If you hate Chris, why?

[QI 541]

I hate Chris because he's autistic. We need to make kick the autistic America's favorite pastime again.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Chris is almost entirely lacking in any redeeming qualities. He's a terrible son, hideous to animals, and rotten t'wards women. I can't think of a single good thing to say about him that doesn't come with a qualifier.

But as far as hating him? Let alone feeling anger? I fail to see the point. Hating someone takes energy, anger even moreso, and should be saved for when it really matters. It's always more than possible to dislike someone and mock them unmercifully without needing to put in the effort of hating them.

Maybe he'll do something one day that's so nasty, he'll reach the same level as ADF. But 'till then, sensible people should save getting worked up over those who deserve it. Chris, as of now, deserves only relentless mockery.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

The only people worse than Chris are people who hate Chris. Seriously if you have that much emotional energy to waste hating somebody like Chris you need to go outside.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Nah, I don't hate Chris. I'm endlessly fascinated by him. Only reason I'm on this site now is because I can't think of any other place that feeds my (frankly disturbing) obsession with this most absurd of human beings.

Chris isn't exactly a perfect person by any reasonable measure. In fact in a lot of ways he's developed into an exceptionally shitty person. Macing a gamestop employee for example...never mind his well documented racist, sexist, and homophobic tendencies. If Chris was somebody in my personal life I probably WOULD hate him, really. But from a distance? Nah. I pity him, he's obviously not right in the head and as time goes on he's only getting worse. Even if I did hate him I can't wish any worse on him then what he's already experienced, having his entire life documented on the internet and slinking into a mental hell of his own making and all.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

nice bait thread

 

[BillRiley]

I think the more important question is: 'Can Chris Experience Mirth?'

 

[Handsome Pete]

I think the more important question is: 'Can Chris Experience Mirth?'

Does laughing at his own jokes count?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

There's nothing to really hate about Chris. He's merely a result of what happens when redneck parents ignorant of developmental disorders like autism attempt to raise a child with autism. His past surreal antics and mannerisms are also very amusing. If anything I feel pity for him.

 

[Lipitor]

Nobody actually hates Chris, he's just a really unlikeable guy. And it's easy to get frustrated with him. Chris is funny when he does stupid things and doesn't know better. Chris is really unlikeable when he does stupid stuff when he should know better.

Chris has a tugboat and there for doesn't need to be self-sufficient. He's taken care of by society, but you really get the feeling that Chris wouldn't want to work even if he could. He feels entitled to his autismbux and isn't in the the slightest bit ashamed of it or appreciative. Chris spends his whole life whining about what he doesn't have (China, daughter, his dream for Sonichu), but you can tell he doesn't have the slightest bit of empathy for anyone else. Chris has a shitty attitude where wants all the benefits from being an adult without any of the stress, but other times he wants to live as a child, but with none of the limitations. He doesn't understand how unreasonable his desires are, and probably wouldn't be sympathetic to anyone else who had them.

A lot of his shitty attitude comes from how he was raised, to be a taker, who can never admit when they're wrong. To be indignant towards whatever reality he's trying to ignore. I mean the guy is an asshole, but it's much funnier to laugh at than get emotionally invested in.

 

[Strelok]

I hate Chris because he drove a Ford Escort, and anyone who drives a Escort should just be looked down upon as a principle.

 

[Trilby]

Nobody actually hates Chris, he's just a really unlikeable guy. And it's easy to get frustrated with him. Chris is funny when he does stupid things and doesn't know better. Chris is really unlikeable when he does stupid stuff when he should know better.

Chris has a tugboat and there for doesn't need to be self-sufficient. He's taken care of by society, but you really get the feeling that Chris wouldn't want to work even if he could. He feels entitled to his autismbux and isn't in the the slightest bit ashamed of it or appreciative. Chris spends his whole life whining about what he doesn't have (China, daughter, his dream for Sonichu), but you can tell he doesn't have the slightest bit of empathy for anyone else. Chris has a shitty attitude where wants all the benefits from being an adult without any of the stress, but other times he wants to live as a child, but with none of the limitations. He doesn't understand how unreasonable his desires are, and probably wouldn't be sympathetic to anyone else who had them.

A lot of his shitty attitude comes from how he was raised, to be a taker, who can never admit when they're wrong. To be indignant towards whatever reality he's trying to ignore. I mean the guy is an asshole, but it's much funnier to laugh at than get emotionally invested in.

