[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

[Fareal]

Breast augmentation for Phil would be cheap and easy. The surgeon would only need to put in tiny A cup tits, then Phil would just let the surgical wounds get infected and bloat up with pus to D cup size.

Tbh at his weight and figure, they would probably just do a surgical uplift of whats already there. Not much point in trying to pad it out further. Theres a fair chunk of manboob already on the chest wall.

This has also finally caused me to understand why the troons call it a stinkditch. That must reek of festering wound.

 

[wellthathappened]

This has also finally caused me to understand why the troons call it a stinkditch. That must reek of festering wound.

Greta called it a stinkditch after successful healing. That makes it even worse.

 

[nvrwastetree]

hahaha he's doing it in the living room and from the natural light I see, some sort of window is open. No wonder Toren stays locked up in his bedroom.

He's so fucking dumb and lazy he can't be bothered to walk across his filthy hallway to get to the bathroom. Next time he does this, slingblade will catch him in the act, say "wtf you fake latinx tranny?), Then after Phil smartasses him, slingblade will either knock him out, or permanently shove Phil's carrot dilator up into the stinkditch.

 

[FramerGirl420]

He's so fucking dumb and lazy he can't be bothered to walk across his filthy hallway to get to the bathroom. Next time he does this, slingblade will catch him in the act, say "wtf you fake latinx tranny?), Then after Phil smartasses him, slingblade will either knock him out, or permanently shove Phil's carrot dilator up into the stinkditch.

Tbh I feel like he’s doing it in front of a window without blinds completely on purpose. He wants that Mexican dude that always calls him “Mr. Isabel” to see him with a TRUE and HONEST hole in his crotch.
And then at some point, Toren will stumble out of the bedroom, ready for a refill on his taaka vodka, see Phil spread-eagle with a dilator crammed at an awkward angle in his man-made hole, and declare him a TERF and use the opportunity to beg for more $$ so he can find a new SAFE living space far from the gatekeepers who demand that fake vaginas are totally cool and #analrips are totally poseur material.

 

[MG 620]

Tbh I feel like he’s doing it in front of a window without blinds completely on purpose. He wants that Mexican dude that always calls him “Mr. Isabel” to see him with a TRUE and HONEST hole in his crotch.

Spot on! Phil wants the attention. He has nothing else going for him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tbh at his weight and figure, they would probably just do a surgical uplift of whats already there. Not much point in trying to pad it out further. Theres a fair chunk of manboob already on the chest wall.

I’ve wondered about Phil’s other surgeries for precisely that reason. I can’t imagine facial feminisation surgery would be easy when his face is so god damn fat, and it seems like it would be pointless when it’s all going to get lost in his wattle anyway.

 

[The Dude]

Anyone want to take bets on if Phil realizes he needs to sterilize his dilation dildoes after he sticks them in his rotten crotch? If he actually keeps up with his dilation, but doesn't clean his little plastic cocks, he's basically just shoving bits of infected fluids and tissue up his man hole.

In his will he's going to ask for a camera to be placed in his coffin and focused on his taint to broadcast a 24/7 livestream of his rotting cunt.

He's not even waiting until he dies to thrust his rotten crotch at us. He wasn't even out of the hospital before he started posting pics of his nasty nethers.

 

[CorteXY]

Nice diagonal slit, Phil.

"Now remember Phil, when you wipe it's front to back left to right."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How long until Phil gets a poorly drawn tattoo of his disgusting snatch?

People may ask, "are you a Star Wars fan?"

To misquote C3P0 [...]

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Anyone want to take bets on if Phil realizes he needs to sterilize his dilation dildoes after he sticks them in his rotten crotch? If he actually keeps up with his dilation, but doesn't clean his little plastic cocks, he's basically just shoving bits of infected fluids and tissue up his man hole.



He's not even waiting until he dies to thrust his rotten crotch at us. He wasn't even out of the hospital before he started posting pics of his nasty nethers.

$5 says he runs em under lukewarm water for 20 seconds and thats it.

 

[Ravenor]

People may ask, "Sir are you a Star Wars fan?" causing much bounceing and squeaking on Phil's part.

Fixed.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

$5 says he runs em under lukewarm water for 20 seconds and thats it.

That long?!

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

It looks crooked because he's trying to hold the dilator in place with his thighs and the angle he's taken the photo from shows different levels of swelling on each side of his pubic area. He's supposed to keep continuous pressure on it when he's dilating. He also seems to barely have his knees bent, which will further reduce how deep he can insert the dilator.

Exactly. It's hard to say just how messed up it really is down there until all the swelling goes down. No idea how long that'll take.

This is all assuming he doesn't get a serious infection or stops dilating before then, of course.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ten years ago, the internet at large discovered Phil because he drew a picture of Sasuke shooting John McCain in the face.

A decade later, he doesn't appear to give a shit about Naruto and how he has a horrifying mound of raw hamburger meat for genitals, and is obsessed with bicycles, which he can't even ride.

Really makes you think.

 

[LtCucumber]

Exactly. It's hard to say just how messed up it really is down there until all the swelling goes down. No idea how long that'll take.

This is all assuming he doesn't get a serious infection or stops dilating before then, of course.

it's wonky and asymmetrical as hell, it's gonna look bad either way.

I also wonder how he feels knowing his plan to get revenge on KF didn't work? Mostly because it just gives the forum more material to laugh at him with? (Honestly this is the thing that's made me actually interested in looking at content about him on the reg, and I'm guessing that maybe some others here are the same) He didn't think this through, clearly. Dude's just dug himself a bigger hole. Figuratively and literally.

I don't even think it's gonna work for any other site or group of people that have been taking the piss since day 1.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So when can we expect for this to happen, only starting at his prosthetic crotch instead of a prosthetic arm?

 

[registereduser]

Breast augmentation for Phil would be cheap and easy. The surgeon would only need to put in tiny A cup tits, then Phil would just let the surgical wounds get infected and bloat up with pus to D cup size.

There's actually a form of breast augmentation called string implants that work nearly exactly like that. It's how some pornstars get those gigantic cartoon tits.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ten years ago, the internet at large discovered Phil because he drew a picture of Sasuke shooting John McCain in the face.

A decade later, he doesn't appear to give a shit about Naruto and how he has a horrifying mound of raw hamburger meat for genitals, and is obsessed with bicycles, which he can't even ride.

Really makes you think.

I like to imagine that there's some parallel universe where Phil never got into identity politics. He found a female anime sperg, they got married, she encouraged him to get therapy. Having a clearer idea of himself, he decided to follow his interests and he now works in the Philadelphia traffic department where his dedication to clear, efficient signage has earned him several promotions and an excellent salary. He has a nice house in the suburbs and he's very happy.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Wait he actually got it? I thought the post from the hospital was fake. Wow, didn't believe he had the balls (heh).

 

[Meowthkip]

I like to imagine that there's some parallel universe where Phil never got into identity politics. He found a female anime sperg, they got married, she encouraged him to get therapy. Having a clearer idea of himself, he decided to follow his interests and he now works in the Philadelphia traffic department where his dedication to clear, efficient signage has earned him several promotions and an excellent salary. He has a nice house in the suburbs and he's very happy.

But does he still draw shitty Naruto fanart?

... I would hope so.