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Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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I don't know who this cohh guy is other than he's been on a stream together with mald. I think it was the one where mald bragged about a guy bringing a stingray to defcon.
Yeah, you're thinking of the right person. Cohh is incredibly restrained and tries his hardest to resist shitting on people. When he put out a video about Veilguard as a Dragon Age Origins fan, you could see how much effort he was putting in to resisting the urge to name the elephant in the room. He's the opposite of Maldy, he goes out of his way to not be mean and is a genuinely curious person that's willing to say he doesn't know something so he can listen to someone explain it in detail. The fact that he's shitting on Maldy for something not directly related to the Dire Maul drama after collabing with him is absolutely wild. This is the official point of declaration that Maldy's reputation is completely dead in the Twitch streamer community.
This is like the equivalent of Mr. Rogers saying, "yeah, that guy is such a loser". It may not seem like he's saying something incredibly mean but when you consider who is saying it, it's huge. That genie isn't going back in the bottle, Maldy has forever tarnished his own reputation with his behavior.
somebody should try to make a discord plugin that scans through servers and permanently hides the posts of everyone who has ever tranny flag reacted for people with the plugin
But what about people that react with a tranny flag to women trying to show off their looks, causing them to go into a hysterical rant from being accused of being a tranny?
It looks like the Autists at LSF did digging and actually got some decent proof together. It really does appear that he was looking up guides for his Outer Wilds play through when he was getting stuck
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4:12:55: "Oh btw, Im not reading chat today nor can I hear TTS. It won't work". - Seems to want to really indicate that his doing it by himself.and not getting any help.
To be honest I feel on a lulcow spectrum this ranks fairly low in shit to do, I'm sure you could probably do over MOST streamers with this nowadays. But given the last 5 days, I am sure his going to sperg out and come up with some stupid bullshit that will just throw himself even harder under the bus, which I'm hoping happens,
"To be honest I feel on a lulcow spectrum this ranks fairly low in shit to do"
Nah DSP has done this kind of shit for ages and lies through his teeth about it. It's very obvious he looks up walkthroughs before playing games or has a bathroom break and then has some amazing epiphany - but sadly nowadays he just has his chat handhold him through entire games from start to finish at literally every single fucking step.
I feel its pretty high on the lolcow spectrum because a normal person would just struggle for a bit, maybe get pissed off and then say "I'm going to take a break from this game for a while" or just admit "I'm really fucking stuck and this is one of those times I'm going to have to use a guide". If they're lying about it then its such fucking petty shit because its just a fucking video game and its hardly like he's competing for the world speedrun record or some shit - I have much more respect for Billy Mitchell cheating because its for actual record winning plays, this shit is just some random livestream of a faggot playing a game and is inconsequential to anything, The fact they have to lie about it is pathetic.
Did a quick jump jolt and shiver to go over and check ferrets.live since it has been mentioned so many times in the thread. I foolishly assumed they'd be hosting it themselves (since it seems like a pretty niche stream they need ALL the revenue from) but its actually just run on another twitch channel just like Malds(sad).
I'm not sure how Mald's fans fail to see this but do any KF users believe right now that they are looking at a clean, well kept or orderly animal rescue? The floor is literally spotted with filth and animal waste. If there are really 60 animals in that tiny room I think this is almost certainly a form of animal hoarding (common in deranged furry freaks like mald)
TLDR
Welfare check the ferrets!!!!
Edit: this message popped up when I tabbed back in just now. You have to shudder to imagine the lives of the average psfware viewer if they honestly think this
Edit before I even publish: I blew a fuckin' hole in the entirety of my investigation by rewatching the below clip. It seems like the reason there's no business information about his Ferret Rescue is because he's running it as part of Pirate Software. This sounds like its not quite right, and the "Nature of Business" in the below Business Filing doesn't list anything to do with Ferret Care, perhaps you could interpret the Ferret Software Livestream as Streaming/selling Merchandise. Anyways, the point of him misleading people about the Ferret donations stands.
The very last segment "And I thought gross. And the Ferret Rescue is part of the business".
The first hurdle was actually finding the name for it. On Twitch the channel is "Ferret Software", the Website Behind it is "Ferrets.Live", the Ferrets.Live website page text gives it as "Snails House", while the page title adds an apostrophe and the suffix "- Ferret Rescue". The Pirate Software Wiki (Such Faggotry) lists the rescue as just "Snail's House" while the logo literally next to that text says "Snail's House Ferret Sanctuary". So from the very start, a lack of brand cohesion. Its likely a minor point, but a lack of getting the name right feels weird.
Jason often states that its not a charity. They don't take donations, its funded entirely via ad revenue from the Ferret Channel. The specific use of "Ad Revenue" in this context feels dodgy. Most people would read that and hear "All money from the Ferret Software Channel is reinvested in them", but can easily be twisted as "I said the Ad Revenue" and all the subs, bits, gifts and donations income is being pocketed. On top of this, for someone running it off of Ad Revenue, its plastered with donation scoreboards, and no disclosure that there are no donations going towards the Ferret Rescue. This feels very dishonest. Its like if you donated money to a charity, but found out the money went straight to the person running it because you handed it to them the wrong way.
Ok, time for the search. I looked on the Washington Secretary of State Website, and used the CCFS (Corporations and Charities Filing System) to search for the Ferret Rescue Company. Searching for Pirate Software Inc returned Jason's Pirate Software Company.
Its a moot point now that further research has shown that the Ferret Rescue is likely rolled into Pirate Software, but just to cover our bases I'll go through what else I looked for.