This is why the internet was not a good idea to bring in that house.

 

[Kitlen]

I don't hate Chris per say, I just deeply dislike him. Gonna powerlevel here a bit.

My brother is severely autistic, not high functioning autistic, I mean low end of the spectrum-couldn't-use-the-toilet-till-he-was-eighteen spectrum. My brother's vocabulary is under 500 words, he usually only speaks in single words, stems and uncontrollably obsesses. But you know what? My parents worked hard to raise him and get him the best help he needed and now he actually has a job working at a Goodwill sorting hangers and moving furniture. My brother's autism is so severe that he obsesses over YouTube clips so much that he ends up crying because he simply can't stop watching, even though his eyes hurt and we have to tear him away, yet he has a fucking job. Chris? Nothing, he sits on his fat ass and whines about how unfair life is. That is why I dislike Chris.

 

[Trilby]

I don't hate Chris per say, I just deeply dislike him. Gonna powerlevel here a bit.

My brother is severely autistic, not high functioning autistic, I mean low end of the spectrum-couldn't-use-the-toilet-till-he-was-eighteen spectrum. My brother's vocabulary is under 500 words, he usually only speaks in single words, stems and uncontrollably obsesses. But you know what? My parents worked hard to raise him and get him the best help he needed and now he actually has a job working at a Goodwill sorting hangers and moving furniture. My brother's autism is so severe that he obsesses over YouTube clips so much that he ends up crying because he simply can't stop watching, even though his eyes hurt and we have to tear him away, yet he has a fucking job. Chris? Nothing, he sits on his fat ass and whines about how unfair life is. That is why I dislike Chris.

See your point.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I don't hate Chris, in fact, I actually feel sorry for him. It's depressing that his life ended up the way it did.

Spoiler: Unpopular opinion time

I'm of the opinion that Chris should've been left alone a long time ago, but it's too late now. Granted, part of the reason is that he brought it on himself, which I will acknowledge.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I don't hate Chris, in fact, I actually feel sorry for him. It's depressing that his life ended up the way it did.

Spoiler: Unpopular opinion time

I'm of the opinion that Chris should've been left alone a long time ago, but it's too late now. Granted, part of the reason is that he brought it on himself, which I will acknowledge.

Chris had the same chance every other cow had to fade into obscurity. He chose not to take it. He then had several other chances. He chose not to take those.

 

[FrankyBoo]

Chris is a sad combination of bad parenting, being a dumb redneck, autism and lack of social interaction. All wrapped up in a shitty and very selfish character.
I have a strong dislike against him because he falsely blames all his stupid actions on his autism and takes this as a reason to never face the consequences of his own actions.

Power leveling a bit. I know some autistic people and they are fucking ashamed of Chris. They say that Chris makes them look bad and they hate him for that. The people I know face real challenges every day, while our fat redneck thinks switching the tv channel is a huge challenge.

Also multiple animal abuse. I really feel sorry for each pet that the Chandlers owned or still own.
Oh, one cat is missing? Yeah, poor kitty maybe got stuck in the hoard and burned to death. Mkay.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Here's a question to those who think trolling should be "moral" (as in "Chris doesn't deserve it anymore" or "it should always teach Chris a lesson"): what'd be the ultimate purpose of trolling?

If Chris says one day "you were right: Sonichu is a bad idea. I'll stop that nonsense, sell all my legos and games, get therapy and find a low-level job I can perform" -- wold that be the end of Chris' torments? And would trolls feel somewhat justified because their actions actually corrected a wrong behavior?

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

I hate Chris because he gives autistic people a bad name.

 

[Rudol von Stroheim]

I don't hate Chris, he annoys me. Primarily because he uses the autism excuse whenever called out on his bullshit and also because he e-begs all the time for shit he literally doesn't need. I don't know, it annoys me when people rob benefits and shit let alone get actively given money for fucking legos.

 

[Megadrive]

I don't hate Chris, nor feel anger towards him. I simply have no respect for him as an individual, and just look forward to when he does something silly. Simply put, he's a shitty person who barely has empathy for others. When the whole Asperchu drama happened, he criticized Asperchu's persuit of his sweetheart, showing that he could see that Asperchu's sweetheart found him creepy. So you gotta wonder how self aware of his actions Chris really is deep down. Any respect I had left for him went down the drain when he tried to run over Mike.