Here comes Niko, a game about some non-binary kid running away from his parents. - Made to you buy the same guys who made a Hat in Time.

Shame to the actual decent "Niko" characters like Niko OneShot and Niko Bellic. Why couldn't they give this little shit a more generic Aiden-ass name to appeal more with their intended demographic? You want me to believe that a cold-blooded dangerous Serbian criminal has the same name as a little whore on a schizo trip running away from his worried parents?
 
So the question is will the game be realistic and end with the kid either dead in a ditch, or captured as a slave by some Keffals-esque character and manipulated to do horrible things at the catboy ranch?

Either way it doesn't matter to me, Hat In Time was not the collect-a-thon I wanted and I didn't even finish it it impressed me so litte. I ended up 100%ing fucking Yooka-Laylee... heck, I even played more of a game called FreezeME than HiT around that time, and that is a game no one has ever heard of probably made with no budget.
 
Theres this weird obsession culture warriors have with “the kids”. If you dont suppoort troons cutting dicks off unquestioningly youre “killing the kids”, if you dont suppoort conspiracies of jews grooming kids using troons youre also “killing the kids”. Not to mention the obsession twitter liberals have with saying their eight year old shares all their opinions, yet somehow your opinions are the anti-intellectual ones
 
This game ticks all the boxes for a special niche of gamers that's especially deranged, but mostly fragile. Unchallenging platforming? Check. Cartoon graphics? Check. Frogs? Check. Comfy™? Check. Androgynous protagonist? CHECK. It's funny how many people who are really into these things exist. I immediately knew of three people I've had relations with who are going to eat this up.
You can find dozens of games like this on itch.io for free. How much are they charging for this thing?
 
You can find dozens of games like this on itch.io for free. How much are they charging for this thing?
They are selling this for 21 euros apparently as seen in OP's site capture. Definitely not worth it for the amount of content it has, which I would say to be about 3-5 hours just by looking at reviews.

This game makes storytelling mishaps like OMORI look like the work of Shakespeare. And yes I have watched gameplay videos of Here Comes Niko to spoil myself, not degenerate enough to play this through fortunately.

Get OneShot for half the price and a way better "Niko". Play through a chapter of DELTARUNE for better gameplay in approximately the same completion time. Although now thinking about it, it's probably unfair to compare OneShot, OMORI, and DELTARUNE to this um, thing.
 
Marco from what i've seen has an unused github.
Briar is the obvious tranny in that pic because he wears a fucking choker

I would say Marco is also a tranny based on their pfp.

No, but one of the locations Niko goes is a bathhouse.

I'm going to guess that they meant Japanese style bathhouse, not NYC gay bathhouse situation. At least I hope not.

Oh is that what it means primarily? I'm not a native speaker so I thought having relations means something along the lines of a more or less loose friendship

Yeah, "Have Relations" is an old fashioned way to say "I fucked them" in American English.
 
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Theres this weird obsession culture warriors have with “the kids”. If you dont suppoort troons cutting dicks off unquestioningly youre “killing the kids”, if you dont suppoort conspiracies of jews grooming kids using troons youre also “killing the kids”. Not to mention the obsession twitter liberals have with saying their eight year old shares all their opinions, yet somehow your opinions are the anti-intellectual ones
A still developing mind is an easy target for spreading 'the message' they want. Games like this having a cutsey artstyle reminds me too of the spiderman elsa people baiting kids with cartoons. Same tactic being employed really.
 
I just realized how many tranz games are children in vulnerable situations, those children have "sassy" or "mopey" personalities. If a tranny with a Chevy Express came upon a punk/emo 17 yr chink girl or a confused 11 yr boy that ran away from home alone at night, who would be in more danger?

I'm guessing Niko ran away because his parents won't let him have puberty blockers or call him xe/xir or whatever.

It's easy to pander to kids feeling vulnerable. Because they are looking for comfort. So games like this are just groom machines.
 
Nah, it's 100% catching the Animal Crossing audience, specifically the LGBT group that's co-opted the game since the franchise went into a downward spiral. There IS significant audience crossover between it, Undertale, and other games, so I do agree there.
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Note the only human character being the player character, middle bottom right.
Here's the speech bubble being similar too.
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On another note,
Took the liberty of archiving the train conversations video here too.
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The virgin animal crossing troon.
The chad Harvest Moon enjoyer.
 
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