Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[Mayor Adam West]

There's always Boogie2988 when all else fails.

I love Boogie but he can’t replace Chris. No one can. He truly was, in some sense, a gift from God to us trolls.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

I hear hobbies and friends are a good start.

More like I need to stop using the little free time I have to soak in Chris stuff. Maybe replace it with some meditation and other less infuriating cows.

For me the time waster ends up being "huh I wonder if Chris has done x" and then browsing the cwcki.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

I don’t even think it’s bad for Chris to be taken care of in a home.

i prefer it over letting him have cash to waste.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Correct me if I'm wrong but there had to have been people who were keeping in touch after bob's death right? Not even to troll but to genuinely offer condolences? If that's the case at least Chris was reachable and we knew where he was unlike now.

There was people trolling chris off and on but it was kept secret and chris for the most part was offline except for playing on his DS. Unless you were in the inner circle or chris uploaded something to flipnote/facebook there was nothing going on. But it was years of nothing, with several months of silence going by at a time. Personally I forgot about chris at this time. It wasn't until someone posted on Something Awful that Chris' house burned down and he was a tranny now that he popped back on the radar for me. It was kind of a shock that he trooned out, but hilarious.

Chris has only been moved to the mental health facility barely 2 months ago. He could also be keeping in touch with someone right now, we don't know. Either way, chris will not be locked up forever and he certainly will do more stupid things. It's also going to get much more autistic from here on out. If chris gets out of jail expect the weening to amp up to 11. Barb will pass away soon, he could end up homeless, and people are going to relentlessly torture him on twitter/youtube. If he goes to any conventions it will also be a nightmare for him. I'm sure some new retards will sign up to be his "watchmen", but he will no doubt troll himself in the upcoming future. So don't worry, he will be back, and he will do something even more retarded than fucking his own mother.

 

[Ophelia]

I hear hobbies and friends are a good start.

I might look into those book things. They sound kind of neat and less exasperating.

If he goes to any conventions it will also be a nightmare for him.

He’s probably on all of the blacklists. Even furries and bronies don’t want his shit.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He’s probably on all of the blacklists. Even furries and bronies don’t want his shit.

I imagine it depends on what he gets officially charged for, but that's a good point. He very well could be blacklisted from these events which would be far worse for him than any amount of jail time.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

There's a guy in my city named Chris
I swear to God he is exactly like Chris Chan
Literally the only thing stopping him from being featured prominently on this site is the fact that he doesn't have really any online presence. I think if i personally know someone exactly like Chris that means there's tons more of him out there. Think about it thousands spread throughout the entire United States and the only thing stopping them from becoming Chris is the fact that they don't post YouTube videos.

My high school had a lolcow like Chris. Had that autismo look too. Complete sperg. Burned bridges with everyone who tried to show him pity. Not as autistic as Chris obviously and his internet presence isn’t that amusing. But the parallels are stunning.

 

[oramge cat]

What are some good recommendations? Most seem to be quite boring and/or infuriating.

Ethan Ralph is a spectacular human trashfire, the Tranch Cinematic Universe/Kevin Gibes is great because it's like a half dozen tranny lolcows all connected, community watch has reddit general and the tranny sideshows thread. Scroll through community happenings there's usually stuff to read about there.

 

[Ophelia]

I imagine it depends on what he gets officially charged for, but that's a good point. He very well could be blacklisted from these events which would be far worse for him than any amount of jail time.

Chris can’t keep his grossness to himself. If he was quietly an incestuous creep maybe the cruder cons would quietly let him in. But the cons don’t want excessive bad press because they don’t want venues to blacklist them. Charged or not, Chris is a liability.

 

[Boom Boss]

There's a guy in my city named Chris
I swear to God he is exactly like Chris Chan
Literally the only thing stopping him from being featured prominently on this site is the fact that he doesn't have really any online presence. I think if i personally know someone exactly like Chris that means there's tons more of him out there. Think about it thousands spread throughout the entire United States and the only thing stopping them from becoming Chris is the fact that they don't post YouTube videos.

