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Ancient sapphic ritual: take a shower
Ancient sapphic ritual: brush your teeth
Ancient sapphic ritual: shave
Ancient sapphic ritual: be a normal fucking person
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Ancient sapphic ritual: brush your teeth
Ancient sapphic ritual: shave
Ancient sapphic ritual: be a normal fucking person
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Kevin needs another $200 dollarrydoos
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Has Bonobo leaving the Tranch so that he can blow his troon load into the never-ending madness which is Kindless destroyed the Tranch economy?
Kathryn Gibes 🏳️⚧️✨ on Twitter: "Hey everyone, I need to do this on…
archived 23 Nov 2021 21:16:59 UTC
Has Bonobo leaving the Tranch so that he can blow his troon load into the never-ending madness which is Kindless destroyed the Tranch economy?
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No, I reckon Coomthryn is in extreme cope mode this Cyber Monday/Black Friday and he requires more overpriced plastic crap than usual.
He might feel bolder than usual with Pablo gone, though.
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Ah yes, I had forgotten about the most holy day of the year for consoomers.
Bees in the marmalade
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Just want to take a moment to appreciate that although the profile pictures in that screenshot are small, you can still see notable hair loss when comparing his current profile picture to the one on kofi 
Can't wait to see what new plastic junk he's bought this time.
ETA: lol 2 new switch games on the amazon wishlist
Can't wait to see what new plastic junk he's bought this time.
ETA: lol 2 new switch games on the amazon wishlist
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I'd like to take a moment to elaborate on some of the finer points of the Pokemon games for those who aren't aware.Just want to take a moment to appreciate that although the profile pictures in that screenshot are small, you can still see notable hair loss when comparing his current profile picture to the one on kofi
Can't wait to see what new plastic junk he's bought this time.
ETA: lol 2 new switch games on the amazon wishlist
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Every couple years or so, the publishers of Pokemon come out with a new "generation" of games. Included in this generation is a centerpiece duo of games with a new region, mechanics, and Pokemon. For example, Pokemon Sword/Shield were Generation VIII's centerpiece games. Each generation also consists of a number of spinoff games (Pokemon Pinball, Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, etc). Since Generation III's Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green, each generation (with the exception of Generations V and VII) also included a remake of an earlier generation's game duo. This "Pokemon Brilliant Diamond" we see on Kevin's Amazon wishlist is one such remake- Pokemon Diamond was a game that originally came out in Generation IV.
What does this mean? Essentially, it means that instead of consooming a $60 repackaging of a game from 2006, Kevin can play that exact same game (with the exception of a few minor mechanics changes between generations) online, for free, right now. In fact, if he wished, Kevin could play an improved version of that game online, for free, right now. To do so requires no technical skill at all- the only thing Kevin has to do is press the "play game online" button and use a new set of controls. Kevin is not paying for a new Pokemon game. What he is paying for is a reskin of that game in chibi sprites, when a virtually identical and 100% cheaper alternative exists.
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The way I see it Kev's consumerism makes more sense if you see it as a religious ritual instead of as anything else.
Catholics believe that you have to use unleavened bread and wine in the Eucharist. Jews believe you have to sacrifice a pure red calf when you dedicate a temple. In the same way, Kevin's rituals will only "work" if he consooms just the right product in the right way.
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a flattering angle..........
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Paul's departure means that they lost what I believe to be one of their two uncastrated male workers, you kind of need testosterone to do any amount of serious physical labor and all of the tranchers have either been castrated/riddled with opposite sex hormones or both (albeit they would still be shit ranchers even if they had more than two testicles, which belong to sky and sky alone to my knowledge amongst themselves, that is, if every trancher still had unmolested testicles the animals would still be starving to death but they would complete projects maybe 5% faster)
How many times has he E-begged this week? 3? 4? for fucks sake Kevin you truly have no fucking shame. At the same time, it's kind of respectable, strangely admirable. Kevin while not having any physical balls has some serious metaphorical balls, repeatedly and fucking consistently virtually panhandling.
Kevin MUST Consoom in the same way that a junkie MUST get his fix. It's why they function, It's a big reason why they get up in the morning. When junkies can't get their fix they go through withdrawl, when Kevin can't consoom he gets depressed. Kevin can't ejaculate and so his only sources of pleasure are twitter horny posting, expanding his gunt via Phil's burritos and consooming children's toys.
