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[Exuvia]

What disturbs me the most is the reference to 'dripping' since there was no penetration that would have required lube and he doesn't have any natural lubrication. Did he pee? Did the vibrations from the wand force some unholy liquid slurry out of the amhole?

I believe the general consensus is that it's precum. Urine is a fair guess too, however.

 

[Law]

It's a trap. If you comply with a genderspecial's wish to be addressed as 'it' on twitter,

Remember "If you give a mouse a cookie"? If you give a troon a pronoun, it's the same thing.

Then I found this thread and all was made clear. This person is the purest definition of a horrorcow.

Our boy Kevvie also stands out to me because of the number of cow clusters he's spawned. We've got all the Tranchers, the Korps, several side-shows in Beauty Parlor, Wedge (who will never get his own thread), Mode_view, and now raging Rioley. My man just attracts lunatics who Tweet everything.

Remember when one of the things that caught kiwi attention with Kevin was him saying he loved dilating?
Good times.

I memba. And honestly it makes me wonder what the future holds for our guy.
It's basically guaranteed that he's never going to be satisfied with his transition ( a transwoman's body, like Disneyland, is never finished - it's also an overpriced simulacrum backed by a ruthless corporate monolith and full of plastic and junk food, but I digress), but I think Amhole put him off more surgery. He'll thirst tweet about bolt-ons but never actually get them. I think he'll get more bored of trans rights stuff and start getting more into furry stuff.

 

[s0mbra]

Everyone already knows Laura has their own thread, no use going after someone who is trying to do better.

He was using a vibration wand that he seemed to be applying directly to the 'clit'/head of the penis. Those type of wands are popular among actual women and are not designed for penetration (they're huge and more powerful than your average vibrator designed for penetration) and they're often used on the outside of the vulva on top of where the clitoris is, because the vibrations will work all the way through to the internal clitoral nerves as well. Kevin in contrast probably has to shove it right up against the remains of his glans to get off. It's probably pretty painful.

What disturbs me the most is the reference to 'dripping' since there was no penetration that would have required lube and he doesn't have any natural lubrication. Did he pee? Did the vibrations from the wand force some unholy liquid slurry out of the amhole?

Precum.
Because even if shriveled from drugs, he still has a prostate.
Because he is still a man lul

 

[AMHOLIO]

I doubt Wedge is smart enough to look through decades of Burlesque/strip history to find his True and Honest girlie name.

Like a true tranny coomer he just settled on a bunch of porn names he fapped to before and called it a day.


Holy shit, the mental games trannies play on the rest of us are too fast to keep up with.

Like a year or two ago, calling a troon “it” was dehumanizing and cancellation/re-education camp reason.

Now it’s fucking dehumanizing when you DONT call them “it”.

Just more proof that the ultimate goal of these psychopaths and narcissists are power trips and more rape opportunities.

If it’s confusing for us, then imagine how your average, pussyhat-wearing, good liberal ally/tranny maid feels.

Oh ho ho ho, you weren't on the tumblr hellsite back in the day or the farms thread about it, were you? That's not a bad thing as you avoided AIDS, but it does mean you missed the birth of the "its" crowd. I think it was about 2012-2014 where transgender issues were taking off along with neopronouns and otherkin. They're doing this unironically. Usually it is because they like to be edgy or even MORE different than the other kids, but also sometimes to feel more like an animal (if you are a wolf and people refer to you as "its" and "its" is an animal pronoun = you are wolf in all but physical). And of course, some have a degradation fetish.

There are people who do this to ensnare others in horrendous bpd traps but most do it for the other reasons previously stated. Somw grow out of it, but others have eternal autism.

He lives in a glass house and wants to throw bricks, but only when no one notices. Kevin is a malevolent person at heart, but lacks the stones (lol) to actually do anything about it. That's why he can only sit there and imagine doing bad things to his enemies like pouring sugar in their gas tanks or using the Death Note on them.

I feel like this is another reason Kevin can be compared to Chris: he's not dangerous unless there is someone weak enough to abuse around him that others approve of. Chris has stronger values and opinions which is fucking wild to say but here we are, gazing into the amhole and finding someone lamer than Chris staring back.

And just a day after I asked about Rioley's background, he helpfully shared that he works as a cook:

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan , would you like to take a look at Kevin's ex's food and compare it to Penny at the ranch? Did Kevin keep the right boyfriend based on cooking or is Chef BOYripley the better option?

Also at the person who thinks it is everyone elses' problem if they don't accept his dogness. He really should hope he isn't a dog, he'd have a very short lifespan and have to shit in the yard if so.

