Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Oddity]

if we want to get anywhere, we’d need to actually verify if she was attention whoring, and get ANYTHING on her pre-chris.

This - how was the info found? That's what we need to know.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Or put up “have you seen this woman?” pictures and set out a cash-prize.

This is not a good idea, and nobody should even attempt it.

Flutter's not a missing child, wanted criminal, or disappeared relative. This diminishes the effectiveness of looking for people who actually need to be found.

Weening is bad enough, but soliciting others to do it for money is easily one of the worst forms of it.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Flutter's not a missing child, wanted criminal, or disappeared relative.

This program is about unsolved lolcow identities.
Whenever possible, weens have fucked up every opportunity to get a good fucking picture.
What you're about to see is not a news broadcast.​

Starting in 2023 this woman, nicknamed "Flutter", was spotted in Virginia and Finland while accompanying former honor roll student Christian Weston Chandler. To this day this woman has thwarted all attempts at being identified by both Reddit and Kiwi Farms even after over a dozen pictures were taken of her.

Join me tonight. You may be able to solve a mystery.

 

[James Brown]

holy fuck, this might actually be it

You face-blind faggots are exhausting. Sorry, but this isn't even a question up for debate. Look at the eyes and nose. Look at the hair texture and chin to cheek distance. Look at the way she dresses and does her hair, because those aren't things a woman radically shifts (such as being a nondescript prudish STEM girl to a weird anime-con foid).

This kind of stuff is verging on deliberate derailment.

Nah that appears to be someone who actually has a life
Can't be flutter

This needs to be pinned in the mind of anyone trying to ID flutter. She is NOT going to be anyone even close the normalcy/mental stability of the woman just put forward.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Flutter has blue eyes, as detailed in the OP. Her ear also looks pierced to me in the Walmart photo, albeit without anything in it.

The face just doesn't look right.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I think that in the future we should just post one or two pics of the Flutter candidate, with no other personal info. If most of us agree that she actually looks like her then our kiwi sleuth can share whatever else they have found.

And always remember to archive everything beforehand.

 

[Syntaxion]

I think that in the future we should just post one or two pics of the Flutter candidate, with no other personal info. If most of us agree that she actually looks like her then our kiwi sleuth can share whatever else they have found.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

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None if us would have been suprised if blue spike had gotten Chris to bang a cabbage patch doll.

 

[King Kiwi]

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My God.

It's her. You've done it at last.

 

[Ericson]

My God.

It's her. You've done it at last.

lol, you baited me.

 

[Sweet Ch1llie]

So she's some sort of cryptid and we can't identify her?

Or perhaps, Chris-Chan was right all along and she is an OC he (or Sockness) created and the merge is complete, thus we can see her!

 

[alphabetnigger]

Vampires can't see themselves in the mirror.
But there are no vampires in Finland according to AI
"Finnish folklore doesn't include vampires as much as it does witches and unusual burial customs. However, Finnish folk legend Väinämöinen is a character in the novel Hammered by Kevin Hearne, which also features a vampire.

In Nordic mythology, the Draugr is a creature similar to a vampire, but the word originally meant "ghost". It was believed that the body of the dead was a Draugr, and there are differing views on whether the deceased person's soul and personality remained within the Draugr. "

She might be a draugr, though

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

She might be a draugr, though

Are you blind?

Flutter looks nothing like a draugr.

 

[King Metalia]

holy fuck, this might actually be it

Bitch doesn't look like a good damn cabbage patch doll. There's no way that's her.

 

[Tracer from Overwatch]

What is stopping the weens, besides money, from staking out the praetors house like the world's shittiest fbi agents in the hit movie matilda???? Wouldn't that crack the case?

Spoiler

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

What is stopping the weens, besides money, from staking out the praetors house like the world's shittiest fbi agents in the hit movie matilda???? Wouldn't that crack the case?

Spoiler

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Why don’t you volunteer to do it champ.

 

[Marty Robbins]

This tiny Finnish cryptid is so mysterious it's like she was designed specifically to piss off the CWC autists that need to chronical everything about him.

 

[King Kiwi]

What is stopping the weens, besides money, from staking out the praetors house like the world's shittiest fbi agents in the hit movie matilda???? Wouldn't that crack the case?

Spoiler

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Oh guns, security systems, dogs and any other various weapons Caden might own.

I'm assuming you mean Caden.

Even if he doesn't know how to shoot a gun, his mother might.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

This needs to be pinned in the mind of anyone trying to ID flutter. She is NOT going to be anyone even close the normalcy/mental stability of the woman just put forward.

This. Big time. Even if you’re in Europe where a higher education is less expensive than the US, you aren’t going to put that kind of effort into starting and building career just to throw it away just to put it at risk by hanging out with an American mother raping tard tranny who shits himself.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

This. Big time. Even if you’re in Europe where a higher education is less expensive than the US, you aren’t going to put that kind of effort into starting and building career just to throw it away just to put it at risk by hanging out with an American mother raping tard tranny who shits himself.

you greatly underestimate the insanity of some people
a person can and will absolutely build a career, only to then find that they would rather be hanging out with a lolcow

i'm also still not 100% certain she knows the full extent of his history, part of me still believes she's in the dark
i mean hell, even if she DID start reading through the wiki in like 2020 or something at most, you can't even truly glean the most of it the same way you could've seeing it all unfold in real time, being summarized on a buncha web pages makes it feel insignificant to a newfag