Game of Thrones Thread

I simply bought this a couple of days ago etc

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If the children did all that, then why did they just hang out in the cave forever until Bran came by? Is he part of their revenge?
As far as the story goes, and it's been a while since I've read the books. I think the remnants that are with Bran are literally the last 8 or 9 of them that surrounded themselves around the Greenseer.

There is some weird magic that surrounds the cave that they maintain, which keeps the white walkers out, but ironically seals them in. There hasn't been much explanation past that point, and the series dropped the Bran/warg story line after the last of them get eliminated rescuing him once he becomes the new Greenseer.

As for the books, Bran is still in the cave IIRC, so likely GRRM will give more info on the actual history, when he gets around to actually writing the books. 🌈🌈🌈
The Others in the books and the White Walkers in the show are almost certainly totally different things in terms of origin anyway. Just like the Children's motives.

Are you getting the white walkers origin stuff from one of the supplement books GRRM shits out instead of continuing Dany's Diarrhea Diatribe?
The Others being created by the Children of the Forest is purely a show invention.
 
Thinking back, its funny how D&D undercut their own narrative by having Ollie kill Ygritte at Castle Black. Its clear now that Ygritte's death was supposed to foreshadow and mirror Dany's death, and that the guilt over (probably) killing Ygritte was meant to play a large part in Jon's reluctance to act against Dany.

Oh well, at least we got that amazing Potato Boy arc.

No fucking way dude, they killed GOT and now they're going to kill LOTR?

Hollywood is incredible. You do one good thing and you can sign enough deals to coast off that for the next ten years.
 
The military piece representing the Dothraki?

Maybe, but it's still weird they'd include that. Like wtf. Is someone honestly going to collect all the figures out there just to set them up by in a table with a map of Westeros to simulate a scene from the show that bombed in the end?
 
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Maybe, but it's still weird they'd include that. Like wtf. Is someone honestly going to collect all the figures out there just to set them up by in a table with a map of Westeros to simulate a scene from the show that bombed in the end?
I just imagined a hardcore fan of the atrocious last season setting out to collect all the figures and then, 10 or so years from now, he looks over his map and his miniatures, then realizes in utter shock that the pieces for Euron's fleet are missing. So he murmurs to himself "Geez, I totally forgot about Euron's fleet". Then he cries.
 
No fucking way dude, they killed GOT and now they're going to kill LOTR?

You've got the extended editions which is like what, 11-12 hours total? I just don't see a need. Jackson did it with such love and passion. I feel like it doesn't lend itself to a show.

But whatever. Maybe they're like "Well, all the books are already there, so its not like they have to work off cliffnotes and fuck it up." Oh yeah, trust these two faggots who crammed like 2 and a half books into one season, marking the downfall of the show when HBO would have given them anything. Once something gets too hard they give the fuck up and walk away. They basically knew they could do whatever they wanted and went 'lol fuck the audience we're bored and out of here'.

And no shocker they didn't show up to ComicCon. Those fucks would have got pelted with batteries and had chairs thrown at them. Game of Thrones was fucking booed lol. If they went there it would have made the 'Walk of Shame' look like a leisurely stroll.
 
You've got the extended editions which is like what, 11-12 hours total? I just don't see a need. Jackson did it with such love and passion. I feel like it doesn't lend itself to a show.

But whatever. Maybe they're like "Well, all the books are already there, so its not like they have to work off cliffnotes and fuck it up." Oh yeah, trust these two faggots who crammed like 2 and a half books into one season, marking the downfall of the show when HBO would have given them anything. Once something gets too hard they give the fuck up and walk away. They basically knew they could do whatever they wanted and went 'lol fuck the audience we're bored and out of here'.

And no shocker they didn't show up to ComicCon. Those fucks would have got pelted with batteries and had chairs thrown at them. Game of Thrones was fucking booed lol. If they went there it would have made the 'Walk of Shame' look like a leisurely stroll.

From what I understand, the LOTR show is supposed to cover Aragorn's early life (bear in mind he's about 90 during the events of the War of the Ring) which there's relatively little documentation on. He clearly learned how to ranger and kindled his romance with Arwen (and hung out with her brothers, if memory serves) but it's a fairly open premise.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
From what I understand, the LOTR show is supposed to cover Aragorn's early life (bear in mind he's about 90 during the events of the War of the Ring) which there's relatively little documentation on. He clearly learned how to ranger and kindled his romance with Arwen (and hung out with her brothers, if memory serves) but it's a fairly open premise.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

With that in mind, what's the likliehood of him taking it up the ass from Legolas and getting pregnant, as per the sick dreams of millions of teenager girls who spent way too much time on fanfic.net?
 
We all know the final episode of game of thrones was nominated for an emmy. But you want to know the best part?

.....they have to put the script up there. And my friends....oh my fucking christ.

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This is fanfic tier ahahahah.

"Drogon burning the throne was symbolic of the power of Westeros being...."

"No, he's just a fucking dumb animal that got mad."

