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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
John Egbert BD said:
Absolutely no fucking way!!! That is insane! Does anyone know which stream that is?
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The story according to Burt is that they formed an Eiffel Tower of faggotry, but it didn't go further because Connor wanted to fuck the tranny but not Burt, because apparently Connor was the kind of fag that argues that he's not gay because it's a woman! Leading to a shit ton of drama, including Burt revealing that Connor apparently had a tranny only grindr profile.
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Legendary drop from Burt's Instagram of Connor's Grindr profile. In the drop, Burt confirms he hooked up with Connor the night of the stream.



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Flat Web said:
Connor shares some messages from Burt

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L / A
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There's another great one that he posted, Burt apparently called Connor's workplace to out him as a tranny chaser, and he is now accusing Burt of trying to "Tyler Clementi" him, which according to sneedchat researchers was a gay kid who killed himself after getting outed :story:. At least he's coming out as gay now.
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Update on Connor's tweets, he's deleted the ones where he played into the joke of him being a faggot. Too bad they're archived!

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"I'm gonna tell everyone on live about your trans sex addiction, dildos, multicolored wigs, leather gloves, lube, poppers, 45-minute douching routine, AND the fact that we met before at The Monster, the gay bar in NYC! Your ENTIRE secret life is gonna come toa fucking end, bitch!"

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Connor's alleging that the tranny rejected Burt for having a too small dick and being smelly
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Burt just doxed the tranny :story:
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Burt just got a double kill, calling trannies "dudes playing dress-up" :story:
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Burt will be streaming in around 2.5 hours
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Burt's been active on the Fishtank reddit today:
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1. Honest and trustworthy? Absolutely—he lied to me and the entire FishTank audience without even breaking a sweat. That takes real integrity.

2. Respectful of others’ property? Of course—he only stole my testosterone (and maybe more), because apparently, being a kleptomaniac is part of his charm.

3. Supportive of sobriety? Totally—he sabotaged mine by manipulating me into breaking it, but hey, what’s sobriety when Connor’s busy being a positive influence?

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Kitty Cat Man said:
still waiting for vincent gallo to ruin his life and make an appearance on fishtank.

let a wigga dream.
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Dasha Nekrasova is another "celebrity" who has completely lost her career and is connected to the circles sam is at, they should dump her in fishtank too, might be her only chance at being funny
 
>-Ack! said:
Dasha Nekrasova is another "celebrity" who has completely lost her career and is connected to the circles sam is at, they should dump her in fishtank too, might be her only chance at being funny
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Then bring Nick Mullen on to shit in her pussy
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Burt gets kinda old but his obsession with dumb as fuck acronyms cracks me up every time. He really thinks hes doing something lol
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If you piss Burt off, he'll make a gay acronym out of your name. It's one of the powers he gained when he became Gold Burt.
 
I actually wouldn't put any stock that Taylor is making any money.
For shitposting purposes I pocket watched her when a lot of her simps got annoying on /ftl/ (this was last year prior to the breakup), wish I had way more of the math but Taylor makes not a lot of money.

Her twitch would sometimes go hours at a time before a new sub or donation would kick in. Her chat is also mostly a lot of moderators (which my understanding isn't great). Looking at her page now she hasn't even streamed in over 6 months either LMAO
At the time she had a tracker for her monthly subscribers, and adding all that over the course of a month of donations, she was pulling below minimum wage through Twitch. Which probably wouldn't be too bad if you didn't obviously have a gambling addiction.

She's popped off in a era of Instagram reels where they don't pay shit (zero) for views anymore. Which btw she hasn't uploaded a reel of her gambling since April of 2025. So the "massive views" dried up super fast even though it was her mostly losing money while not even getting paid for it (Sad!)

Now she does have a (((sponsor))) in Rainbet.
Turns out though it's just a commission affiliate link, where you mostly make money if your simps are making money (lol)

Thank god her new boyfriend is apparently rich? I don't know. The little goblin freak Taylor though is lucky she got two guys with a paycheck because this once Florida gutter run off was destined to flip at What-A-Burger and suck dick for a ciggy at Publix.
 
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