Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

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MarineTrainedTard said:
I kinda feel bad, I think we're making fun of a legitimate re.tard
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I did, until I realised this chap actually wants to behead and castrate half the planet and/or write snuff rape fiction about them.

As interesting as the other cows are on here, there's not many who bay for blood so.....Openly and without comprehension.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
But it is not overthrowing allied governments, it is infiltrating and taking over the allied governments. Why would American intelligence agencies care about who comes to power in the governments of their allies? That is a nation's domestic matter. Trump under his America First Policy would not consider it to be America's problem.
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We very much care who's in power in our allies' governments. We've intervened to ensure friendly regimes take power. And what happens when Trump's not President any more and we have an inteventionist President, like Bush?

Of course, none of this matters as soon as AI takes over. All hail Friend Computer!
 
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Fagatron said:
Pope John Paul and the chatechism both state lying is always evil without exception. Your plan hinges upon weaving a worldwide web of lies.

Is your God so feeble he needs a twenty something year old man to tell fibs? Shits gone downhill since Sodom apparently.
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As Catholic Answers said, what happens when your moral obligation to keep a secret conflicts with your moral obligation to tell the truth? In those situations you have to choose the lesser of two evils.

DrJonesHat said:
We very much care who's in power in our allies' governments. We've intervened to ensure friendly regimes take power. And what happens when Trump's not President any more and we have an inteventionist President, like Bush?

Of course, none of this matters as soon as AI takes over. All hail Friend Computer!
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But the restored Catholic monarchy of England, Ireland, and France and it’s vassal kingdoms of Scotland, Constantinople, and Jerusalem will be friendly with the US.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
As Catholic Answers said, what happens when your moral obligation to keep a secret conflicts with your moral obligation to tell the truth? In those situations you have to choose the lesser of two evils.
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What's the scenario? You mentioned Catholics sheltering Jews during the Holocaust but considering the NSDAP was welcoming of both Catholics and protestants, on a purely faith basis the Catholics were shielding a tribe who denied their lord and savior Jesus Christ and are descended from the tribe that forsook him to the cross.

Would that not be against their religious interests?
 
Marco Fucko said:
What's the scenario? You mentioned Catholics sheltering Jews during the Holocaust but considering the NSDAP was welcoming of both Catholics and protestants, on a purely faith basis the Catholics were shielding a tribe who denied their lord and savior Jesus Christ and are descended from the tribe that forsook him to the cross.

Would that not be against their religious interests?
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Because it is a moral duty to protect lives, both Christian and non Christian.
 
SweetDee said:
Do credible threats make videos of themselves oinking for five minutes straight?
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In the beginning of the video, it explains the reason that I made the video. However the intelligence agencies won’t consider me to be a credible threat because of the video.

Anyway, do you want to marry me so that we can have children that can help me with my master plan?
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
In the beginning of the video, it explains the reason that I made the video. However the intelligence agencies won’t consider me to be a credible threat because of the video.

Anyway, do you want to marry me so that we can have children that can help me with my master plan?
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Will the agencies consider you a credible threat when you're stating that you're a threat over and over again?

Also, sure. Our babies will be both smart and beautiful. :optimistic:
 
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SweetDee said:
Will the agencies consider you a credible threat when you're stating that you're a threat over and over again?

Also, sure. Our babies will be both smart and beautiful. :optimistic:
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Well as I said, since my plan involves infiltrating other countries and not America, and since the other countries will still be friendly with the US after being taken over(and Turkey which is currently not so friendly with the US will become friendly after it is infiltrated), I am not considered a threat by the CIA.

And I’m glad you accepted my proposal. What you need to do is get baptized in any church because in Church weddings, the Catholic Church requires both persons getting married to be baptized. We should also plan the wedding.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
And I’m glad you accepted my proposal. What you need to do is get baptized in any church because in Church weddings, the Catholic Church requires both persons getting married to be baptized. We should also plan the wedding.
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It doesn't. You can get dispensation for "disparity of cult".

Fucking hell Jacob, how are you going to take over the world and make your Theocratic empire when you don't know about your own religion?
 
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It doesn't. You can get dispensation for "disparity of cult".

Fucking hell Jacob, how are you going to take over the world and make your Theocratic empire when you don't know about your own religion?
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But I don't know whether my Bishop would grant a dispensation or not so baptism ensures that the marriage will be valid.

SweetDee said:
I'm allergic to holy water. I guess you'll have to find another wife. :(
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God would never make any of his creation allergic to holy water. The only way that you would be allergic to holy water would be if you are demon possessed which you don't seem to be.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
But I don't know whether my Bishop would grant a dispensation or not so baptism ensures that the marriage will be valid.
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Unless you're asking the SSPX or a Sedevacantist schismatic group (who would actually agree with your royal dreams) and aren't marrying someone like the Archmagus of the Church of Satan who regularly desecrates consecrated hosts there isn't a bishop in the Western World who would turn down your request. He might mandate some additional pre-can if he's especially strict, but even in ancient times like with St Augustine's parent's Disparity of Cult has always been allowed in areas the Catholic Church was not in power.

The reason why is pretty simple, people would leave the Church otherwise and unless it's in power to take revenge like Islam kills apostates there's not a fat lot they can do about it.

Can you imagine a front-page newspaper with the headline, "Mad church threatens me with damnation for marrying the man I love"? Yeah, even they have always known better than to risk that. Especially since it has happened to other religions in modern times like the Jehovahs' Witnesses.
 
Fagatron said:
Unless you're asking the SSPX or a Sedevacantist schismatic group (who would actually agree with your royal dreams) and aren't marrying someone like the Archmagus of the Church of Satan who regularly desecrates consecrated hosts there isn't a bishop in the Western World who would turn down your request. He might mandate some additional pre-can if he's especially strict, but even in ancient times like with St Augustine's parent's Disparity of Cult has always been allowed in areas the Catholic Church was not in power.

The reason why is pretty simple, people would leave the Church otherwise and unless it's in power to take revenge like Islam kills apostates there's not a fat lot they can do about it.

Can you imagine a front-page newspaper with the headline, "Mad church threatens me with damnation for marrying the man I love"? Yeah, even they have always known better than to risk that. Especially since it has happened to other religions in modern times like the Jehovahs' Witnesses.
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Good point. So I did find my future wife here after all. :) We just need to plan the wedding.
 
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