And, again, socially anxious mess, he's probably the type of person who thinks saying, "Sorry, I zoned out for a minute. Can you please repeat yourself?" will lead to confrontation or make things horribly awkward, because everyone already hates him

Ironically he's not wrong, they just hate him for reasons he doesn't realize.

 

[Faggy Blanket]

I've followed this thread since its inception, and pictures of Kevin's face have never failed to make my skin crawl. I said once that Kevin's face disgusts me more than the amhole, and I mean it. His face is the perfect visual representation of all his nasty traits and behaviors. It's not just the moon craters, unkempt eyebrows, forehead wrinkles, greasy hair, receding hairline, or the rotted yellow-gray teeth of his permanent autogynesmile, but the fact that he claims to be attractive while looking the way he does. Whether that's because he's purely coping, or too busy cooming because of his fetish, or he's actually delusional, I don't know, but GOD he's ugly. The best part is that his outer appearance perfectly reflects what's on the inside.

He looks right into his phone camera and takes these pictures knowing exactly what he looks like. He tweets about being "hot" and looking better than "cis" (REAL) women, while looking the way he does. He grooms "eggs" with the promise that they too, can look like hot bimbos, while of course claiming to be a hot bimbo himself. He constantly talks down on "unqueers" and says that transitioning and being trans is very sexual and kinky, which is why they're jealous of people like him. He thinks the very idea of him transitioning is hot, AKA openly admitting that it's all a fucking fetish to him. It's obvious that being sexually attractive is all that matters to him, but he's utterly failed at that.

And hell, Kevin isn't even attractive personality-wise, because he's failed at even being a decent person. He snaps at children (stay strong, Overwatch kid), does absolutely nothing to contribute to the tranch, is a shitty son and sibling (falling out with his mom and brother, skinwalking his fucking sister), and harasses random people who are just trying to go about their day without encountering an idiot (godspeed, Walmart Karen). He isn't even a passable sexual partner given Penny and Wedge's utter lack of interest in him when it comes down to having actual sex and not LARPing on Twitter. As a person, he's desirable to no one besides his echo chamber of troons online who are just like him. No one wants him, sexually or otherwise.

Despite being unattractive in every sense of the word, he still has the nerve to call himself hot (read: desirable) and it's like, Kevin, bitch where? It's not on the outside, and it sure as hell isn't on the inside. You know how leftists say "give me the confidence of a mediocre white man?" Well, give me the confidence of Kevin Gibes, one of the most mediocre white men to ever exist.

Oh, and I almost forgot to say it: Kevin, you'll never be a woman.

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Spoiler: The Kevin tweet in question

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1315449011520897025

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[Neurotypical Mantis]

A bit late, but I gave it a try.
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Kevin patch notes:

• Removed his blemishes
• Smoothed skin and wrinkles (his craterface and forehead wrinkles are still slipping out)
• Changed his hair color in an attempt to make it less fried looking
• Reshaped his face, smaller chin, smaller nose, thinner face. Fuller cheeks, increased lip size, smaller brow ridge, smaller forehead
• Gave him makeup (blush, lipstick, eyeshadow, mascara) and contour

All in all he still looks uncanny and ugly, but he could definitely make a noticeable difference with daily skincare and showering.

i'm not well versed in this thread (and this is kind of late) so i'll delete if i should but i tried my hand at improving this with faceapp, etc. still kind of horrifying but i think it's still a little better

still reeks of troon, that part is unfixable

 

[lfaw]

i'm not well versed in this thread (and this is kind of late) so i'll delete if i should but i tried my hand at improving this with faceapp, etc. still kind of horrifying but i think it's still a little better
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still reeks of troon, that part is unfixable

We're probably getting close to what Kevin thinks he sees in the mirror.

 

[Mr. Internet]

We're probably getting close to what Kevin thinks he sees in the mirror.

In comparison, real KevKev just looks worse and worse

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

otherkin

I'm honestly surprised that wokists haven't tried to normalise otherkin yet.

 

[behindyourightnow]

i'm not well versed in this thread (and this is kind of late) so i'll delete if i should but i tried my hand at improving this with faceapp, etc. still kind of horrifying but i think it's still a little better
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still reeks of troon, that part is unfixable

Poor Kevin definitely wants to steal that for his twitter profile picture but then he would have to admit to reading this thread.

I'm honestly surprised that wokists haven't tried to normalise otherkin yet.

Oh, it's coming.

 

[Old Fart]

...and former festival organizer:
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Yes, Rioley, and now imagine the organiser makes one microscopic misstep (like inviting a speaker who has a father who once visited a town where the KKK had an annual meeting in the 40s), and immediately being canceled and being piled upon by feckless cunts like you.

This isn't group therapy.

...now you tell me

Poor Kevin definitely wants to steal that for his twitter profile picture but then he would have to admit to reading this thread.

