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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Collections Agent said:
Unless I had a really vivid fever dream Simmons was actually on a podcast with Frank IIRC and when Simmons was trying to justify his books and videos Frank said something along the lines of "I'm going to find you and beat you to death" lmao
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That wasn't a dream, it was real. Mauro also had a Twitter feud with Frank for a little bit before he took another one of his signature naps.

I think Frank will be a force of destruction in the house, not really targeting anyone in particular but just being loud, annoying and getting in people's personal space like he does with his hassles. His best bits are when he's overly friendly, like sitting at someone's table and saying it's "family style."

Everyone except Jon is pretty passive so I doubt they'll react much. Dam will act pissed.
 
CoolFool said:
Jon asks "Damien" if he wants to read the Bible, he says no, he's too tired and barely slept.

Is Damiel's name actually Damien? Why does Jon keep calling him that?

Edit: Also, where did Damiel sleep last night? I forgot they took his bed earlier.
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He slept in the b4 closet. Please keep doing this so he won’t have the energy to act out in an objectively comedic fashion.
 
Collections Agent said:
Frank said something along the lines of "I'm going to find you and beat you to death" lmao
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You're correct about that being said but I thought that was one of the first call-in people and not Frank or the hosts

Pisek said:
"Simmons you didn't think it was weird to have those hashtags and people in the comments are talking about trading pictures of kids" "Yeah I guess so"

He goes on explaining and someone chimes in "I might find you and beat you to death" he's not winning the audience over very much.
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Nguyen Van Phuoc said:
I wish the archives were a little bit better than they are now. For starters, the bedroom 3 archives are listed under bedroom 4 and vice versa, which still hasn't been fixed to this day. All of the files have this weird timestamp on them listed that doesn't seem to line up with Eastern Time (where the Fishtank house is) or the time zone I'm in, which makes it a pain to go through files and find a highlight that I missed out on. This is made even worse by the fact that all of the files have issues with seeking, and I need to use Handbrake to convert them into a format where I can just seek through and find the moment I want to watch. In addition, I noticed that not everything is being archived, and while I can understand this as a lot of the footage is of nothing happening, I noticed that sometimes decently sized snippets of conversations or other interesting things end up missing. I tried to watch Letty cry to Vance about "right wing nazi incel chuds" or whatever after being BTFOd by Jon, and while I was able to get the biggest soundbites, like Letty complaining about men not taking responsibility, a lot of her seething was lost.
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If im not mistaken, The archive recordings are set off by motion detection and then recorded to the SD. this unfortunately causes the issues of some convo's getting lost but theres honestly not much they could do besides turning up the sensitivity i don't think, because looking through actual 24 hour mkv's would be suicide inducing and even if they heighten the sensitivity they have to worry about if they are going to check the archive the next day and there's like a gig and a half of dust orbs recorded on infared.
 
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Seems like Frank Hassle would just be a more obnoxious and less funny Jason Goldstriker. I think the crew thought that kind of thing would work in the beginning, but the dynamic has changed so much it is basically guaranteed to fall flat.

That said, now that everyone has their expectations, they can be subverted. I’m not holding my breath waiting for something clever to come from internet retards, though.
 
Josie once again proving she's more responsible than the other women in the tank. Letty can only think with her pussy and Hog sleeping still.
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CoolFool said:
I don't know shit about Frank Hassle, other than the two videos I found online. It looks like his whole bit is being as annoying and confrontational as possible, with the goal being to generate maximum lulz when people react angrily or lash out violently.

With this in mind, how exactly will this play out in the fishtank? The fisttank is a very different environment compared to going to a random public place with people you've never met before. The fisttank is full of people who know who Frank is, or at least know he's a guy that's going to come there and cause "chaos", so it's not like they're going to be surprised or confused as to what is happening like strangers in public would. They will simply see another staged annoyance and put up with it. And the staff have already made it clear you can't get physical on the show, so Frank won't be able to touch the fish or vice versa.

Added to all of the above, we have seen multiple times that the staff will step in if someone gets too upset. So even if Frank does somehow manage to upset the fish, it's not like he will be allowed to continue. If Jon ends up sperging out or crying again then we'll see Frank go from annoying the fish to hugging it out.

