I don't care how pathetic Chris is..

But not even he deserves to be punished with Sonic Underground.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
So when I sent Chris that potato, I shouldn't have wedged it in his car's exhaust pipe?
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Eh, it's far from the strangest thing that's been up his exhaust pipe.
 
I know I'd be pissed if somebody threw a copy of Sonic Underground in my yard.
 
That's not fan mail, that's the effects of the yard becoming symbiotic with the hoard. 14 Branchland Court is now able to produce its own trash.
 
pickleniggo said:
That's not fan mail, that's the effects of the yard becoming symbiotic with the hoard. 14 Branchland Court is now able to produce its own trash.
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On December 23rd, 2019, at approximately 2017 hours, the hoard will become self-aware and immediately embark on a systematic annihilation of the human race.

On March 6th, 2030, humanity will send a savior back in time to the year 2000 to destroy the Hoard before it can be made . . .

. . . she is Crystal Weston Chandler.

Dun-dun-dun-duh-dun!
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
pickleniggo said:
That's not fan mail, that's the effects of the yard becoming symbiotic with the hoard. 14 Branchland Court is now able to produce its own trash.
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On December 23rd, 2019, at approximately 2017 hours, the hoard will become self-aware and immediately embark on a systematic annihilation of the human race.

On March 6th, 2030, humanity will send a savior back in time to the year 2000 to destroy the Hoard before it can be made . . .

. . . she is Crystal Weston Chandler.

Dun-dun-dun-duh-dun!
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So you're telling me that the hoard will eventually turn into the reapers from Mass Effect?
 
Just because the case is Sonic Underground, doesn't mean the disc inside of it is Sonic Underground as well. For all we know, it could be gay porn or a long lost copy of :snorlax: sex tape.
 
HandBanana said:
So you're telling me that the hoard will eventually turn into the reapers from Mass Effect?
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One part Reaper, one part Cthulhu, and all :briefs: .
 
So Chris still thinks he has fans?

If you "Fans" REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many Trolls and Bad People in the world hiding behind the Internet constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story.
 
Alan Pardew said:
So Chris still thinks he has fans?

If you "Fans" REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many Trolls and Bad People in the world hiding behind the Internet constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story.
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I'd forgotten about that quote. "Youth and sunny energy?" Urgh, that's just creepy sounding. And Chris was never really a "sunny" person to begin with.
 
I think throwing useless crap like Sonic Underground in Christian's front yard is a great idea. Either Chris will start treasure hunting in his yard and get the motivation to mow it, or eventually the crap thrown will cover the wild brush and smother it to death. Here's some other things people should throw in Chris's yard:

- Xbox games and hardware. Did your dog pee on your original copy of Halo? Throw it on Christian's lawn.
- porn. Christian is a lonely boy, so throw him your old smut. VHS tapes would look real classy.
- the Virtual Boy. I wanna see Chris bitch about playing WarioLand 3D with a brown recluse spider from his lawn living inside the left eyehole.
- old girl toys. Really, someone needs to do this one. Naked baby dollies, strollers, old 80's Care Bears, all that shit. Imagine his neighbors seeing Kaka Apple Chrissy walk out to his car amidst a horror movie style littered lawn of shattered childhood.
 
It's entirely possible that the kind person was attempting to deliver the present exactly the way Chris demanded, but they were intercepted by the vengeful ghosts of Patti & Bob halfway into the yard. And in their panic to flee, the gift landed on the windshield.
 
Chris didn't find it out there by himself. The hoard mother knows all and sensed a new item to add to her collection was near and with minimal effort. After that all she had to do was say "Chrisshun! Go get that thing off da car for momma!" and it was all hers.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Naxra said:
God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.
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Chris's major problem is that his speech is almost entirely figurative. It's like this cartoon, it's like that TV show. He relies on long, meandering similes.
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"Hmm. Yeah. Sonic and Knuckles, in the Casino Night Zone. Brock, his arms wide!"
 
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