Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[AnOminous]

I can kind of believe it considering how blood thirsty they are but that means any legit nobody can stumble across a weapon and smelt it down into demon killing bullets. It kind of invalidates the hierarchy.

Someone named Carmilla Carmine (who hasn't showed up yet) apparently makes them in Hell.

 

[Whiskey]

Someone named Carmilla Carmine (who hasn't showed up yet) apparently makes them in Hell.

That opens up a ton of very interesting questions that I'm sure will never be addressed

Are demons,sinners,hellborn capable of manufacturing angelic weapons if given the components?

Do these weapons eclipse the standard arsenal of melee weapons Angels have access to?

Are the people who know how to do this free agents in hiding or kept under lock and key by royals since they could shatter the power structure of hell?

All this and more to be ignored for gay angst as I wonder why I don't just publish my own written works.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I cannot remember where, but someone had mentioned that his big rival and also someone who gained a lot of power was the one with the giant television for a head. He seems to be in the trailer for the new series on Netflix as a bigger player now. I... guess?

Yeah that's Vox, he and Alastor are enemies for reasons still unknown but it's most likely a time period thing related to Alastor disliking technology.

 

[Dave.]

What the fuck is this channel? Jesus christ…

 

[Gog & Magog]

Satan must be assmad knowing mortals are portraying his legions of demons as a bunch of gay sparkledog OC donutsteels.
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[Amber the Hedgehog]

She really admitted this with pride. Note the “well delivered.”
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Swearing isn't a problem by itself but you need know how use those words effectively. The swears are ment to provoke a strong emotional reaction and you can't really do that if you just use them as every other word. South Park made a whole fucking episode about how over using swears dilutes them while also kinda making everything crappy because it's not just fun to hear words that remain us about gross things all the time.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

Are all the episodes dropping on the 19th, or are they doing it week-by-week like some shows do?

 

[Guysho]

There we have it. Add some red hue, adjust saturation and now we're in one Helluva of a factory.

 

[Yamamura]

This whole 'adult cartoon' bit irritates me. Irrationally so. Vivz' stuff comes across so juvenile and childish. And that includes the sex and sexual stuff. Hell, even absolutely shit cartoons (that I love) like Harvey Birdman that are 99% sexjokes are more grown up than this stuff. Mostly because they don't pretend to be more than they are.

I'm late, but these are exactly my thoughts as someone who watched it for the first time. Normally an adult joke has another layer to it that makes it palpable to adults but not children (think about the old Simpsons). The first time I watched this show I thought it seemed kind of like a children's show where they say "fuck" a lot. There's nothing that really makes it a show for adults sans the swearing. This show is like if you let an edgy teenager write a cartoon.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

Are all the episodes dropping on the 19th, or are they doing it week-by-week like some shows do?

I hope it's week-by-week. I dislike nowadays that shows release their whole season at once. You get all this content at once and then you have to wait for a couple of years for the next season to come out. I feel like the hiatus between seasons are shorter when it's released weekly.

But if I remember correctly, I think I've heard that the first part of the season will be released on January 19, and the rest at a later date, which is quite common on streaming services. Don't quote me on that though.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I think I've heard that the first part of the season will be released on January 19, and the rest at a later date, which is quite common on streaming services. Don't quote me on that though.

this is correct, only they're calling the rest of the season "season 2", which again, is common on streaming services

 

[InJailOutSoon]

this is correct, only they're calling the rest of the season "season 2", which again, is common on streaming services

Oh right, I forgot about that "season 2" was announced. No wonder shows nowadays have terrible pacing. Each arc keeps getting shorter.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

This show is like if you let an edgy teenager write a cartoon.

You'd be surprised just how many eCelebs and online creators never really grew out of their "edgy teenager" phase.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

While the pilot is longer canon, you still have the first two HB episodes showing Stolas being predatory towards Blitzo (especially with the Loo Loo Land one). Unless Viv wants to scrub certain episodes from the official series, which I won't be surprised if that happens.

The entire first season, honestly.

Dismiss the source material and embrace the horny yaoi fanfic.

 

[Guysho]

Stolas's lecherousness was amusing at the very least, but I don't like how the series is focusing on the gay homosexuals. Haven't watched past the first episode of season 2 yet, but I've seen the screenshots.

Stolas is fine as a thirsty faggot, even if it makes him a one dimensional character. I'm just a tad disappointed that Blitzo has to be the other half in this half-assed relationship. Blitzo is funny and he genuinely cares for his daughter, of whom I'm surprised is so popular. Aside from being a phone freak female, she has an ugly personality in general.

 

[Cave Fisher]

What the fuck actually IS Stolas' job, anyway? We never see him do anything at his mansion other than lounge around and think about imp dick, he claims he needs the grimoire to do his job, but he only gets it once a month on the full moon, are those days of the month just suddenly really productive until he makes Blitzo fuck him? There's not a single hint he taught Octavia, his heir, a damn thing about magic or taking over his title, and the blue peacock guy implies he owns the 26 legions he's stated to have in the Ars Goetia.

What are those legions doing? Are they demons? Owls? Imps? What does hell have legions of soldiers for?

 

[AnOminous]

We never see him do anything at his mansion other than lounge around and think about imp dick, he claims he needs the grimoire to do his job, but he only gets it once a month on the full moon, are those days of the month just suddenly really productive until he makes Blitzo fuck him?

It's not once a month, it's once a year.

Source:

Stolas: The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

 

[Guysho]

What does hell have legions of soldiers for?

In case he decides to show up.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

What the fuck actually IS Stolas' job, anyway? We never see him do anything at his mansion other than lounge around and think about imp dick, he claims he needs the grimoire to do his job, but he only gets it once a month on the full moon, are those days of the month just suddenly really productive until he makes Blitzo fuck him? There's not a single hint he taught Octavia, his heir, a damn thing about magic or taking over his title, and the blue peacock guy implies he owns the 26 legions he's stated to have in the Ars Goetia.

What are those legions doing? Are they demons? Owls? Imps? What does hell have legions of soldiers for?

It doesn't matter bro just watch the silly cartoon characters be gay

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It doesn't matter bro just watch the silly cartoon characters be gay

Bag, that was swell.