Using the CCFS Website, searched for companies under "Snail" as it allows you to search for partial names. No matches. Searched for Ferret, Sanctuary, House and Rescue, and compared these against Jason's addresses, found no matches. Using the advanced tools, searched using the same name Jason registered Pirate Software Inc under, with the only result being Pirate Software. Searched Jason, Thor and Hall and looked through, no matches. Maybe the idea of running a Ferret Sanctuary was lil Pooner's idea. Searched for registry under her names of Bradie, Shaye and Rehmel, with no results.
Jason has shown he's an unreliable narrator, so to double check I repeated the same process as above, but used the Charities section. No results.
This was my first time trying to go in depth, so let me know if I did anything particularly retarded here in my quest for answers.
tl;dr Ferret Sanctuary is part of Pirate Software because he didn't want to bother with 501cs. This feels like its going to cause many problems that could have been resolved by just starting a different company. There are many ways to donate on the Ferret Software Channels, with the implication that they are going towards looking after the Ferrets, but Jason has given himself wiggle room to pocket it and call you stupid for interpreting things the way he wanted you to interpret them.
Mostly posting this to call Thor a mong cunt for having barking dogs at the same place he has stressed out, dying Ferrets. However, its a solid chunk of him trying to keep up his deep voice. There are other places in thread this has been discussed, and his voice is definitely a bit higher in this clip than normal.
I've been trying to add it in for a while, but its not clicking. Here's a direct link to the video, and I have an archive on my PC that I'll see if I can add later.
tl;dr Ferret Sanctuary is part of Pirate Software because he didn't want to bother with 501cs. This feels like its going to cause many problems that could have been resolved by just starting a different company. There are many ways to donate on the Ferret Software Channels, with the implication that they are going towards looking after the Ferrets, but Jason has given himself wiggle room to pocket it and call you stupid for interpreting things the way he wanted you to interpret them.
LMAO, this retard has not been muting his mic for the whole time when doing instances.
He cannot bind spells, he cannot bind mute, how stupid he is?
AND he was complaining that communication was shit.
Wait wait wait wait wait
He is a fucking CLICKER?????
Fuck me dead, that explains so much more than everything else. no wonder he is so ass, the fuck he has such a huge ego?
When I was a officer in a somewhat good (getting world top 100 kills on shit and personally getting world top DPS often) we used a FORUM for applications (im guessing Discord killed guild forums) and one of the requirements was "Post a screenshot of your UI and explain your bindings" and we would always get some retard come along thinking he is good enough because he got carried through all the easy heroic bosses and post their keyboard turning non bound UI and I had so much fun always blasting them.
"I don't need to bind my 2 minute cooldown because I only use it once a fight"
So he plays for 12 hours on a stream, and then he also play video games off stream. Is it addiction? Does he do anything else at all? Any quality time with his pooner wife, or any help at his ferret rescue with 60 disabled animals?
i doubt he does anything useful in his life, maybe play with the ferrets every now and then which are cute
i could be wrong about this so take it with a grain of salt but as far as i can tell from a search from his VODs its been over a year since his last stream working on the game
his excuse "I dont want to spoil you guys so i wont work on it on stream!"
all of his "GAME DEV Q/A" annoy me alot, he either shills his game he doesnt work on, or play path of exile or WoW. he is also a horrible programmer BUT! he has 20 years of experience... you need to understand that..
The specific use of "Ad Revenue" in this context feels dodgy. Most people would read that and hear "All money from the Ferret Software Channel is reinvested in them", but can easily be twisted as "I said the Ad Revenue"
I have seen what ad revenue results are for some of these streamers and I would wager he isn't even using ALL the ad revenue for it. He never said all, just that they're funding it off ad revenue.
Which makes me think he may be pocking a good chunk of it too. Especially with how makeshift and untended to the shithole looks.
E:
There is NO WAY he is open mic talking to his chat...
This 20+ Year veteran doesn't know how to keybind discord so they don't have to hear him ramble to his chat?
People who say Python don't rate a wall or a ditch; and pretty sure this is where most of your problems exist, as Python seems to be everywhere, and is what a majority of the expert beginners seem to know.
Ill add that Python is notorious for being appealing to insecure devs or just beginners because you can basically import a lib and it does all the work for you, this makes it stand out from other back end languages, which explain why he went for it, I know a few people that went the same route but they never touched dev stuff and thats why they did it, because its easier or it sounds easier.
But of course you dont learn as much and constantly rely on download a lib and hope it fixes your problem, something hackerman god gamer here probably intended.
It looks like the Autists at LSF did digging and actually got some decent proof together. It really does appear that he was looking up guides for his Outer Wilds play through when he was getting stuck
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4:12:55: "Oh btw, Im not reading chat today nor can I hear TTS. It won't work". - Seems to want to really indicate that his doing it by himself.and not getting any help.
To be honest I feel on a lulcow spectrum this ranks fairly low in shit to do, I'm sure you could probably do over MOST streamers with this nowadays. But given the last 5 days, I am sure his going to sperg out and come up with some stupid bullshit that will just throw himself even harder under the bus, which I'm hoping happens,
Someone pointed out that he has a mute button in one of his gaslighting attempts in a dungeon run so it's not him not knowing to mute. He just does it intentionally to show to the rest of his dungeon group that his paypigs are very active in giving him money so he has to respond to those super chats. The narcissist is flexing. Many people in LSF came to the same conclusion.
