Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[TayandYou]

Only if Chris has access to the masses (i.e. someone writes to wherever he actually is and the happy pill people allow him to correspond in return).

As of right now it's not looking like that's going to happen anytime soon.

Also, I'm not talking about his previous diagnosis, I'm talking about whatever they've diagnosed him with currently.

Chris is good at spilling info, but he always spills info that nobody wants to know about such as his fecal incontinence.

When it comes to things people are actually curious about such as his autism diagnosis, honor roll status or Cole's real father, he's never able to provide any real documentation, allegedly because all of it was once locked in a safe somewhere by Borb, now it's all either burnt to a crisp or he's simply too lazy and Barb is too demented to remember what the combination is or something.

 

[thegooddoctor]

pretty deep? chief i respect the work that you've put in around here but don't start talking out of your ass. it's a manchild writing a really terrible autobiography that has pokemon and sonic mashup characters woven into it. it has about as much depth as a paddling pool

I think what he means is that it’s deep not from the result of any talented writing or any firm grasp of understanding how to write characters and build a story or world, but rather the comics batshit insane story, world and character behaviours that are so mishmashed , poorly written and incomprehensible that you can get lost in dissecting the many layers of idiocy and poor writing in the authors work. It’s bad, but it has layers to how bad it is, from the most obvious to the startlingly subtle. It can be analysed and be poked fun in so many different ways, which is why Sonichu i think is honestly a fun read just to laugh at how stupid and insane Chris’s mind, characters and viewpoints are:

 

[Cockadoodle85]

I don't know whether you want to fuck women or not if you say you're attracted to men and like cock shaped dildos up your ass I'd consider you a faggot.

Chris is obviously faggy the jemkin jinkins gay fanfic was so detailed that no straight man would come up with that. Boy was jackin off while writing it 100%. Also shows that he is in fact attracted to kids sexually.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Final trailer for sonic 2 dropped today, oh well look at this way if he's still in western state by the time it's out on video then they might rent it for movie night for the patients who behave themselves. Out of everything fucked up at the world right now I think it's funny the one thing that pains chris more than all that is the very likely chance he'll be locked up when the new sonic movie drops.

 

[maguyver16]

Final trailer for sonic 2 dropped today, oh well look at this way if he's still in western state by the time it's out on video then they might rent it for movie night for the patients who behave themselves. Out of everything fucked up at the world right now I think it's funny the one thing that pains chris more than all that is the very likely chance he'll be locked up when the new sonic movie drops.

Did he even like the first one?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sonichu is so bad, its good. It is at once uncreative yet unfettered, a perfect window into Chris's autistic mind.

The quality of Sonichu was an endless decline from the start, with noticeable drops sometimes.

Looks like Chris' mind really has been in a state of endless decline since he left Manchester.

Sonichu Jumping The Shark Moments

1: the very beginning
2: the "sub episodes" starting
3: the hideous yiffing scenes
4: the ego trip in #10
5: the "Christmas special"
6: the going "tomgirl" thing
7: "Bananasauros"
8: "Sonichu" and "Rosechu" get fat
9: PONIES
X: "Idea Guys"

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think what he means is that it’s deep not from the result of any talented writing or any firm grasp of understanding how to write characters and build a story or world, but rather the comics batshit insane story, world and character behaviours that are so mishmashed , poorly written and incomprehensible that you can get lost in dissecting the many layers of idiocy and poor writing in the authors work. It’s bad, but it has layers to how bad it is, from the most obvious to the startlingly subtle. It can be analysed and be poked fun in so many different ways, which is why Sonichu i think is honestly a fun read just to laugh at how stupid and insane Chris’s mind, characters and viewpoints are:

The day I learned how fucking far one had to go to understand the various meanings of CWCisms like "my wooden badge is delicious" (the jerkop is so dumb he'll eat anything) and "but back in the stone age" (failed joke about how primitive things were at the dawn of mankind in comparison to modern day)...it's like trying to understand an alien culture. Once you understand you can kind of see where Chris is trying to go but he just can't articulate it in simpler terms and it's a jargon of nonsense because he's trying to be fancy with it.

