Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

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I'm just going to note that this:

Yet at the same time, the evidence Fagatron showed me against papal infallibility makes me not know what to believe!
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Sums up my kiwi farms experience better than any other quote I've seen yet.

Goddamn it, you're gonna make me watch jump scare videos? I hate that shit...
 
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
I'm just going to note that this:



Sums up my kiwi farms experience better than any other quote I've seen yet.

Goddamn it, you're gonna make me watch jump scare videos? I hate that shit...
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The footage shown at at 14:56 is not a jump scare. It is footage of schoolchildren being taken to the hospital after an incident in the school involving an ouija board while the narrator of the video describes what happened.

I think I figured out the explanation for why the universe is full of contradictory information such as the supernatural evidence for Catholicism, and the evidence against Catholicism that Fagatron showed me. I remember that @DrJonesHat theorized that we might be programs inside a highly advanced video game. The gods of the different religions are the players.

This explains all the glitch in the matrix stories people reported and the Mandela effect.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
I think I figured out the explanation for why the universe is full of contradictory information such as the supernatural evidence for Catholicism, and the evidence against Catholicism that Fagatron showed me. I remember that @DrJonesHat theorized that we might be programs inside a highly advanced video game. The gods of the different religions are the players.

This explains all the glitch in the matrix stories people reported and the Mandela effect.
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The idea that "It's all a simulation/game/dog's dream" is hardly new, and by its nature its an unfalsifiable claim. Meaning, sure, it could be, but there's no way to know, as any way of checking is also part of the game.

As far as your possessions via ouiji board video, I'll give you this, you at least find high quality shit, not just some complete obviously fake garbage. I'd be interested to read some explanations for what might have happened there.

I'd suggest it could be good ol' mass hysteria, although I find that a pretty weak claim on its on. Especially with the seizures and stuff, obviously anything can be faked.

Another quite realistic possibility is the entire thing is completely staged, the kids are part of the act.

There's also the "chemical leak" explanation, these kids just so happened to be playing with a oiuji board when some chemical vapor made them hallucinate and have seizures.


I have a question for you now. What if I decided to fuck with you? Meaning, lets say after the last time you said "I think maybe corbin is missing because of the missing janitor stuff we talked about". What if I went along with that? Or hell, what if I told you I took a long time to respond to this ouiji board business because I was possessed by a demon after watching the clip? What if I told you I was visited by men in black who told me to shut up about the fucking janitor? Would you believe me?

I mean, from what I've seen, couldn't I get you extremely worked up about this nonsense if I were so inclined? Because although I'm not doing that, you had no way of knowing I wouldn't. Have you had people do that before?
 
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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
The idea that "It's all a simulation/game/dog's dream" is hardly new, and by its nature its an unfalsifiable claim. Meaning, sure, it could be, but there's no way to know, as any way of checking is also part of the game.

As far as your possessions via ouiji board video, I'll give you this, you at least find high quality shit, not just some complete obviously fake garbage. I'd be interested to read some explanations for what might have happened there.

I'd suggest it could be good ol' mass hysteria, although I find that a pretty weak claim on its on. Especially with the seizures and stuff, obviously anything can be faked.

Another quite realistic possibility is the entire thing is completely staged, the kids are part of the act.

There's also the "chemical leak" explanation, these kids just so happened to be playing with a oiuji board when some chemical vapor made them hallucinate and have seizures.


I have a question for you now. What if I decided to fuck with you? Meaning, lets say after the last time you said "I think maybe corbin is missing because of the missing janitor stuff we talked about". What if I went along with that? Or hell, what if I told you I took a long time to respond to this ouiji board business because I was possessed by a demon after watching the clip? What if I told you I was visited by men in black who told me to shut up about the fucking janitor? Would you believe me?

I mean, from what I've seen, couldn't I get you extremely worked up about this nonsense if I were so inclined? Because although I'm not doing that, you had no way of knowing I wouldn't. Have you had people do that before?
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If you pretended to be missing by continuing not having account activity, I would become more and more convinced that something bad happened. However for the other things, I would be able to sense it was a prank unless you made it very convincing, such as if you showed a video of priests performing an exorcism on you.

When I was younger, my older brother used to make up stories about there being monsters in the house and I fell for it.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
If you pretended to be missing by continuing not having account activity, I would become more and more convinced that something bad happened. However for the other things, I would be able to sense it was a prank unless you made it very convincing, such as if you showed a video of priests performing an exorcism on you.

When I was younger, my older brother used to make up stories about there being monsters in the house and I fell for it.
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I ask because you seem extremely... credulous? But you admit that if I had just stopped posting at that point you'd have assumed some weird conspiracy got me or something. I'm just trying to show you what I see as a seeming vulnerability in your worldview caused by you seemingly looking for some meaning behind things.

I'm too lazy and value honesty too much to just mess with you like that, but not everyone is that way.
 
