Fat People Admitting They're Fat in the Deathfats Threads Hall of Shame - & we would not have sex with you

[JelloJerk]

If someone quotes a post from outside the Deathfats section for this thread, just report the post.

But in the OP of the thread it says we can quote from other parts of the site:

While this thread was intended for the deathfats sub, I do realize that there's a bunch of people in other places telling everybody in extreme detail how fat they are. These are indeed worthy of being posted however nothing will beat the lol of fat doxing yourself in the fat thread.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

If someone quotes a post from outside the Deathfats section for this thread, just report the post.

Will do in the future, but the retard in question (Helvetia) deleted the post already.

If the whole purpose of this thread is just to shit on fat people, even if it's in a fucking support thread and you are trying NOT to become a landwhale, that should be reflected in the title. Y'know, something like "Fat people outing themselves in KF / Quotes collected by heckin' valid d00ds who couldn't get laid if you took 'em to a whorehouse and stapled five $100 bills to their shirts" ought to cover that.

 

[I call shenanigans]

but the retard in question (Helvetia) deleted the post already.

I think you’ll find ADHD deleted it. It disappeared the same time she posted. The retard is probably still seething about getting neg rated.

collected by heckin' valid d00ds who couldn't get laid if you took 'em to a whorehouse and stapled five $100 bills to their shirts"

I just picture them as acne ridden teenage boys hiding in their bedrooms while pretending to mommy they are doing their homework.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I think you’ll find ADHD deleted it. It disappeared the same time she posted. The retard is probably still seething about getting neg rated.

Ah, my bad. Apologies to ADHD if I didn't give the mod credit for removing the retard's post.

 

[Xenomorph]

Okay but who has TITS?

 

[Breadbear]

A sleep study was a requirement in my weight loss surgery program if you had a neck that was over 16 inches in diameter. I was 364 and my neck was as 15.5 and she’s definitely bigger than I was.

Lol fat

 

[NHTransplant]

I am not fat anymore but thanks for the reply.

 

[Breadbear]

I am not fat anymore but thanks for the reply.

Lol ex fat

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I am not fat anymore but thanks for the reply.

Awesome!!!!! Congratulations

 

[Tomato flowers]

I am not fat anymore but thanks for the reply.

Oh you’re absolutely still fat and now we all know it lol

 

[Spicy Meatball]

People are so terrible at comparing themselves to others that I never really believe anyone who claims they are/were fat but smaller than the fats we study around here. I always think of this reddit woman who claimed to be a “bigger boned” and “more muscular” version of Madonna with “visible abs”.

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[gorgoroth7134]

Okay but who has View attachment 5968333 TITS?

@Cow-Chan must be summoned

 

[I call shenanigans]

I’m a death fat. Lost 100 pounds cause I had to to save my life. Still fat as hell.

I’m so glad I don’t need to lose 100 pounds before my wedding because I already did!

You still have at least another 100lbs to lose given you admit you’re still over 300lbs. Sure you’ve achieved a lot, but there’s still no time to rest on you’re laurels given you are still super morbidly obese.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

You still have at least another 100lbs to lose given you admit you’re still over 300lbs. Sure you’ve achieved a lot, but there’s still no time to rest on you’re laurels given you are still super morbidly obese.

Oh I know! I’m still actively losing I lose a few pounds every single week! I won’t stop cause I want to get to my goal weight I’m very dedicated to losing

Thanks for the straight forward advice ms or mr shenanigans I love your posts

 

[Bucephalus]

I think Chantal should consider kaftans. I was looking at them for myself, for wearing around the house, because I haven't lost the weight I gained in lockdown, and I wanted some things I could still wear if/when I lose weight. Most of them are one-size-fits-all, but you can get SML kaftans (I imagine they extend the length to accommodate bellies and butts).