A much easier example would be the infamous 'Shovel Mech' line during his time at the temp house. It was a fucking backhoe. But somehow, Chris couldn't think of that word so instead he came up with 'machine that works like a shovel' and thus, Shovel Mech.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

A much easier example would be the infamous 'Shovel Mech' line during his time at the temp house. It was a fucking backhoe. But somehow, Chris couldn't think of that word so instead he came up with 'machine that works like a shovel' and thus, Shovel Mech.

I keep brining this up, but during the Braveyjerk interview, Chris didn't know what the word "oppressed" was. One of the most common words used in the English language (no wonder the motherfucker got an F).Even middle school children know of the word.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The day I learned how fucking far one had to go to understand the various meanings of CWCisms like "my wooden badge is delicious" (the jerkop is so dumb he'll eat anything) and "but back in the stone age" (failed joke about how primitive things were at the dawn of mankind in comparison to modern day)...it's like trying to understand an alien culture. Once you understand you can kind of see where Chris is trying to go but he just can't articulate it in simpler terms and it's a jargon of nonsense because he's trying to be fancy with it.

A much easier example would be the infamous 'Shovel Mech' line during his time at the temp house. It was a fucking backhoe. But somehow, Chris couldn't think of that word so instead he came up with 'machine that works like a shovel' and thus, Shovel Mech.

I don't know I think it's just cartoons. He just regurgitates what he learns from cartoons, through a retard filter. It's not his stifled imagination, or creativity, it's just cartoons. He learned to read from them, he sits there reciting every word from the closed captions while watching them, he's obsessed with them to the point it consumes his very existence. All his CWCisms, his creations, his jokes, the shovel mech etc are all just lines and bad catch phrases from some cartoon he's seen. I don't think sonichu is some andy warhol pop culture artist genius like some people like to say, it is interesting but only because it's funny to laugh at chris and him trying to rationalize moments of his life by scribbling some shitty cartoon plot line mixed with his retardation. Asperchu however, is brilliant.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't think sonichu is some andy warhol pop culture artist genius like some people like to say

In hindsight, that book was a mistake. While sonichu may be popular, Chris is not. Compared with Warhol and his works, both the artist and the works were popular.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

In hindsight, that book was a mistake. While sonichu may be popular, Chris is not. Compared with Warhol and his works, both the artist and the works were popular.

I want to know more about the author considering he was one of the people talking to chris regularly and was one of the first people to know chris was fucking barb, as chris told him even before Null. Chris claimed other than that other retard faggot @Psychic Espeon / sean / wildcat whatever was the warhol weirdo who he told about fucking his mother.

 

[thegooddoctor]

The day I learned how fucking far one had to go to understand the various meanings of CWCisms like "my wooden badge is delicious" (the jerkop is so dumb he'll eat anything) and "but back in the stone age" (failed joke about how primitive things were at the dawn of mankind in comparison to modern day)...it's like trying to understand an alien culture. Once you understand you can kind of see where Chris is trying to go but he just can't articulate it in simpler terms and it's a jargon of nonsense because he's trying to be fancy with it.

A much easier example would be the infamous 'Shovel Mech' line during his time at the temp house. It was a fucking backhoe. But somehow, Chris couldn't think of that word so instead he came up with 'machine that works like a shovel' and thus, Shovel Mech.

Jesus, there’s an actual explanation for the infamous wooden badge and Stone Age jokes now? When was this revelation finally revealed. I’ve honestly wondered what the fuck the Stone Age line meant for way longer than I honestly should have done. When did Chris finally spill the beans on this lore?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You can tell "Christory" is slow when this thread became speculation on Sonichu to just what the hell is wrong with Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

Jesus, there’s an actual explanation for the infamous wooden badge and Stone Age jokes now? When was this revelation finally revealed. I’ve honestly wondered what the fuck the Stone Age line meant for way longer than I honestly should have done. When did Chris finally spill the beans on this lore?