"Uhh...ok, well, surely Jon and Sansa feel for Arya going We-"

"No, Jon and Sansa don't know the cardinal directions that's why they're confused."

"Hey now, Dany's performance is nuanced and she's both good and-"

"The writers describe her as literally Satan."

Any shill's asshole is completely BTFOed. This is fucking hilarious. And yes, this is 100% real. These are screencaps I cut and pasted out of them. Read for yourself:


This is amazing. Hope you boys like your LOTR series and your Star Wars cause D&D are a coming lol.
 
We all know the final episode of game of thrones was nominated for an emmy. But you want to know the best part?

.....they have to put the script up there. And my friends....oh my fucking christ.

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This is fanfic tier ahahahah.

"Drogon burning the throne was symbolic of the power of Westeros being...."

"No, he's just a fucking dumb animal that got mad."

"Uhh...ok, well, surely Jon and Sansa feel for Arya going We-"

"No, Jon and Sansa don't know the cardinal directions that's why they're confused."

"Hey now, Dany's performance is nuanced and she's both good and-"

"The writers describe her as literally Satan."

Any shill's asshole is completely BTFOed. This is fucking hilarious. And yes, this is 100% real. These are screencaps I cut and pasted out of them. Read for yourself:


This is amazing. Hope you boys like your LOTR series and your Star Wars cause D&D are a coming lol.
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That's the fucking best. By that I mean that's the worst
 
We all know the final episode of game of thrones was nominated for an emmy. But you want to know the best part?

.....they have to put the script up there. And my friends....oh my fucking christ.

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This is fanfic tier ahahahah.

"Drogon burning the throne was symbolic of the power of Westeros being...."

"No, he's just a fucking dumb animal that got mad."

"Uhh...ok, well, surely Jon and Sansa feel for Arya going We-"

"No, Jon and Sansa don't know the cardinal directions that's why they're confused."

"Hey now, Dany's performance is nuanced and she's both good and-"

"The writers describe her as literally Satan."

Any shill's asshole is completely BTFOed. This is fucking hilarious. And yes, this is 100% real. These are screencaps I cut and pasted out of them. Read for yourself:


This is amazing. Hope you boys like your LOTR series and your Star Wars cause D&D are a coming lol.

If there's anyone here who knows anything about script writing, please explain: is it normal to put this kind of editorial commentary in a script, or were D&D just that far into ZFG mode?
 
If there's anyone here who knows anything about script writing, please explain: is it normal to put this kind of editorial commentary in a script, or were D&D just that far into ZFG mode?
No, absolutely not, Not even a comic/graphic novelist like Warren Elis would write like that unless he's going for satire but he's a much better writer than whoever wrote that garbage.
 
If there's anyone here who knows anything about script writing, please explain: is it normal to put this kind of editorial commentary in a script, or were D&D just that far into ZFG mode?

No. The closest analogue is Tarantino, whose scripts are like novels, but these are not Tarantino scripts. Even comparing them is an insult. Typically there are stage directions and things like that. Its very cut and dry usually.

If it were a normal script, you'd just go 'Jon and Sansa look at each other with a mixture of sadness and concern.' Again, its direction for the emotion of the actors. Not that they fucking failed geography. You'd also basically state matter-of-factly that Drogon burns the throne. Its literal garbage.

The only good thing is that I looked it up and they're not on LOTR.

No, absolutely not, Not even a comic/graphic novelist like Warren Elis would write like that unless he's going for satire but he's a much better writer than whoever wrote that garbage.

D&D wrote this
 
We all know the final episode of game of thrones was nominated for an emmy. But you want to know the best part?

.....they have to put the script up there. And my friends....oh my fucking christ.

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This is fanfic tier ahahahah.

"Drogon burning the throne was symbolic of the power of Westeros being...."

"No, he's just a fucking dumb animal that got mad."

"Uhh...ok, well, surely Jon and Sansa feel for Arya going We-"

"No, Jon and Sansa don't know the cardinal directions that's why they're confused."

"Hey now, Dany's performance is nuanced and she's both good and-"

"The writers describe her as literally Satan."

Any shill's asshole is completely BTFOed. This is fucking hilarious. And yes, this is 100% real. These are screencaps I cut and pasted out of them. Read for yourself:


This is amazing. Hope you boys like your LOTR series and your Star Wars cause D&D are a coming lol.
That script is just... *chef's kiss*

I'm so glad these two, in their hubris, submitted this episode for an Emmy.
 
No. The closest analogue is Tarantino, whose scripts are like novels, but these are not Tarantino scripts. Even comparing them is an insult. Typically there are stage directions and things like that. Its very cut and dry usually.

If it were a normal script, you'd just go 'Jon and Sansa look at each other with a mixture of sadness and concern.' Again, its direction for the emotion of the actors. Not that they fucking failed geography. You'd also basically state matter-of-factly that Drogon burns the throne. Its literal garbage.

The only good thing is that I looked it up and they're not on LOTR.



D&D wrote this
I assumed as much. Do you think they'll be at the award show when these trinkets are handed out?
 
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