Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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"Don't you get it? Now that the Capitol's been raided, we gotta go abroad, Dallas! These bastards won't leave us alone, and now it ain't just our cut, but it's their Payday! 3!"
 
I mentioned this in the Gunt subforum a month or so ago but its worth repeating here:

Having failed the score with Keffals, Gunt will now attempt to score with Liz Fong-Jones.
 
Joshua Moon is Transphobe of the Year

Chris gets out of jail and is homeless

Jace Connors escapes from a maximum security military stockade and takes a fat bong rip while doing motorcycle parkour like Eva from MGS3 and 4
 
Chris Chan will get out of jail only to go right back in after murdering Kengle for stealing Sonichu.

Keffals will go back to making pornography.

DSP will continue to exist.

Ethan Ralph will have a stroke on air and end up in a wheel chair only able to communicate through a bell.

Ethan Klein will flea to Israel after threatening to kill some politician. Alternatively Hila will divorce him and he will become a hero.

Wings will get divorced. Will finally have a heart attack.

Boogie will declare bankruptcy and shoot someone again for the views.
 
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- Patrick Tomlinson will be exposed a a weird fuck by that crime podcast and possibly out himself as a pedophile. Owen A will continue to fuck with him

- Rekieta will go full cow and wreck his car. He will accidentally infect a paramedic with his AIDS and be forced to settle

- Trump will make the news cycle again because the Russia-Ukraine shit will go sour for Biden

- Destiny will actually get his lawsuit going with Keffals. Might admit Null was right about Max Karson

- Elon Musk will continue to piss off many lolcows and some insane tranny will openly try to assassinate him.

- Jim will stream again after it turns out a Indian doctor purposefully fucking with him and misdiagnosing his problems

- Ralph will lose a foot to diabetes after refusing to admit it for most of the year

- PPP will MAID and Warski will go through a cycle again

- Null will marry a Serbian Christian woman and we will all notice his personality shift
 
My prediction for 2023 is that nothing will change. Nigger cattle will make new years resolutions to "lose weight" then get gym memberships and buy ineffective "fitness equipment" only to give up come February when stores are bombarded with Black History Month nigger dick-sucking trash.
 
New Variant of Covid. Russia and Ukraine work out a deal over land. Ralph Is alive but is not pulling a strong audience (losing relevance). Jims health takes a turn for the worse he will prob die 3rd or 4th quarter. PPP and Andy will still run their show but it will taper off and will only sit with under 1k viewers. KF's hits a big road block and Null thinks of moving on from the site.
 
I predict that every Kiwi will have one really wonderful moment during the year. Where all their problems are nothing but whisperers in the wind and that they can bask in the true beauty of life even if only for a bit.
 
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