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I discovered the true heir to the Southwest region of the United States, Mexico, Cuba, and most of Central and South America.

The territory of the Southwest region, Mexico, Cuba, and most of Central and South America was ruled by the Spanish Empire.

When Phillip V became the first Bourbon King of Spain, he introduced Salic law in Spain which excluded women from inheriting the throne.

Ferdinand VII changed this with the Pragmatic Sanction of 1830 which made his daughter Isabella the next in line. However his brother Carlos /Charles considered the act to be illegal because it was a change in fundamental law without the support of the Cortes. Therefore, he claimed the throne as Charles V after his brothers death in 1833. His supporters were called Carlists so the wars were called the Carlist wars.

Since Isabella II was not the legitimate Queen of Spain, the treaty in 1836 when Spain officially recognized the independence of it's former colonies in the America's is invalid because it was not signed by the rightful King Charles V.

The current rightful Carlist heir to Spain is this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Sixtus_Henry_of_Bourbon-Parma. Right-wing Carlists consider him the rightful heir because his older brother's embrace of socialism made him disqualified from the succession for going against traditional Carlist values.

This means that Mexicans and Southwestern Americans are really citizens of Spain. This will anger conservative Southwestern Americans who don't want undocumented Hispanics coming over, but the rightful king of Spain can enact Affirmative Action laws to protect their rights to not have their jobs taken by Hispanics.
 
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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
You sir are a kooky bastard. Who is this for?
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This is for future members of my society to know. When they infiltrate the US government and restore the Articles of Confederation, they will know what country to give the Southwest region of the United States to. This means that my future society will also have to assist with restoring the Carlist heir to the Spanish throne

@Corbin Dallas Multipass Strange things have happened on Fundies Say The Darnedest Things. I posted a comment there about Spain, trying to get people there to join my cause and some hacker troll somehow edited my comment and made it into a song. I posted another comment saying that someone has edited my comment and it got edited too. I fear that I have a stalker who has hacked into my phone.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
@Corbin Dallas Multipass Strange things have happened on Fundies Say The Darnedest Things. I posted a comment there about Spain, trying to get people there to join my cause and some hacker troll somehow edited my comment and made it into a song. I posted another comment saying that someone has edited my comment and it got edited too. I fear that I have a stalker who has hacked into my phone.
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Have you tried changing the password on that site? Maybe someone guessed yours. I mean, sure, the phone hacker angle is possible, but I think you're discounting a less extreme possibility.
 
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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Have you tried changing the password on that site? Maybe someone guessed yours. I mean, sure, the phone hacker angle is possible, but I think you're discounting a less extreme possibility.
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Now I found out that one of the admins edited my comments as satire.

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@Jacob Harrison may be a descendant of medieval English royalty but is he Master of his Domain?

I'm legit curious.
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I looked up what that means. I used to be when I was Catholic, but ever since I was shown evidence against Catholicism, I started masturbating a lot due to no longer fearing eternal damnation for it.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
I looked up what that means. I used to be when I was Catholic, but ever since I was shown evidence against Catholicism, I started masturbating a lot due to no longer fearing eternal damnation for it.
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You do realize I was just joking, right? Nobody here wants to know about your fapping habits.
 
Is Jacob Harrison your real name?

Also, why do you go on fundies say the darndest things and talk about english monarchy? Then again, you post here in the thread about you, so I guess you don't mind being the butt of the joke...

I mean, you definitely entertain me with your shenanigans, but what are you getting out of this?
 
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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Is Jacob Harrison your real name?

Also, why do you go on fundies say the darndest things and talk about english monarchy? Then again, you post here in the thread about you, so I guess you don't mind being the butt of the joke...

I mean, you definitely entertain me with your shenanigans, but what are you getting out of this?
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Jacob Harrison is not my real name. My goal is to present important information about the true king of England so that people will see it and join my cause.
 
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Well, y'know... no one gives a shit. Might as well just give up on this autistic quest and go live your life normally.
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Said the absolute brainlet on kiwi farms. We're all here on some autistic quest or another.

Well I'm glad you're not doxing yourself by giving out your real name. To be honest, you're not really much of a lolcow, you lack the defensive attitude and propensity to hilarious overreaction. You're just a dude with weird ideas. I mean, they are pretty weird ideas...

I predict Jacob Harrison (whoever he really is) will end up in politics, and one day, will restore the true Monarch to the throne of england, setting right all ills in the world. Also, water will only freeze when it is appropriate to do so, unlike the current anarchist water we have that freezes whenever it feels like it because there's no true legitimate authority.
 
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@Corbin Dallas Multipass Here is something mysterious that I have seen when walking on a certain trail in the woods behind my college. How did all this junk and concrete building pieces get in the middle of the woods in the first place? It’s as if a UFO picked up all this stuff and dropped it in the woods.

YouTube

www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

This evidence of alien activity in the area is further evidence that the janitor was abducted by aliens.
 
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