Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

The Flutter photo without the watermark, from Reddit
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King Kiwi said:
I was wondering where you were.

We need to stop analyzing gravel and stop Chris from abusing cats again.
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I am here. It's just that I have a life, plus do not want to give people ammo against me.
I also found some more stuff. Interesting stuff.
The place is P.A.W., or Pet & Aquatic Warehouse (as deduced by the store logos on the items), located at 2408 Wards Road, VA. It has multiple departments (basically store sections), and the one in the pics (which we now have a mark-free source of, posting it here because the first guy hadn't) is the Pets & Dogs Department.
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More pics got posted on Reddit from the Reptile Department, again suggesting the reason for visiting is gravel. In the pics tho, they're staring at dead rats. Unless they got a snake, I do not suspect that's related to Chris having pets.
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Does anyone know anything about the graphic t-shirt Flutter is wearing?

It may be able to give us more information about her if it's related to a band or a show or something like that and not just a generic fashion brand.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Does anyone know anything about the graphic t-shirt Flutter is wearing?

It may be able to give us more information about her if it's related to a band or a show or something like that and not just a generic fashion brand.
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That's a good point, but I never did it because I franly suck at it.
Though do keep in mind these two were spotted shopping at Goodwill.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I am here. It's just that I have a life, plus do not want to give people ammo against me.
I also found some more stuff. Interesting stuff.
The place is P.A.W., or Pet & Aquatic Warehouse (as deduced by the store logos on the items), located at 2408 Wards Road, VA. It has multiple departments (basically store sections), and the one in the pics (which we now have a mark-free source of, posting it here because the first guy hadn't) is the Pets & Dogs Department.
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More pics got posted on Reddit from the Reptile Department, again suggesting the reason for visiting is gravel. In the pics tho, they're staring at dead rats. Unless they got a snake, I do not suspect that's related to Chris having pets.
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A life? I didn't know people who frequented kiwi farms had a life. Fascinating.

Thank you for letting us know about the watermark free pics. Someone needs to ask if they heard any parsel tongue going on.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I am here. It's just that I have a life, plus do not want to give people ammo against me.
I also found some more stuff. Interesting stuff.
The place is P.A.W., or Pet & Aquatic Warehouse (as deduced by the store logos on the items), located at 2408 Wards Road, VA. It has multiple departments (basically store sections), and the one in the pics (which we now have a mark-free source of, posting it here because the first guy hadn't) is the Pets & Dogs Department.
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More pics got posted on Reddit from the Reptile Department, again suggesting the reason for visiting is gravel. In the pics tho, they're staring at dead rats. Unless they got a snake, I do not suspect that's related to Chris having pets.
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is chris' hair growing back better? it looks fuller and a darker color
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
The place is P.A.W., or Pet & Aquatic Warehouse (as deduced by the store logos on the items), located at 2408 Wards Road, VA.
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That's right next to the River Ridge mall and the Walmart Chris is always going to. Also near Liberty University. He literally cannot function without being in immediate proximity to a mall or college.
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Look at that huge forehead. He's unable to grow hair from the top of his head to cover it. The receding hairline in the front is probably already mating with his baldspot.

In the near future:
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Pickle Inspector said:
I dunno, looks kind of grey at the back to me, and wasn’t Chris’s natural hair colour brown and not black?:
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And a photo of Chris’s hair from 2012 (Taken from https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hair#Condition):
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those two colors look like they could be similar depending on the lighting and condition
whereas chris mightve previously neglected washing his hair in the past, the bottom pic seeming like its taken on a good day, now it looks like he might be washing it too often and too roughly, its very wild and dry looking
but it does look fuller than when he had the bog lady color
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I suspect this is something Chris does on the regular. All of his "driveway gravel" is basically aquarium rocks.
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While I am all for Chris facing consequences for his antics, scams included (not from a moral standpoint, it's just funnier because he chimps the fuck out), whoever buys driveway gravel rightly deserves to be scammed. More so if they buy it from someone as vile as Chris.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
While I am all for Chris facing consequences for his antics, scams included (not from a moral standpoint, it's just funnier because he chimps the fuck out), whoever buys driveway gravel rightly deserves to be scammed. More so if they buy it from someone as vile as Chris.
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i must have missed out on something because until this moment i had no idea chris sold driveway gravel
what the fuck
 
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