Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Pizdec]

Jesus this almost needs to be hidden in a spoiler, it made me physically recoil to imagine. Being smothered by a stinkditch… gags

Wedge sitting on Kevin and knocking him out is a funny mental image. Also can't wait for Wedge's amhole saga, cause it'll be even more of a reason to not give him a thread as he whines and complains about living in the shadow of Kevin while he struggles.

 

[Meiwaku]

No the third person is probably because you WATCH porn. If you're WATCHING porn you are a third-person viewer.

Also if anything you're not the cuck, you're the alpha (lmao) and Kevin is the cuck because he is the one you cuck when you visit

While Penny is trying to grift for two now, Kevin is playing mine craft. He also mentioned he won't stream I wanted some amcraft

 

[Thumb Butler]

I really, really hope Wedge gets denied his caregiver. Not just because he absolutely doesn't need it, will be taking care from someone who does need it, because I pity the poor underpaid and overworked soul that will have to put up with his feigned deafness and constant tard raging-- I hope he doesn't get it because the reeeeing on Twitter will produce creamy and delicious milk

Imagine before the internet, Wedge and Kevin would sort glass for a living and pay their taxes just like you and me, and they would be way more happy.

 

[Pizdec]

Imagine before the internet, Wedge and Kevin would sort glass for a living and pay their taxes just like you and me, and they would be way more happy.

People like Kevin and Wedge would still be tard raging and existing, maybe not Wedge, but definitely Kevin. The only thing the internet has done has given them an outlet today, versus a CSI: Las Vegas episode yesterday.

 

[Thumb Butler]

People like Kevin and Wedge would still be tard raging and existing, maybe not Wedge, but definitely Kevin. The only thing the internet has done has given them an outlet today, versus a CSI: Las Vegas episode yesterday.

And this thread. which is possibly the best on the whole site? It's such a joy to read.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Picture Wedge yelling into his phone: "I said I need a sign language interpreter fucking yesterday, you old bitch! Are you fucking DEAF?!"

Here is some Deaf Wedge lore.

Wedge is not proficient in ASL and doesn't like being called out on it


Wedge trying to gatekeep and getting his bussy blasted by an actual Deaf person who basically calls Wedge pathetic for making being deaf his personality


Wedge is shit at ASL part II


Wedge is shit at ASL part III (and being a troon and being autistic are basically the same thing)

 

[Pizdec]

Wedge trying to gatekeep and getting his bussy blasted by an actual Deaf person who basically calls Wedge pathetic for making being deaf his personality

Makes me think of Russel Greer, and how Russel has frequently excused his shitty additude and personality with his frozen face. Because when you boil it down, the only problem he really has is that his face is stuck.

 

[blacksmith tony]

it never gets old watching wedge start petty fights on twitter only to have it blow up on him.

 

[Meiwaku]

DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
then imagine "DO IT FOR HER" but it's pictures of Kevin all over

Imagine no longer dear friend

edited the bg to be the same color the original image is really low quality so i am gomen

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Imagine no longer dear friend
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That's nice, but it needs more pictures of the amhole, because what else are we doing it for?

 

[CheesyBoy]

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Why would you capitalize "deaf?" It's and adjective, not a proper noun.

 

[Meiwaku]

Why would you capitalize "deaf?" It's and adjective, not a proper noun.

they can't hear it if it's lowercase

 

[M3xus]

Regular deaf refers to the disability. Capital D Deaf refers to the culture deaf people made for themselves.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Why would you capitalize "deaf?" It's and adjective, not a proper noun.

Because uppity deafos like being called Deaf. If you are unaware of the Deaf community and the sneed and seethe they produce, you are missing out.

 

[tiggles]

Wedge is shit at ASL part II

Lmao. This is genuinely a hilariously retarded take. Alright for those of you who don’t know (and I barely know so I will explain badly), American Sign Language/ASL sentence structure composition is not parallel to spoken English, but many people assume it is. Instead, the grammar of ASL is similar to a creole language. A creole language happens when two+ languages are combined. For example, the biggest creole language right now is Haitian Creole - most of the words are old French, but the grammar is constructed from a simplified language from the Congo.

Similarly, ASL uses English words but typically uses simplified Subject-Verb-Object grammar, although you can change the order of words as long as you accompany it with an appropriate tilt of your head. So wedge might sign “amhole don’tlike me it gross” which is a topic-comment-refrerent-referent-comment construction. He wants the assistant with a straight face to turn to the other party and say “amhole dontlike wedge it gross” instead of saying what the sentence MEANS, which is “wedge doesn’t like the amhole. He says he thinks it’s gross.”

What’s possibly more likely is, since wedge doesn’t understand sign language well, he uses English grammar and just drops random words and wants his tard wrangler to basically go “me Tarzan - you jane. Wedge need food stamp for eat” for an hour straight.

Edit: here is an extremely good example for English speakers of what a creole might sound like. This woman is speaking Tok Pisin. There is debate as to whether Tok Pisin is a pidgin (simplified/possible precursor to a creole) or a full-fledged creole, but I wanted to share this example to show how English words with a wildly different grammar sound - basically what wedge is demanding his tard wrangler do. https://youtu.be/qn6h7A_ddHc

 

[In the Sick of It]

Wedge sitting on Kevin and knocking him out is a funny mental image. Also can't wait for Wedge's amhole saga, cause it'll be even more of a reason to not give him a thread as he whines and complains about living in the shadow of Kevin while he struggles.

Imagine Wedge forcing some poor caregiver to help him up onto Kevryn's face since he's so "disabled."

 

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Kevin eyes up another potential grooming victim. [L/A]




Kevin, you literally live on a ranch full of dudes and spend every day surrounded by cock you fucking poser. [L/A]



Kevin weighs in on the differences of estrogen vs. testosterone on his nonexistent libido. [L/A]



Our resident deaf clown prostitute had to call in to work because he was kept awake by a car alarm. [L/A]

 

[Meiwaku]

Kevin eyes up another potential grooming victim. [L/A]
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Kevin, you literally live on a ranch full of dudes and spend every day surrounded by cock you fucking poser. [L/A]
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Kevin weighs in on the differences of estrogen vs. testosterone on his nonexistent libido. [L/A]
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Our resident deaf clown prostitute had to call in to work because he was kept awake by a car alarm. [L/A]
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And "Salina" is doing this. Also RT-ing about humanizing autistic people. Isn't that what this site does?

 

[Hitman One]

I-I-I'm totally not coping and seething chuds!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1481695745757433862

 

[kazuhiro]

I-I-I'm totally not coping and seething chuds!!

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1481695745757433862

Why would he think someone tweeting a photo of his face is trying for "an own," hmm? The laddy doth protest too much, methinks.