You should record his behavior and post it here.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

More like I need to stop using the little free time I have to soak in Chris stuff. Maybe replace it with some meditation and other less infuriating cows.

For me the time waster ends up being "huh I wonder if Chris has done x" and then browsing the cwcki.

Yeah, same feels.
My mom's fiancé sometimes asks me "Anything new with that Chris-Chan?"

 

[RodgerDodger]

FTFY

And looking back at good old Bulla thread, he simply died with nobody really caring about it.

I wonder if Chris Chan thread will have an ending like that, given that not many people here are really close to him (that i know of at least) it's possible that if Chris dies we may not get that many details and maybe they make a private burial in order to avoid weens, etc.

If Chris dies it's questionable if anyone would even claim the body. Possibly send it to the State Medical College for "Extra Gross Anatomy" class?

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I do wonder how chris is responding to treatment. as stubborn and insane chris is there is a very real possibility he could get better.

Spoiler: barely related anecdote

had a friend who had a brief stint in a psychiatric, he saw a guy coming in, regular dude mind you, stable job, wife but one day man just... snaps and starts believing he's a millionaire polyglot who was a pilot lawyer heart surgeon professional chef famous author actor jet pilot and whatever careers are impressive. the guy completely drained their bank accounts and went into debt to afford the life he thought they deserved on his multiple imaginary salaries and had to forcibly commit him. my friend didn't know if he fully made it but he did see him admitting to not being some of the things he claimed he was. complete absolute nutter.

Sounds like the famous conman Christian Gerhartstreiter/ “Clark Rockefeller.” Though in Rockefeller’s case he had to jump from woman to woman because he kept running them dry and they would figure out he was lying.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

What are some good recommendations? Most seem to be quite boring and/or infuriating.

Worst case, there’s always Mel - currently sits at 0-6 on Lolsuits against Null, dear leader even blocked her account from the farms. Kinda a shame, some of her best content was her sperging up her own thread.

 

[mudwogg]

There's always Boogie2988 when all else fails.

Chris can never be replaced. The closest thing would be to groom someone as a lolcow from birth, eg. The Truman Show.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Is it like a low rent gated community, or just a council estate designated for tards?

In the UK they're council housing basically. Usually a bunch of connected flats called "folds" with one main entrance door that is staffed and locked.

They can be pretty low grade but some of them are nice enough and because of the UK's weird system of giving stuff away to free to idiots, a lot of them are in really central positions in cities where the normal rent for a person would be huge but for these people it's included in their housing benefits.

They vary a lot but you can seriously walk in to a place where you have two 50 year old dudes with the IQ of toddlers screaming at eachother for using the others crayons and then beating the shit out of eachother. Police come, separate them, tell them off for being naughty and then leave because there's just no point taking them to court.

So I'm not sure how the US does it but in the UK I really doubt Chris would go to court at all, he'd just be quietly shuffled over to the housing system for the rest of his life.

Just off the back of this they also tend to be not that far from the UK's equivalent of Group Homes, I grew up in a area that had a Major shopping center, major bus and train connection, medical centre, that was two private housing housing developments sandwiched between two larger old council estates (1 prewar and 1 very early post war) and the council housing closer to the main roads closer to bus stops or on direct foot paths where reserved for the Elderly and mentally / physically disabled, this group home was right in the center of it all and next to a rather nice park.

After the schools had opened you'd see two distinct groups of people walking the streets or on the bus and that's the Old and the Special needs cases who'd take over the shops till about mid day, and you'd always see the care workers walking around with the disabled guys helping them with there shopping, walking them to doctors appointments etc.

Chris isn't really alone in this way of operating though, at least in the US. He just is an extreme example of people who project their identities into stuff like Disney, weeb shit, or [insert brand here]. We operate in such a "statement-necessary" culture, that people will buy a product based purely on the fact that the product is the product, take for instance clothing such as that made by Supreme, which often just has the word "supreme" on it. Some people claim it as a biological or psychological urge, others blame the lack spiritual identity and the decline of religious importance in mainstream culture, some experts even make the audacious claim that many in the population are, in fact, retarded.