The wooden badge explanation from Chris via IRC:

the Jerkhief has a Badge made from TREE wood, painted to look like an "official" police badge, and the Jerkops under him have Badges made from Graham Crackers, painted to be the mockery badges as well. The Jerkhief portrayed on the cover took a bite out of his wooden badge, as if it was made from a Graham Cracker, and called it delicious like a Graham Cracker...which you would have learned that from the "Backyard Safari" Sub-Episode.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"but back in the stone age" (failed joke about how primitive things were at the dawn of mankind in comparison to modern day)...

That's pretty much it: Chris was trying to joke that "cavemen were so dumb that you had to tell them something twice".

A much easier example would be the infamous 'Shovel Mech' line during his time at the temp house. It was a fucking backhoe. But somehow, Chris couldn't think of that word so instead he came up with 'machine that works like a shovel' and thus, Shovel Mech.

A crap combo of autism, stupidity, and egotism is what lead to Chris talking in the opaque, pompous, word-salady, inhuman "CWC way".

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't know I think it's just cartoons. He just regurgitates what he learns from cartoons, through a retard filter. It's not his stifled imagination, or creativity, it's just cartoons. He learned to read from them, he sits there reciting every word from the closed captions while watching them, he's obsessed with them to the point it consumes his very existence. All his CWCisms, his creations, his jokes, the shovel mech etc are all just lines and bad catch phrases from some cartoon he's seen. I don't think sonichu is some andy warhol pop culture artist genius like some people like to say, it is interesting but only because it's funny to laugh at chris and him trying to rationalize moments of his life by scribbling some shitty cartoon plot line mixed with his retardation. Asperchu however, is brilliant.

What's crazy too is that despite being immersed in those shows, which cater to a young child demographic, where they wouldn't purposefully put in bad speech like slurring, or way over the top accents, or just plain bad English, Chris has never picked up on that. I forget where, either from the Tard Wrangler stories or others, about how some older autistic people developed UK English accents because at the time, the best development material for them to watch was made in the UK. It seems none of that, except catch phrases, has rubbed off on Chris. And I imagine he had gotten plenty of time to babble at his toys or imaginary hedgehogs, fuck, even Barb.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What's crazy too is that despite being immersed in those shows, which cater to a young child demographic, where they wouldn't purposefully put in bad speech like slurring, or way over the top accents, or just plain bad English, Chris has never picked up on that. I forget where, either from the Tard Wrangler stories or others, about how some older autistic people developed UK English accents because at the time, the best development material for them to watch was made in the UK.

He seemed to change his speech depending on who he actually spoke to at the time. When he did nothing but go to lunch and church with bob he sounded like a stereotypical hick. When he started going to the tranny bar he turned into stephanie bustakes, Larz he turned into a black guy, spatchcock and dr. who made him british, twitter and discord trannies and retards.. a lunatic troon with a god complex

 

[Optimus Prime]

Jesus, there’s an actual explanation for the infamous wooden badge and Stone Age jokes now? When was this revelation finally revealed. I’ve honestly wondered what the fuck the Stone Age line meant for way longer than I honestly should have done. When did Chris finally spill the beans on this lore?

All from the wiki:

Christian presents a documentary on the various jerkops he has encountered during his Love Quest, with a profile on the Jerkhief. It's during this profile that he mentions that a Jerkop's badge is just a graham cracker painted yellow. The Jerkhief's, however, is made of wood. Somehow, this is supposed to explain the Jerkhief's "delicious" wooden badge on the cover.

Basically, cops are stupid to the point they'd eat their badges, even if they were made of ineddible materials like wood.

One occasion of note is a line in Sonichu #2, wherein Sonichu, after being commanded to retreat, retorts with "You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...". According to the comic's official videobook, the joke is that "you really need to tell those cavemen twice," but Chris fails to realize that as the "joke" is written in the comic, there is literally nothing to interpret as funny by any standard. This isn't too surprising, since Chris has never shown interest in clarity for the audience, and simply makes the comics for his own sake.

