How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Overly Serious]

Mouth like a Kirby vacuum, WOOOO...

She wanted me to keep the chicken mask on though. That was a bit strange.

I know what you look like without it!

Can't comment on @NaggotFigger . He was finished before we got started.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

You're a woman, no cock, sorry.

 

[JohnDoe]

I'm going on a limb and assume that while the action might be a little wooden, the overall endurance should be through the roof.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I'm going on a limb and assume that while the action might be a little wooden, the overall endurance should be through the roof.

Not fucking you either.

 

[JohnDoe]

Not fucking you either.

You don't have to fuck anybody, just speculate about their performance as a sexual partner.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

You don't have to fuck anybody, just speculate about their performance as a sexual partner.

all I was saying was that you weren't good lmao.

 

[Retink]

Look at these two queers having a sassy cat fight, how could anyone enjoy this much gay in bed? You lads get a two for one rating from me, and I rate you both homo out of sexual.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the icon says all you need to know

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Jailbait. Do not want. Simple as that.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

He slapped my ass and I didn't like that. 4/10

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Has a perma-woody.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Bad (she’s a girl)

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Bad (she’s a girl)

I ran away after seeing the body pillow collection he had.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Foreplay was shit.
Kept complaining about how his daddy didn't hit him (which is what he wanted). Lowkey weird. Might try again?

 

[T0oCoolFool]

He's so fat he can't find his penis, let alone use it for sex. 0/10 sry

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Cried the whole time. I might be going to jail.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

His penis size is relative to his height

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

They made sure they could always see the toe ring they bought me and got less enthusiastic whenever the view was blocked

 

[DJ Grelle]

Sex was okay, but I was uncertain if I fucked an orifice or just folds of fat

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Absolute beast.