I'm honestly confused about how people are so willing to evole there life around a specific brand that they become walking bilboards talking about what celebrity is associated with that brand etc, it drives me bonkers if I spend to much time thinking about it - the human mind is capable of doing so much better but a lot of people waste there minds away to the point independent thought seems like a terrifying concept.

I'm with that latter group of experts the vast majority of the human race is retarded, and are kept that way because it's easer for the government and corporate interests to manipulate them.

Chris, after riding high on his messiah complex, imagining he'd go back to his temple and have a bunch of new followers completely broke down when they hauled him to the loony bin.

I think he was banking on it being a short stay in jail for doing a oppsy as thats what he was getting punihsment for and he'd be back home soon as that's what his past experience has taught him it would be like so when that didn't happen to plan and he got shuffled off to this unknown location for evaluation / treatment and he was in with other slow in the minds and crazys he's had his real melt down - because in a very real sense he's found his people.

 

[King Kiwi]

I might look into those book things. They sound kind of neat and less exasperating.

No, books should be gory and/or emotionally traumatizing with complicated and uncompromising stories and lots of death, sex and betrayal.

Maybe try gardening.

 

[Big Buns]

Chris can never be replaced. The closest thing would be to groom someone as a lolcow from birth, eg. The Truman Show.

Yeah, no offense to anyone but CWC is the only lolcow that I really find interesting and the only reason I’m still here.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

If Chris dies it's questionable if anyone would even claim the body. Possibly send it to the State Medical College for "Extra Gross Anatomy" class?

Dawg, the sex toy industry will die to examine Chris's bent dick. Barb got a body count of 8 guys including Bob and none hit her G-spot. That bent dick holds the secret for the best dildo ever.

 

[Nointey]

I love Boogie but he can’t replace Chris. No one can. He truly was, in some sense, a gift from God to us trolls.

Nothing can ever replace Chris as the circumstances of his internet stardom are next to impossible to repeat as

1. Weening is now mostly condemned across the Internet
A campaign like the one seen in 2008 - 2011 nowadays would be heavily condemned and likely instantly shut down by most sites, making it confined to private discord servers or obscure chatrooms, making it extremely difficult to ever gain that much steam. If a situation like the "Julay Saga" were to happen again, its almost certain the ween would be doxxed within a week and chased off the internet.

2. Parents are far more willing to put their kids into special Ed school if they're fucked up in the head
Nowadays parents of Autists tend to put their kids into Special Ed schools more than they did in the early 90s as Autism has become less of a "taboo" subject. Another thing also is that if we assume a "future" Chris was born in 2022 and his parents were the same age as Chris's, they would've have to be born in 1982 and 1968, therefore making it likely they would be far more "willing" to put him into a Special Ed school.

3. The Internet has changed drastically
If we do assume a "future" Chris's parents don't take him to Special ED and he grows up in similar circumstances to our Chris, its still unlikely he would ever get the same fame as the Internet has become far less "Wild West" and more Streamlined in recent years. Like i said in the first reason, this means that a weening campaign similar to that of the Late 2000s - Early 2010s weening would be stomped out almost instantly as realistically a "future" Chris would likely reside on sites like Twatter and Youtube, sites that are heavily Pro-Censorship

4. People like Chris are more likely to keep their internet footprint minimal or even non-existent
The growth of the internet means that its likely that "future" Chris's are likely more "Tech-Savvy", therefore less willing to giveaway information or show their face like Chris did in the 2000s. The most weens would ever really get is the surface level unless someone is willing to dox them.

Like one comment on here said, there is likely a fuck-ton of Chris's out there, but due to multiple factors its likely they will never really "evolve" to Chris-Chan levels. However, i could be very wrong and 20 years from now i will facepalm at this post

If this post is silly, i will delete it