Look at his male skull, his male torso, his male fat distribution, his male arms. If you squint a little bit and imagine that the long hair isn't present but instead Phil has a shaved head, he kind of looks like the glasses wearing guy in Full Metal Jacket.
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I mean, isn't that just the inverse of the Michigan Womyn's Festival and "Camp Trans"?
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Eh don't try to be the "Ideal" man, just try to be a man your happy to be.
Last I checked, outside of grilling and barbeque cooking isn't really considered a particularly "Manly" thing.
And baking definitely isn't
But I enjoy both those things (along with Grilling and Barbeque.)
You don't have to know how to fucking fix a car engine on your own, or be able to build your entire house from nothing to be a good man that your family would be proud to have raised.
Chase your happiness . just don't get bamboozled by it so hard that you chop your dick off and claim to be a woman. because at that point you haven't just gotten on the wrong path, but you've fallen off the path entirely and are now free falling into the gaping chasm below, at the bottom of which you'll find only the stinking mutilated, fake breast festooned and dickless corpses of the 41%
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I'm a bit late on some stuff, but just wanted to get in here while still barely relevant to the discussion. Not quite "fuck, marry, kill" but out of Kevvie, Wedge and Neck, I hope Neck kills himself the soonest and Kevvie lives the longest.
Neck seems so absolutely worthless to me. He isn't even as entertaining as Wedge, who isn't even entertaining enough on his own to earn his own thread. Snow is cocaine? That's gotta be some of the dumbest shit I've heard since grade school. It was so fucking stupid it took the thread a little while to even put it together. Not because it was a hard connection to make, but because it seemed like such an unlikely joke an adult would make.
Didn't Neck have all these blogs and shit where he kept talking about what a smart and brilliant guy he was? He looks like a nerd but he doesn't seem intelligent in any way whatsoever. He's got the nerd look but doesn't have any nerd powers. The 'snow being cocaine' thing isn't even an anti-joke. I love anti-jokes.
Here's one: How do you make a plumber cry?
Murder his family.
lmao. It's amusing but I'm not sure why. What does being a plumber have to do with anything? lol. So stupid, it's kinda clever.
Snow is cocaine...?
I suspect that Neck might be a budding drug addict. Certain drugs (like meth) can cause arthritic-like symptoms and withdrawal can cause muscle pain all over your body. It just depends. It'd also explain his fucking moods. Uppers will sometimes do this because your body is constantly in something like fight or flight mode. He looks pretty healthy still, but that could be makeup? I haven't had time to really look through his photos. Maybe they're old photos that were taken weeks or months ago?
I've started to worry about Kevvie's revision surgery, I'm concerned that it might accelerate his decline a little too much. It surprises and even scares me a little bit that Kevvie exists in the first place. If you think about it, if you were born with Kevvie's DNA and grew up in the same environment with the same experiences, you'd be Kevvie. Troubling, isn't it?
Someone needs to sit Kevvie down and just say, "look dude, you're never going to be a woman. You'll never even come close to ever looking like one. You're just a sad sack of mutilated male human. The longer you run from this, the worse your life will get." Of course it would be completely pointless, but I'd love to see his face when someone tells him some shit like that. I wonder if he'd cry or lose his shit by getting that small dose of reality.
That's really why they all live so far away from everything in their little bubble away from the big bad world. They can't deal with people who are not playing along with their delusions. They're quite unequipped to handle any uncontrolled environment. That's how fragile these people are.
Don't these two look like complete tards? I can't believe someone would post a picture of themselves that looked this bad to any public platform. They look like two tards that have their tard-wranglers hovering barely out of camera view, ready to step in and save the poor dog.
Neck seems so absolutely worthless to me. He isn't even as entertaining as Wedge, who isn't even entertaining enough on his own to earn his own thread. Snow is cocaine? That's gotta be some of the dumbest shit I've heard since grade school. It was so fucking stupid it took the thread a little while to even put it together. Not because it was a hard connection to make, but because it seemed like such an unlikely joke an adult would make.
Didn't Neck have all these blogs and shit where he kept talking about what a smart and brilliant guy he was? He looks like a nerd but he doesn't seem intelligent in any way whatsoever. He's got the nerd look but doesn't have any nerd powers. The 'snow being cocaine' thing isn't even an anti-joke. I love anti-jokes.
Here's one: How do you make a plumber cry?
Murder his family.
lmao. It's amusing but I'm not sure why. What does being a plumber have to do with anything? lol. So stupid, it's kinda clever.
Snow is cocaine...?
