Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Johnny Salami said:
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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs
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Dude looks like he'd crumble if he threw a good roundhouse kick, let alone got hit with one. Muscle doesn't make a fighter. It can help, but if you don't know how to actually throw a punch you're not gonna have a good time.
 
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Hwa? said:
If Sam and Hasan do actually fight, Hasan is probably going to end up with long term brain damage. Sam is going to beat the shit out of him
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This implies that Hasan already isn't brain damaged and that's a scary thought to think of how he could get worse. I hope Hyde continues to troll him on occasion, he doesn't need to now though, this is so funny it stands on it's own.

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
And didn't even actually apologize either.
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It's why I'm satisfied every time he embarrasses himself. Calling the first responders to protect him is the icing on the cake. I stay out of this thread to prevent a-logging since he's a spoilt asshole, but I know Hasan will slowly fade into irrelevance and maybe appear on reality TV shows when his commentary career is up. Glad he's making mistakes now when everyone can see him.

Ted Kaczynski said:
they are borderline psychopathic narcissists who want fame and glory.
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No need for borderline, we can go all in.
 
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SwanSwanson said:
The crap with him pussying out is actually how I found out about Hassan Piker. This was probably said before but if this guy had just taken the fight and lost he wouldn't be ridiculed so much. How much of a coward is he? His career is on the line now.
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Uncle Chunky Yogurt still bankrolling his ass tho
not to mention the twitch simps
 
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AMHOLIO said:
This implies that Hasan already isn't brain damaged and that's a scary thought to think of how he could get worse. I hope Hyde continues to troll him on occasion, he doesn't need to now though, this is so funny it stands on it's own.


It's why I'm satisfied every time he embarrasses himself. Calling the first responders to protect him is the icing on the cake. I stay out of this thread to prevent a-logging since he's a spoilt asshole, but I know Hasan will slowly fade into irrelevance and maybe appear on reality TV shows when his commentary career is up. Glad he's making mistakes now when everyone can see him.


No need for borderline, we can go all in.
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I dunno man, this man might cockroach his life through, like DSP.
 
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HasanAbi is the type of guy to piss himself over the following text
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TOTAL HASANABI DEATH
 
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Yeah I don't think it's the end of Hassan's career, however deserving. These e-celeb types have lines of obnoxious simps more than willing to throw endless amounts of cash at them, no matter what they do or say. Doesn't matter if he's caught being a coward, liar, hypocrite, fat, etc. The internet will explode for a few weeks, then things will calm back down and everything will continue on like nothing ever happened, so no he won't be closing his twitch.

Doesn't change the fact that him running to the cops scared of Sam Hyde like the little turkroach he is is the funniest shit; and seeing that pussy's ego get endlessly dragged through the shit will never not be satisfying.
 
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