How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

has no job so impossible to fire.
Z fighter
 
Accidentally setting the seat itself on fire after turning up the heat to the highest setting.

Victoria's Secret Angel.
 
Kids watch "IT", then they proceed to try and murder you since they think you're just like Pennywise
Hydra agent
 
Wearing Hydra-issue fishnets, goes full tranny-mental-breakdown, and is shot in a Wallmart salad bar gunfight.

Creator of retarded comics.
 
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Lost the Pokemon championship
Movie Director
 
Putting gratuitous nudity into kids movies.

Daytime TV weather-person
 
Didn't predict the huge hurricane that only wiped out poverty-stricken black neighbourhoods.

Pony Plush Incinerator.
 
Your workplace is actually a front for a cocaine cartel, and you unknowing burnt ponies carrying the supply.
Glorified watcher of TV.
 
You're supposed to get me fired, not have my workplace give me an out of court settlement check.

Skip me.
 
Breaking simple rules

Dolphin trainer at seaworld
 
let the japanese kill all the dolphins
DMV employee
 
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