Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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HAAAAAAAASSSAN!
DON'T CALL THE POPO, ITS JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE!
DON'T PUT HIM IN A SELF DEFENSE SITUATION!
HAAAAAAASSSSAN!
 
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So since this faggot hasan is liking tweets about people crying on twitter about kiwi farms and lucas tweeted to hasan thanking him for supporting the campaign to get kf shut down, that clearly means he reads his own thread right? I know he's mentioned kiwi farms out of the blue a couple of times before in the past.
 
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yourdadscumdumpster said:
So I can get all the billboards (8-10 depending on boundary used) surrounding Beverley Grove (Hasan's neighborhood) for around a month for $10k.

Every time he drives, no matter where he goes, he has to see a picture of the Candy Man saying "Hasan Abi... You're Next" Goldberg-style.
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Please be Notch. Please spend this cash for this joke.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
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I don't want to be crass and I'm not saying this as an insult, but I genuinely cannot find another word that adequately describes this:

Hassan kicks like a faggot.

Literally everything in his kick is wrong, he's flailing his arms because he has no balance, he's kicking with the shin instead of the instep meaning he's more likely to break his leg than hurt the opponent on a connected hit, the leg is bent instead of straight meaning it carries no force and he doesn't turn his pelvis meaning he has no momentum either, he looks like how someone who knows how to kick would mock immitate someone who can't.

How do you film something this embarassing and upload it without shame?

Jesus christ, I want to meet him in person just to show him how to do a proper fucking martelo because this is genuinely painful to watch.
 
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Oilspill Battery said:
I don't want to be crass and I'm not saying this as an insult, but I genuinely cannot find another word that adequately describes this:

Hassan kicks like a faggot.

Literally everything in his kick is wrong, the arm flailing, the lack of impact, the lack of momentum, kicking with the shin instead of the instep, the leg is bent instead of straight, the lack of pelvic movement, he looks like how someone who knows how to kick would mock immitate someone who can't. This is something my trainer would do to mock someone for "not even trying".

How do you film something this embarassing and upload it without shame?

Jesus christ, I want to meet him in person just to show him how to do a proper fucking martelo because this is genuinely painful to watch.
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He looks like he's doing a gay dance
 
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His kicks and generally the way he's acting in that video is only meant to look good and impressive, for his fans it's enough but anyone who ever threw a single kick at someone can tell he never fought or kicked anyone. I'm not an martial expert and I wasn't in many fights but first thing that's odd for me is how he's concentrating his entire weight on like front part of the feet while lifting heel. It just looks like an easy way to lose balance. Also I believe you're supposed to use your entire body weight and momentum to add more power to the kick. Otherwise it's just dance move that can maybe harm a toddler but not anyone else.
 
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