I suspect that Neck might be a budding drug addict. Certain drugs (like meth) can cause arthritic-like symptoms and withdrawal can cause muscle pain all over your body. It just depends. It'd also explain his fucking moods. Uppers will sometimes do this because your body is constantly in something like fight or flight mode. He looks pretty healthy still, but that could be makeup? I haven't had time to really look through his photos. Maybe they're old photos that were taken weeks or months ago?
I've started to worry about Kevvie's revision surgery, I'm concerned that it might accelerate his decline a little too much. It surprises and even scares me a little bit that Kevvie exists in the first place. If you think about it, if you were born with Kevvie's DNA and grew up in the same environment with the same experiences, you'd be Kevvie. Troubling, isn't it?
Someone needs to sit Kevvie down and just say, "look dude, you're never going to be a woman. You'll never even come close to ever looking like one. You're just a sad sack of mutilated male human. The longer you run from this, the worse your life will get." Of course it would be completely pointless, but I'd love to see his face when someone tells him some shit like that. I wonder if he'd cry or lose his shit by getting that small dose of reality.
That's really why they all live so far away from everything in their little bubble away from the big bad world. They can't deal with people who are not playing along with their delusions. They're quite unequipped to handle any uncontrolled environment. That's how fragile these people are.
Don't these two look like complete tards? I can't believe someone would post a picture of themselves that looked this bad to any public platform. They look like two tards that have their tard-wranglers hovering barely out of camera view, ready to step in and save the poor dog.
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Kevin celebrates polyamory day and professes his love for his girlfriends, followed up by him imploring if he forgot any of them. That’s what real love looks like, people. I reserve the term “true love” for the bond that Bonnie and Kindness share. [A]
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paging dr. @Chapstick4Lyfe. Need 200$ worth of plastic injected.Kevin needs another $200 dollarrydoos
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Kathryn Gibes 🏳️⚧️✨ on Twitter: "Hey everyone, I need to do this on…
archived 23 Nov 2021 21:16:59 UTC
Has Bonobo leaving the Tranch so that he can blow his troon load into the never-ending madness which is Kindless destroyed the Tranch economy?
I'm a Pokemon fan and understand reliving nosralgia and the social aspect of playing multiplayer of the game again, but holy shit he doesn't just buy one, he said he got the two pack bundle. Why? No, really, motherfucker said he already has a living Pokedex. That means he likely has all Pokemon from both versions already. Pokemon splits itself into 2 to encourage trading: the difference is almost always just the Pokemon in it and sometimes a feature or two. Getting both is a giant fucking waste if you're just going to rub your grimy hands over one.
I also doubt Kevin does battles, maybe one or two with friends, but that's it. He doesn't seem to be the sporting type. Which still makes the whole thing completely pointless: all that leaves is Pokedex stuff. Which he already has.
Just found out it is polyamory day and I'm glad I don't participate in polyamory nor do I have to share partners or keep track of people
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Troon Brock Lesnar and troon Phillip Seymour Hoffman. (Rip psh)
Jesus christ. True and honest, I guess
Jesus christ. True and honest, I guess
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This thread makes me wish Twitter had an autistic rating
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Kevin needs another $200 dollarrydoos
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Kathryn Gibes 🏳️⚧️✨ on Twitter: "Hey everyone, I need to do this on…
archived 23 Nov 2021 21:16:59 UTC
Has Bonobo leaving the Tranch so that he can blow his troon load into the never-ending madness which is Kindless destroyed the Tranch economy?
"one more time"
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"While paying us pennies".
Nigger who the fuck is "us"? Kevin, you don't do shit and haven't worked for years. You fat dickless slob. A true champion of the working class. lol
Nigger who the fuck is "us"? Kevin, you don't do shit and haven't worked for years. You fat dickless slob. A true champion of the working class. lol
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I know this is Adulting 101 but if you have $400 in "unexpected bills" every fucking month then they're not unexpected, they are expected.
Line item: $400--misc bills
I wonder what the trancher in the XS yurt thinks about this. If I lived in that thing, I would wait for the sweet cherry embrace of carbon monoxide poisoning to take me away.
Line item: $400--misc bills
I wonder what the trancher in the XS yurt thinks about this. If I lived in that thing, I would wait for the sweet cherry embrace of carbon monoxide poisoning to take me away.
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MUST
CONSOOM
Kevin has few other pleasures in life and he MUST CONSOOM in order to not fall into a depressive state.