Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[lynx]

you're fucked if you think I'm going to go onto another thread and get ridiculed.

well he's definitely got a more level head on him than most cows, except for the whole fucking cars thing

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Hello Ian,

I'm a member of an online community called the Kiwi Farms that centers around the discussion of unique individuals such as yourself.

I was wondering if you would be interested in signing up and answering some questions about yourself and your art in this thread.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/

Cheers!


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Half-dude said the following:

Why the fuck would I be interested in entertaining a bunch of assholes? I don't know what your game is here, coming up here all professional and courteous when the top post is calling me a fucking neckbeard. What the fuck is your problem??

Sure, if this wasn't yet another forum populated by self-righteous, conformist, hypocritical trolls yeah I probably would come and answer some questions. Not sure why I'm the one getting flack for the whole of the Objectum Sexual community all the sudden. But I'm just now weeding through the assholes that bled over from the Cringe Channel, and you're fucked if you think I'm going to go onto another thread and get ridiculed.

Maybe you should spend more time making sure your forum users follow your own site's damn rules about courtesy.

My second reply:

We're not cringe channel, we're not 8chan.

We honestly don't give a shit if you want to fuck cars as long as you're chill with us, we're just curious is all.

However, you're kind of being a dick to me when all I did was let you know about the thread and politely ask if you'd like to join and clarify some things.

Also keep in mind that we're not the ones posting a bunch of fetish porn online and then freaking out when people have a fairly predictable reaction to it.

Also as a mechanic, I feel like I should mention the flicker in your dash is most likely caused by a bad ground in your cabin wiring harness and if you actually love Lilly you should get it diagnosed and repaired because it's a potential fire hazard.

 

[Rin]

Hello Ian,

I'm a member of an online community called the Kiwi Farms that centers around the discussion of unique individuals such as yourself.

I was wondering if you would be interested in signing up and answering some questions about yourself and your art in this thread.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/

Cheers!


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Half-dude said the following:

Why the fuck would I be interested in entertaining a bunch of assholes? I don't know what your game is here, coming up here all professional and courteous when the top post is calling me a fucking neckbeard. What the fuck is your problem??

Sure, if this wasn't yet another forum populated by self-righteous, conformist, hypocritical trolls yeah I probably would come and answer some questions. Not sure why I'm the one getting flack for the whole of the Objectum Sexual community all the sudden. But I'm just now weeding through the assholes that bled over from the Cringe Channel, and you're fucked if you think I'm going to go onto another thread and get ridiculed.

Maybe you should spend more time making sure your forum users follow your own site's damn rules about courtesy.

I know it frequently doesn't work out that way, given how well the SEO of this forum works, but this site is supposed to be about observing trolls, not mocking them to their face. It's one thing for them to discover it under their own power. It's another thing entirely to actively invite them. Please don't do this in the future.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

I know it frequently doesn't work out that way, given how well the SEO of this forum works, but this site is supposed to be about observing trolls, not mocking them to their face. It's one thing for them to discover it under their own power. It's another thing entirely to actively invite them. Please don't do this in the future.

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Actually, unless an admin or moderator asks me not to I'm pretty sure I'm within the rules.

Either way, I probably won't do it again because it's not really that interesting.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Forum Rules
Lolcows are bizarre people/groups/events, that are on the Internet, and respond negatively to people in a funny way. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber that isn't a drama queen.

• Be civil. Don't aggressively attack and insult the people or groups we talk about. Don't get emotionally charged over things that do not matter. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
• Make topic titles names and aliases. "Hunger Mythos" is better than "Girl that thinks she's a corgi". Keep them as brief as possible.
• Hide your Powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
• Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately.
• No trolling plans. Don't use this forum as a place to organize trolling efforts. We cannot control your behavior off-site, but expect to be banned and ridiculed if you do something embarrassing.
• Do not create topics about forum members. This extends to all existing and former members of the forum that were first discovered by their presence here. If you think they deserve one, ask staff first.

Actually, unless an admin or moderator asks me not to I'm pretty sure I'm within the rules.

Either way, I probably won't do it again because it's not really that interesting.

It's more of an unwritten rule then anything else.

 

[PacSol]

My Dumb rating is more of a Pedantic one: just because it's within the rules doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

 

[Duke Nukem]

My Dumb rating is more of a Pedantic one: just because it's within the rules doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

No list of rules can possibly cover every situation that will arise. It's best not to initiate contact, or, at the very least, let the lolcows know, of the existence of this place.

