Friday Night Funkin - Getting freaky on a friday night

Did the folks at /funkg/ make this? They wanted to make a mod based on a webm of a baby being killed by his mother at some point just for "the edge" factor, so I would not be surprised.​
I only needed the description to feel significantly uncomfortable. It's likely that it is, but the idea that some random guy (who probably also likes Sonic.EXE) made it is just as possible.
 
Ninjamuffin99 is being stoned to death on Shitter for being a pedophile because he upvoted a lewd image of a barefoot Hatsune Miku once. I don't have a dog in this fight but I think that underage Twitter autists are overreacting because this isn't some Giggly Goonclown tier shit to be honest. Oh well, at least the leaf got the millions he wanted.

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I say I'd feel bad, but this is exactly what he deserves for cultivating one of the most autistic and retarded fanbases full of genderspecial, nostalgiatranny toddlers of the 2020s.
Enjoy those 2 million dollars you canuck faggot.
 
Jeff of course is pissy that people aren't happy the full FNF game isn't out yet. With how much crap they over promised.
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I assume the drama youtuber in question is Sully who made a video on the fact that they basically haven't shared anything about the game since they got funded
Since the video dropped, I assume a lot of people realized they actually backed the Kickstarter and the comments are much more negative than they were prior. Select comments:
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(Why don't they just share the KS password...?)
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(This guy may actually be the Michael Superbacker of FNF)
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As for the blog itself (which the Kickstarter claims has weekly updates!), it had weekly updates from January to April, then they just stopped writing updates with any kind of consistency. It also doesn't link from the Kickstarter page properly (it's a redirect loop :story:).
Every update prior to the new one is just bitching and self-masturbatory drivel, so I never thought it's useful enough to archive and mention its contents. The new one(s) are about:
The new chart editor - https://funkin.me/blog/2024-02-23/ (A)
The most notable thing in the update is, of course, the chart editor, but they also drop this snippet:
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I'm assuming here that the "Newgrounds Fangame" is facing an insane scope creep with story, lore and stuff and they don't want to reveal anything because it'd spoil people. It is, of course, a convenient excuse to not share anything concrete about the game still (like that vertical slice demo that was promised to release, what, 2 years ago)?
News about KS reward fulfillment - https://funkin.me/blog/2024-03-03/ (A)
It's just about the (very late) KS rewards like the pins and the physical OSTs. The shirt are not even being manufactured yet.
Like I said earlier, the rest of the blog is just pointless bitching so I see no value in adding it to the post. Ninjamuffin's teehee le internet funny writing style is also making my skin crawl. Maybe they'll keep a somewhat consistent schedule now that they've been called out, but I wouldn't bet money on it. This game is never coming out.
 
Jeff of course is pissy that people aren't happy the full FNF game isn't out yet. With how much crap they over promised.
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How the fuck does a 2d DDR game you're meant to play with your arrow keys take this long to develop when it was given an actual budget? The modding community is evidence enough a couple dozen dedicated fans could've completed the project for them by now. It's just pathetic.
 
Jeff of course is pissy that people aren't happy the full FNF game isn't out yet. With how much crap they over promised.
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People gave Ninja and Co money to fund their game, and they haven't gotten an update for said game in years. And he's asking them to be nicer? Yeah no, he needs to fuck off this that shit. This isn't drama. Money is involved and people are accusing the devs of being scammers. Not surprise a faggot like him, who spends more time crying on twitter then working on his game is defending this bullshit.
 
At some point it should have occurred to them to pump the brakes on the Kickstarter before accepting such a huge truckload of money. Even still, just release something, anything! Even a shit product is indefinitely better than ghosting the entire fanbase for more than two years. People were happy with the meager updates before, so why be so gun shy now?

Speaking of edgy, it took me a shamefully long time to find out about the secret song in the latest Tails Gets Trolled update. It's accessible by scrolling far, far down the freeplay list. Gave me a giggle.
 
So Friday Night Funkin just smashed expectations on Kickstarter far exceeding the goal of $60,000:
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Which means that it currently meets it's stretch goals as follows:
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And here's the team working on it and the head of the team that I totally don't want to physically assault in a game of Boxing Match on Roblox:
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I'm placing my bets this game is going to end in disaster.
>ninjamuffin is an asshole
>ninjamuffin rejected my ideas
>ninjamuffin is lazy
>ninjamuffin grooms kids
>ninjamuffin sent me sexually charged texts
>ninjamuffin doesn't know how to manage money
>ninjamuffin, this is MY project, not yours
>ninjamuffin isn't diverse enough
>ninjamuffin's cast is so white
>ninjamuffin, where's the LGBT characters?
>ninjamuffin is sexist why are all his characters so sexually charged?
>ninjamuffin is a racist because he is
>ninjamuffin is a terrible leader
>ninjamuffin got into an altercation with me at work

(these are headlines I'm predicting that are going to come out when a fellow employee throws him under the bus speaks out)
Call me Nostradamus because I knew this was going to fail. That’s yet another gaming prediction I made that came true. The other was that the trailer for Day Before was bullshit.
 
Call me Nostradamus because I knew this was going to fail.
Failure is tough to gauge with this. Some projects from Kickstarter took 7~ years to complete and were well received when it happened. Granted the projects I have in mind had devs that were far more transparent about their progress/processes during them years but still, hit me with the rainbow because I don't think they're down and out yet.
 
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Even a shit product is indefinitely better than ghosting the entire fanbase for more than two years. People were happy with the meager updates before, so why be so gun shy now?
We're past the two year anniversary of a supposed vertical slice update being announced and coming up on the two year anniversary of the same being delayed indefinitely:
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Local copy of the video:

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I've seen people say that they're reluctant to release stuff because their shit just gets traced and a mod is made out of it (there are a metric fuckton of Darnell mods on Gamebanana). Guess they don't wanna be the bad guy to send take down notices to "people who made them what they are", so instead they just share basically nothing. On that note, I'm sure someone already made or is making full versions of the recently shared Erect remixes and mods to go along with them. As an aside, a couple of Kawai's shared Erect remixes have also been available on his Youtube channel for the past 1-2 years.
Granted the projects I have in mind had devs that were far more transparent about their progress/processes during them years but still, hit me with the rainbow because I don't think they're down and out yet.
From what it seems like, what's holding up development is the creative side, not the actual programming and development stuff - the blogs they shared recently were very informative and juicy on the technical side, but it's basically fuck-all for a DDR game that has been in (supposed) active development since 2020~ish.
 
I don't know absolutely shit about video game development, but if I had been ninjamuffin, I would have made a patreon where those who paid could see the progress of the game instead of a fucking blog and kickstarter.
A smart enterprise would cap off the income knowing full well they can't handle projects of proportionally bloated magnitude.
 
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