I don't know. I feel like the best case scenario is that Jon actually ends up annoying the shit out of Frank.
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I get the feeling that Frank will have instructions from Hyde on who he can/cannot target to the extreme.
With that in mind, I think Letty is going to absolutely cop it.
The other alternative is Vance because he's a full on cuck. And Frank mostly targets beta males who get annoyed easily, which first the bill.
If the feeling is 'Sylvia is going to leave anyway' then it could get absolutely brutal there. But I think Josie and Jon will be protected species, and he will have a particular target in mind with the view that they will be next to leave anyway.
 
Grindolyn said:
I get the feeling that Frank will have instructions from Hyde on who he can/cannot target to the extreme.
With that in mind, I think Letty is going to absolutely cop it.
The other alternative is Vance because he's a full on cuck. And Frank mostly targets beta males who get annoyed easily, which first the bill.
If the feeling is 'Sylvia is going to leave anyway' then it could get absolutely brutal there. But I think Josie and Jon will be protected species, and he will have a particular target in mind with the view that they will be next to leave anyway.
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Vance follows frank on instagram so i think he's well aware of franks antics, Not sure if that makes it harder to hassle him or if that will make frank just go harder on him.
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Also anyone else think Ben should've been the plant instead of Damiel?
 
Noble Redditor said:
It's almost sad that the life she has to return to is just playing video games at her mom's house. The time spent in the Fish Tank will have absolutely no impact on her routine. A sixty day span, completely meaningless like it didn't happen at all.
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It's kind of surprising that Eastern European immigrant parents would allow their daughter to become such a useless do nothing who doesn't even know how to do laundry or wipe down a counter. I guess they really did assimilate fast.

Maybe they tried but she's just hopeless and they gave up.
 
Collections Agent said:
Unless I had a really vivid fever dream Simmons was actually on a podcast with Frank IIRC and when Simmons was trying to justify his books and videos Frank said something along the lines of "I'm going to find you and beat you to death" lmao
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No fever dream that happened once Simmons was out he went into a discord call to clear his name and Frank joined.

Mauro is also going back and forth with Frank on Twitter too basically being like maybe if you keep kissing ass they will finally let you in the house etc which is funny to see.
 
CoolFool said:
I don't know shit about Frank Hassle, other than the two videos I found online. It looks like his whole bit is being as annoying and confrontational as possible, with the goal being to generate maximum lulz when people react angrily or lash out violently.

With this in mind, how exactly will this play out in the fishtank? The fisttank is a very different environment compared to going to a random public place with people you've never met before. The fisttank is full of people who know who Frank is, or at least know he's a guy that's going to come there and cause "chaos", so it's not like they're going to be surprised or confused as to what is happening like strangers in public would. They will simply see another staged annoyance and put up with it. And the staff have already made it clear you can't get physical on the show, so Frank won't be able to touch the fish or vice versa.

Added to all of the above, we have seen multiple times that the staff will step in if someone gets too upset. So even if Frank does somehow manage to upset the fish, it's not like he will be allowed to continue. If Jon ends up sperging out or crying again then we'll see Frank go from annoying the fish to hugging it out.

I don't know. I feel like the best case scenario is that Jon actually ends up annoying the shit out of Frank.
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hes going to come in and complete damiels sissy transformation as dr don wario
 
afternoon_tea said:
It's kind of surprising that Eastern European immigrant parents would allow their daughter to become such a useless do nothing who doesn't even know how to do laundry or wipe down a counter.
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any female named letty can’t cook… all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
 
I'm not sure if Josie knows what's she's doing with that balloon in her shirt or not... She's surely been on DeviantArt.
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curbside2 said:
Letty arguably is worse off than Josie. I'm convinced that her parents fucked her up. She's lacking even the most basic survival tools. I'd like to see what they're like.
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I find it quite alarming that she's the least capable in a house full of maladjusted people. I now wonder how she's gotten this far in life. lolno, I lied, she probably just opened her legs to get by.
 
afternoon_tea said:
It's kind of surprising that Eastern European immigrant parents would allow their daughter to become such a useless do nothing who doesn't even know how to do laundry or wipe down a counter. I guess they really did assimilate fast.

Maybe they tried but she's just hopeless and they gave up.
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Didn't someone say Letty was raped by her uncle or something as a teen? If so, then this kid has a lot of issues. Sexually abused, clearly has an ED, has a creepy stalker ex, and it appears she rarely interacted with people outside of online/discord before the fishtank.

I'm wondering if the parents didn't teach her shit because they didn't want to put pressure on her due to sexual abuse/ED. It's not uncommon for parents to act this way, as if their child will break if they give them any discipline. Unfortunately, that kind of parenting doesn't do your kid any good long term, as we can clearly see with Letty here.
 
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