Another "so and so are stupid" joke, this time literally cavemen, but of course there's no context since the only person who would find humor in any of this as intended is Chris himself and he has no internal editor.

What's crazy too is that despite being immersed in those shows, which cater to a young child demographic, where they wouldn't purposefully put in bad speech like slurring, or way over the top accents, or just plain bad English, Chris has never picked up on that. I forget where, either from the Tard Wrangler stories or others, about how some older autistic people developed UK English accents because at the time, the best development material for them to watch was made in the UK. It seems none of that, except catch phrases, has rubbed off on Chris. And I imagine he had gotten plenty of time to babble at his toys or imaginary hedgehogs, fuck, even Barb.

Oh man, that reminds me of the very brief time Chris believed that he was actually British royalty or something because of his last name, which actually is kind of amazingly ironic given how fucked up most European royalty got with all the incestual marriages and whatnot.

 

[Meiwaku]

You have no business calling anyone a nigger when you're ignorant of the fact "eq" is a pomo cope to deal with the unpleasant reality of IQ's predictive validity and the accuracy of the five factor model.

Agreeableness and extroversion do not depend on pattern recognition. There is only one form of intelligence and it is general.

You're unknowingly contradicting yourself here. Big 5 is a scale used for emotional intelligence as well as other "working with people" skills which is why the corporate world sucks its dick so hard and there's big bux in companies who make these Big 5 tests and shill them to corporations as a part of every fucking modern job application. Being able to work with other people is literally and not act like a retard is literally EQ/EI.

Agreeableness and Extroversion are near undisputedly accepted in the psychfag world as emotional/social intelligence markers and the most important traits when it comes to hiring a good wagie/salaryman in the modern era. You contradict yourself by claiming these factors arent "pattern recognition" because that the primary factor of what's tested in IQ and not EQ/EI which gauge response in social settings.

One of the biggest used tests for IQ that I mentioned, which is the Weschler test by Dr. David Weschler, also wrote about how you should use supporting evidence of emotional intelligence into all of his given IQ models to determine a true intelligence of a person. People use Big 5 and other EI factors with IQ to do studies on students in academia, corpo, personal relationships, and other overlap settings. It is a scientifically testable claim that has good evidence to support it. EI/EQ is also part of diagnostic material for many psychological illnesses.

If the thousands of peer-edited publications isn't enough proof, Corpo fags don't continually buy shit that doesn't make them money, which in this case is a tool to weed out people who won't make them money.

If there's no such thing as emotional intelligence and "only IQ", then why is Chris infamous for being a socially autistic retard? This only stands out as exceptional because the normal is being able to understand social cues /chimp out on social media and learn them. A literal diagnostic trait of autists is lacking emotional self-regulation (aka REEEEing) and understanding social cues, both of which are aspects of emotional intelligence.

Chris has low EQ/EI. He also has low IQ. These are not analogous factors of measurement.

 

[oramge cat]

Im not sure if I would agree with that:


- Darger grew up at certain points on a state farm, which may or may not have been abusive, but going by what we know of those institutions at the time, it was very likely
- He was able to hold down at least menial jobs for most of his life
- He did not seem to he as attention-seeking as Chris
- His art, at least in my opinion, is much more competently made

Though I would agree that Sonichu is very culturally significant, and that I hope those drawings aren't simply trashed. I think the concept of eccentric art is much more prevalent in our current time than it was in Dargers, so there's probably a better chance of it being preserved.

I'm not saying their lives are the same, just their creative output is similar. IMO the biggest difference between the two is that Sonichu was known to the public during Chris's life. I don't know what the welfare laws were like in Darger's time but had he lived in the modern day I could totally see him having a tugboat and an internet presence. He didn't do those things because they weren't really options, at least IMO.

As far as quality of their work, Darger was a better visual artist but Chris tells a better story, again this is a matter of opinion but Sonichu goes to some insane places and actually feels less like a vehicle to explore the author's fetishes than a lot of what Darger did.