Oh, it's coming.

No it can't, it has no nads.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan , would you like to take a look at Kevin's ex's food and compare it to Penny at the ranch? Did Kevin keep the right boyfriend based on cooking or is Chef BOYripley the better option?

That looks disgusting. It looks like he overcooked it or let it sit too long because it's just a clump of stuff at that point. I don't even know what it is but it looks gross.

Still looks better than the tranch food, though.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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I think a plain old biohazard symbol would do the trick, Wedge.

wow ya know I've said before I ain't much of a praying man but if this truly is the beginning of the end days from the book of revelation then all I can say enjoy your mark of the beast wedgie boy it'll let the big man upstairs know to leave your sorry ass behind when judgment day comes.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I swear to god all that these fucking putrid dipshits do all day is post idiotic and gross takes as transphobe bait and they wonder why everyone, even some of the trans community hates them and people talk insane amount of shit on what a disgrace they are. Just GROSS!

I don't think anyone would care so much if you participate in other threads than your own if you put more effort in this kind of just comes across as a low-effort take. Like, no shit they're gross? There's 1000+ pages of this thread, their grossness is pretty much agreed upon consensus at this point. If you've got something to say about specific posts made recently you want to comment on then do it, but if you just sperg "UGH these trannies are gross and give us all a bad name!" people are probably gonna turn it back against you and think you are attention whoring or trying to put them down to lift yourself up by comparison. Not saying you're definitely doing that but.... that's how some people are going to take it. Just saying.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I feel like this is another reason Kevin can be compared to Chris: he's not dangerous unless there is someone weak enough to abuse around him that others approve of. Chris has stronger values and opinions which is fucking wild to say but here we are, gazing into the amhole and finding someone lamer than Chris staring back.

This is an interesting point, but it's almost impossible to find someone so incredibly spineless that Kevin can boss them around. Consider his attempts so far. Kevin does his shit on Twitter nearly 24/7, searching for someone pathetic enough that Kevin's leeching looks like #lifegoals to them. In a population that self-selects for ineptitude, poor social skills, and susceptibility to gaslighting (tranny Twitter), Kevin has only found one person who his grooming works on- Mode_View. While there's an argument to be made about that weird magical Tweet he made that hatches eggs like it's Easter, it worked in conjunction with the combined grooming of other trannies over a period of months or years. All of this has combined to mean that Kevin is weak enough to be almost completely benign.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This is an interesting point, but it's almost impossible to find someone so incredibly spineless that Kevin can boss them around. Consider his attempts so far. Kevin does his shit on Twitter nearly 24/7, searching for someone pathetic enough that Kevin's leeching looks like #lifegoals to them. In a population that self-selects for ineptitude, poor social skills, and susceptibility to gaslighting (tranny Twitter), Kevin has only found one person who his grooming works on- Mode_View. While there's an argument to be made about that weird magical Tweet he made that hatches eggs like it's Easter, it worked in conjunction with the combined grooming of other trannies over a period of months or years. All of this has combined to mean that Kevin is weak enough to be almost completely benign.

Until he's left alone with a child.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I'm impressed Kevin hasn't Yaniv'd himself yet. Or maybe he has and is just keeping quiet about the unclit.

Kevin doesn’t touch his “clit” because it makes him cry. It’s a fucking larp. He’s a sexless deflated butterball who grooms cuz he cants cooomz.

Kevin really thinks he’s the poster child for being “trans” and will only ever talk positive about his decision to get a sausage lop after 2 years of being a “woman”. This is why it’s extra funny when he laments his skuffed hole.

I swear to god all that these fucking putrid dipshits do all day is post idiotic and gross takes as transphobe bait and they wonder why everyone, even some of the trans community hates them and people talk insane amount of shit on what a disgrace they are. Just GROSS!

To quote myself when talking about Kevin

Kevin really is every AGP troon stereotype. So much so that’s it’s honestly offensive in how lazy of a stereotype it is. I can’t think of a single stereotype Kevin doesn’t fall into. That’s why we love him.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Spoiler: Neck caps

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Manic? You don't have a mood disorder, or did you just call dibs on bipolar?
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Next he'll be claiming plurality, I'll put my money on it.
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We could already tell you're a dad, Neck.
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Neither of your wives were hot?

I have to wonder what Neck's thoughts on being a side-attraction in Kev's thread are or would be. He's obviously joined the bandwagon for the ass-pats and donations, but all he's gotten out of it is his face, name, and background in Kev's thread. He also must have thought he could seamlessly blend in, but it feels like hardly anyone on Twitter actually likes him/wants to support him. Shouldn't that be a blow to his socio/narc ego?

>I'm wondering how I've been stabbed so few times in my life

We're all wondering that about you, Necky.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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