But hey, if they come here on their own, let 'em have it.

 

[MrMercury]

My Dumb rating is more of a Pedantic one: just because it's within the rules doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

I totally agree. To me, it seems that the general pattern for 'cows posting in their own thread is that: 1). they have too much of an ego not to, and 2). It results in a 100+ page blemish that never goes away. TJ Church was effectively forgotten about until he decided to necro his own thread (which at that point was three pages long and didn't have a response for three months.) If this guy doesn't want to join, he's probably making the right choice.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Forum Rules
Lolcows are bizarre people/groups/events, that are on the Internet, and respond negatively to people in a funny way. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber that isn't a drama queen.

• Be civil. Don't aggressively attack and insult the people or groups we talk about. Don't get emotionally charged over things that do not matter. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
• Make topic titles names and aliases. "Hunger Mythos" is better than "Girl that thinks she's a corgi". Keep them as brief as possible.
• Hide your Powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
• Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately.
• No trolling plans. Don't use this forum as a place to organize trolling efforts. We cannot control your behavior off-site, but expect to be banned and ridiculed if you do something embarrassing.
• Do not create topics about forum members. This extends to all existing and former members of the forum that were first discovered by their presence here. If you think they deserve one, ask staff first.

Actually, unless an admin or moderator asks me not to I'm pretty sure I'm within the rules.

Either way, I probably won't do it again because it's not really that interesting.

My god are you retarded haha

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I totally agree. To me, it seems that the general pattern for 'cows posting in their own thread is that: 1). they have too much of an ego not to, and 2). It results in a 100+ page blemish that never goes away. TJ Church was effectively forgotten about until he decided to necro his own thread (which at that point was three pages long and didn't have a response for three months.) If this guy doesn't want to join, he's probably making the right choice.

Exactly. If this dude is smart enough to not come here, then good on him.

 

[PacSol]

I totally agree. To me, it seems that the general pattern for 'cows posting in their own thread is that: 1). they have too much of an ego not to, and 2). It results in a 100+ page blemish that never goes away. TJ Church was effectively forgotten about until he decided to necro his own thread (which at that point was three pages long and didn't have a response for three months.) If this guy doesn't want to join, he's probably making the right choice.

Actually, there were only four posts. Not pages, posts. And the general consensus of those posts was "nah, he's weird, but he's not really a lolcow".

And then it blew up.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Exactly. If this dude is smart enough to not come here, then good on him.

I agree, I don't even think he's a lolcow. I just wondered what he'd do if someone showed him the thread, I figured he'd either come here and massively chimp out or tell me to go get bent.

Again, sorry for being massively fucking autistic. I'm coming from /cow/ and shit's a little bit different there.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

You know, it's kind of refreshing to see a cow that can stand up for himself without stomping over to the farms and screeching like a retarded orangutang. Good on you, carfucker.

 

[Surtur]

Don't summon cows to the forums, so many weens have been done that way.

 

[sonichuis44]

I totally agree. To me, it seems that the general pattern for 'cows posting in their own thread is that: 1). they have too much of an ego not to, and 2). It results in a 100+ page blemish that never goes away. TJ Church was effectively forgotten about until he decided to necro his own thread (which at that point was three pages long and didn't have a response for three months.) If this guy doesn't want to join, he's probably making the right choice.

Same with Iconoclast. His thread lay dormant with less than a page worth of posts for over a year before he reared his horrifically hairy head.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm sorry @TheUltimatePickle, but that was uncalled for. It's easier to mock the man (which, BTW, props for not being a pussy like so many who came before *cough Shanercough*) than it is to have him appear and make fools of both himself and us.

 

[Mrs Paul]

There's a trucker nuts joke in here somewhere.

 

[VJ 343]

While this man's response was defensive and rude he is clearly smart enough to know this will upset him and wants no part of it. Good move on his part.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

No one's posted most of his DA journals yet. I'm surprised. This one from a couple years ago stood out to me.

I'm practically certain that Half-dude was a loveshy-esque kid who got into cars to fill the void girls left in his life in a really strange and autistic way. This journal also shows how ass-backwards his mentality has gotten. He legitimately is deterred from approaching women because he's afraid his inanimate car girlfriend will be jealous.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Don't summon cows to the forums, so many cool guys have been done that way.

You guys need this as a forum rule.