Heat pumps are based as fuck. And air conditioning, though power hungry, is a necessity to survive in the goon caves of the second millennia. ITT we hope to share final solutions for cooling as cost effective as possible. so we can afford tendies and the power bill to simulate AI waifus in 100F summer heat.
To quote the great Null "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of the cure." And here we start with blackout curtains. Like the border wall/immigration? The easiest way to keep cool is to not let the heat in in the first place. Here's where I'd bring up the concept of diminishing returns. As the more you spend the less light you block per dollar spend.
Second is swamp cooling, where you have a tub of water and it does the cooling for free, as the water evaporates it cools, this is the same way that water is cool in a hot day on the beach. Just make sure to exhaust the water vapor, otherwise you've accomplished nothing but venting the heat from your home: into your home. you dildo.
Third slot is getting the most based technology. The best of proper air conditioners (which swamp coolers technically are. but this is my post. fuck you.) The split mini is a mini air conditioner with (a) dedicated interior vent(s) and an exterior compressor that can deport heat from your house. These are incredibly efficient and cost effective. Although running draw is similar to the next units on the list.
Four: Portable AC. These bad boys blow cold air and kind of suck at it. like the aircon in your buddies '97 cavalier. it's trying; really hard. But due to the hot end of the heat exchanger being right next to the cold side? it leaks. And heat radiates from the exhaust ducting. So what you get, unless you insulate the exhaust (Brainwave as I'm typing this, this is why we're here,) is the AC unit separating the hot and cold, and doing a really shitty job at dispatching the heat. Which means it has to pump the leaked energy again to cool that off. You get where I'm going here. it's like Sisyphus, forever trying to achieve room temperature, and failing like a retarded dog doing a math problem.
number five is the G-Wagon. number five is the "I give up take all of my money." it's a twenty thousand dollar central AC unit. This is the nuclear option. It's way overkill. But when you're heatstroked for 150 to 365 days a year. Sometimes those credit card numbers call the siren song, like the launch codes in a politicians ear. You will never have a hot home again. So long as you can pay utilities you will be a fridged oasis in the desert of a Californian wildfire. Heat ceases to lose all meaning. It is but an expense on the bill every month. A long lost echo of the braincells killed by leaded gasoline. and you are happy.
If someone knows insulation, and what that does for staying cool? I'll quote you in the footer here.