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@SweetDee is such a lucky girl. Get some pictures of the ceremony. Being the raging faggot that I am I'd probably implode crossing the threshold of a church.

Either that or have a Sailor Moon transformation and reveal my alter ego of a Priest.

Can I be godfather? I'm not Catholic so you know I won't bang the kids.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
God would never make any of his creation allergic to holy water. The only way that you would be allergic to holy water would be if you are demon possessed which you don't seem to be.
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Maybe she's intellectually allergic.

Also, if the CIA would be cool with what you want, why not just take it to them right now? They have all the resources you need and your plan can start immediately.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I love weddings! Drinks all around! @Jacob Harrison do you drink? If so, what is your preferred alcoholic beverage? I'll get a band, I know a guy.
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I'm only 19 and in the US, the legal required age for alcohol is 21, so you can bring whatever alcoholic beverages you want for the guests that are over 21. And what band will you bring to the wedding?

Fagatron said:
@SweetDee is such a lucky girl. Get some pictures of the ceremony. Being the raging faggot that I am I'd probably implode crossing the threshold of a church.

Either that or have a Sailor Moon transformation and reveal my alter ego of a Priest.

Can I be godfather? I'm not Catholic so you know I won't bang the kids.
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I am concerned that as the godfather, you might try to turn my kids against me and get them to stop my master plan.
 
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gobbogobb said:
Please link your registry sir. I would like to get your gift.
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I am in the process of making a registry. What me and SweetDee need to do is set up a wedding date.

EDIT:The site says that I can change the registry at any time so I can set up a random date.

Jacob Harrison said:
I am in the process of making a registry. What me and SweetDee need to do is set up a wedding date.

EDIT:The site says that I can change the registry at any time so I can set up a random date.
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Here is a problem though. I don't want the internet to discover my home address. So how will I receive gifts for my wedding? Perhaps I should give you an outdoor location somewhere on google maps where you can deliver the gift.
 
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gobbogobb said:
We can do ship to store or a PO box
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Another problem is that I would have to rent a PO box and my parents have control of my bank account and would likely prevent me from withdrawing money for it because they would likely not approve of me getting married to a random person I met on Kiwi Farms.

However if the wedding happens in 2021 after I graduate college and am living independently, then it will be fine. So perhaps sometime in 2021 is a good wedding date.
 
I feel ya. Ok maybe an Amazon wish list on an account with no shipping address. That way we can plan who buys what?
 
Jacob Harrison said:
Here is a problem though. I don't want the internet to discover my home address. So how will I receive gifts for my wedding? Perhaps I should give you an outdoor location somewhere on google maps where you can deliver the gift.
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We already have your home address.

There's not that many Jacob Harrison's born in 1999 studying biology from Massachusetts.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
While they know about me, they will not know who the secret agents of my society will be because my societies meetings will be secret and at secret locations. They will underestimate me because they think that I am just a "harmless weirdo."
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Do you somehow think you have the charisma or financial means to set up this new secret society?
 
gobbogobb said:
I feel ya. Ok maybe an Amazon wish list on an account with no shipping address. That way we can plan who buys what?
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Sounds good.

chekovia said:
Do you somehow think you have the charisma or financial means to set up this new secret society?
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I have the charisma. And I will have the financial means once I graduate from college in 2021.

gobbogobb said:
I feel ya. Ok maybe an Amazon wish list on an account with no shipping address. That way we can plan who buys what?
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Now we should start planning on what we are going to get for the wedding so that I can put it on the wish list.

So @SweetDee what do you think we should get for the wedding? What food should we get and what kind of alcoholic beverages?(since I will be 22 by the time of the wedding in 2021)
 
Jacob Harrison said:
I have the charisma. And I will have the financial means once I graduate from college in 2021.
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Yeah, that's kind of wishful thinking though, you don't know if you'll be successful and charisma is typically dependent upon the viewpoint of other people.
Maybe you could create a poll asking us if you possess charisma but I get the distinct impression most people in this thread would instead consider you an oddball.
 
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"LORD PALMERSTON!"
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Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston
Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston, was a British statesman who served twice as Prime Minister in the mid-19th century. For most of 1830 to 1865 he dominated British foreign policy when Britain was at the height of its power. Popularly nicknamed "Pam" and "The Mongoose", he was in government office almost continuously from 1807 until his death in 1865, beginning his parliamentary career as a Tory, switching to the Whigs in 1830, and concluding it as the first Prime Minister of the newly formed Liberal Party from 1859.
 
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