torching an entire wiki in the hopes of ridding themselves of one pest seems excessive
I respect the work you do, but Molay reminds me of the phrase in Jurassic Park: "Autism, uh, finds a way".
It is his basic nature to not stop, it's not even a conscious choice, nature wired him this way. All the autistic cows are naturally that way, just like being a stand up, decent guy comes naturally to you. Frankly it's a good thing (for us, not the cows) because if they stopped we'd have nothing to laugh at.
So my suggestion is to simply try to enjoy being the autistic Batman to his autistic Joker, and enjoy the fact that we have autistic Bane in the form of
@Null providing a spot to observe it all. Wouldn't being a wikisperg be a different experience if everything went smoothly? It'd feel like a cheap video game simulation rather than the chaos of humanity.
When you accept life's difficulties without coveting pleasures you find your problems disappear because the idea that they are problems is all in your mind/perception.