Anyway they are flowy, and can be in gorgeous fabric you can wear to a party, or more practical fabrics. If she's going Temu, there are *plenty* available for less than $30, but Etsy has a bunch, especially custom-made ones. You can look up Montserrat Caballé the opera singer doing a duet with Freddie Mercury....she was a gal of substantial size, but wore the loveliest caftans.

I wouldn't think there'd be any religious objection to caftans, right?

lol fat

 

[Dr. Butt]

People are so terrible at comparing themselves to others that I never really believe anyone who claims they are/were fat but smaller than the fats we study around here. I always think of this reddit woman who claimed to be a “bigger boned” and “more muscular” version of Madonna with “visible abs”.

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I was diabetic. Long sugar was 7.2 which is in diabetic area.
Didn't do sports.
Ate a fuckton of spaghetti a lot
Many sweets like donuts.
Almost a medium cola bottle daily.
After lateshift work, drink a large beer mix with strawberry flavor 5x week.
Checkup at work told me get your blood levels checked.
Congratulations, you're diabetic.
2 weeks till have the appointment at my doctor.
Lay off all sugars, learn to read labels
Switch from lot of carbs to greens, fish and meat and eggs.
Start to watch youtubers (some diabetics) that test themselves how their bloodsugars react when eating specific foods or together but in specific orders.
Salads/greens ---> fats ---> proteins---> carbs.
Using that if any carbs.
After 2 days of this no longer hungry every 2 hours. No snacks until actually hungry.
Doctor tells me I don't need any pills, etc since I look determined.
3 months later new blood test.
Long sugar is at 5.0.
Congratulations you're no longer diabetic.
Keeping it that way.
Lost 35 pounds in the process.
Still don't do sports.
Just changed diet that's all there is to it.
And I still eat spaghetti but not as much as before and mixed with a salad at start. And I don't buy the typical ones anymore since the ingredients are a fucking book compared to ones like La Molisana.

"I am a skinny genius who discovered that adding a salad to a meal makes it smaller" edit: "and still can't figure out how to make spaghetti sauce"

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Um....as I almost had WLS 3 times in the past I don't think "approved providers" of WLS clinics are on the list because they are so wonderful at treating eating disorders. I was given a list of preferred psychologists to do my psych evals each time and they told me it was because they had the best track record of sending the reports to them the fastest . Lol

And before anyone implies that I'm an Amber - I actually was approved each time by the clinic and my insurance.. but I kept chickening out.

And now I'm no longer obese because I lost the weight without it believe it or not so I no longer WLS

Also I call BS on the person that said surgeons would required patients go to a particular psychologist that happens to not take your insurance - like Amber used a psychologist out of network. Please remember weight loss surgeons are in a business. And most of that business is funded by taking insurance money . Requiring a patient pay for 12 psychiatric appts with an out of network psych would lower the number of patients that can afford it and that in turn lowers the amount of WLS they do and lower their profit. They would definitely help a patient like Amber find a psych that would take her insurance. She can't be the only one in OK that the surgeon has worked with that had her insurance.

Correct - I'm currently overweight but not obese by medical standards . I'm pretty average American size these days . Which is fat. I didn't say otherwise lol

Fatty alert

 

[The Queen of Autists]

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I'm 200 lbs overweight and don't love to cook...her post about ordering CATERING for "meal prep" made me feel so good about myself, not gonna lie (as sad as it is lol).

 

[Breadbear]

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I'm 200 lbs overweight and don't love to cook...her post about ordering CATERING for "meal prep" made me feel so good about myself, not gonna lie (as sad as it is lol).

That was unnecessarily complicated, just use the quote function:

I'm 200 lbs overweight and don't love to cook...her post about ordering CATERING for "meal prep" made me feel so good about myself, not gonna lie (as sad as it is lol).

 

[bugmanlit]

This is where I'd say something but if some men didn't like fat women I wouldn't have a man.

(I am not deathfat however, ofc it's someone's fetish)

In the Tess Holiday thread. I really miss fatpeoplehate