Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

chimpSculpture_ said:
What's his obsession with eggs all of a sudden?
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He goes through food phases. We got a solid month or so of ribs. Expect another 3 weeks of nothing but eggs. He's built his tolerance now, who knows how many eggs he can truly handle.

Regarding the deep friedeggs, that's actually a thing. It's called a scotch egg. It's not done at all how Cobes did it of course but it's not unheard of. Josh really out here thinking he invented something.

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Dr. Jekyll said:
100% they hate that he doesn't need to work. most of reddit are leftists who wish they had it as good as cobes and so seethe with jealousy that he is living a life they can only dream of
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It's really sad - how hard would it be for them to really escape wagie hell if they're not disabled.

They should spend more time trying to get a real job instead of watching out dark lord...
 
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Jord weens made a new subreddit for whatever reason, and have dug up Alicia Rhodey's pic.

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This new boards seems to be significantly more "WingsofRedemption Community" inspired than the OG one and they seem to be openly trying to contact Ellen more and more, much to the old boards frustration. I'd say we're probably past the Rubicon where we'll start seeing psychotics make a much more active effort to get a hold of people in Jord's day to day life.

Get your chuckles in while you can, gang. I see shit getting really faggy really quickly with this new crowd getting involved.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Jord weens made a new subreddit for whatever reason, and have dug up Alicia Rhodey's pic.

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This new boards seems to be significantly more "WingsofRedemption Community" inspired than the OG one and they seem to be openly trying to contact Ellen more and more, much to the old boards frustration. I'd say we're probably past the Rubicon where we'll start seeing psychotics make a much more active effort to get a hold of people in Jord's day to day life.

Get your chuckles in while you can, gang. I see shit getting really faggy really quickly with this new crowd getting involved.
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“Woah isn’t it fucked up that psycho KingCobraJFS is cyberstalking some random chick?! Talk about creepy am I right guys?” -guy cyberstalking said chick.

These people are like a parody of themselves it’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so alarming. That bacon guy is notorious for texting Josh constantly with petty juvenile insults from what others have said about whatever discord he frequented he’s apparently a complete lunatic
 
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Unfortunately, The newer subreddit seems like a natural progression of Josh's status as a lolcow. Like other lolcows before him, he grew a small but dedicated viewership, from there one or two clip channels spurred out, then he gets talks about by a bigger youtube channel, who attracts a bigger audience , that want more milk/content but they don't want to wait for it, and more clip channels pop up who arent afraid to get involved (lenin lime, bic and even chronicles are regulars in josh centered discord servers), which leads to psychotic individuals who are willing to cross the line.

With that said though, Josh will become even more closed up about his personal life if these trolls pick up traction. I think a factor that plays into his slower speech recently is that hes more hyper aware of what he says especially concerning his social/personal life. I believe that a josh from 3-4 years ago, would have gone super in detail about visting Angie and Walt, and what happened with the sword. I wouldn't go as far as saying he's playing up the dumb and slow autistic role, but he seems to be conscious about the consequences of opening up on stream like that that super short clip where he looks pretty calm taking in the hateful comments, then he thinks the stream ended but it's stays on a bit longer and you can see him go into a "goddamit" rage. Like I don't think we would have ever known about the true extent of the warlord fight if it hadnt been for Courtney's server and Mr. Green. A bit on the long side, but all this to say that the trolls have and will continue to ruin what made cobra a geniune lolcow.
 
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Mr Sister said:
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Ellen claiming she had an order of protection out on Josh : The_Boglim

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I won't be surprised if it gets taken down eventually
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I think it archived your username there man, you might want to be careful.

TurdFondler said:
Crazy how reddit will crack down on the most minor shit but leave up literal harassment subreddits.
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Big Nasty said:
I guess Cobes is an acceptable target for some reason or other.
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It's the Jannies and the vested interests if it's a popular easy target they will crack down on it to look good in the media especially with the IPO coming up. Cobes suffers from being in the allowable demographic for hate speech such as "White, Male, Bit odd looking" and the number of people willing to go to bat for him being quite low or unable to gain enough momentum to cause any unwanted attention so it stays up.

I mean Chris has a sub that's active and people who try and actively try to police the speech of others there by calling him "her" in quotes and reeeeeing at people who dont, and people actively trying to defend Chris, and his subs still up.
 
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Fuerza said:
It amazes me how those dumb fucks don’t realize they’re just as shitty as cobra.
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Imo they're even worse off than Cobra. If they put half the effort they put into trolling cobes into applying for/scamming for disability they could literally have his life instead of stocking shelves for a living or whatever they're doing.

I mean honestly Cobes jokes about how he "rules his trolls" and that they "have no life" but he's not wrong - if you are alogging cobra you probably do have a mental disability severe enough to qualify for SSI.
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Imo they're even worse off than Cobra. If they put half the effort they put into trolling cobes into applying for/scamming for disability they could literally have his life instead of stocking shelves for a living or whatever they're doing.
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Yeah the level of dedication I’ve seen from some to actively get him in trouble with the law is incredible. Honestly I don’t care that much. If he’s violating his SS terms, the government will find out. Some people really just have this disdain for his lifestyle because they see the worst parts of themselves in him and hate that he’s somehow seemingly better off than them, in a sense of being ignorantly blissful to his shortcomings, and choosing to focus on the “blessings”.

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I mean honestly Cobes jokes about how he "rules his trolls" and that they "have no life" but he's not wrong - if you are alogging cobra you probably do have a mental disability severe enough to qualify for SSI.
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He is right about that. There are quite a lot of people in this community who are ruled by cobra. In a way I am, and I’m not afraid to admit it, buuuut I also don’t go lengths to actively ruin his life like some of these people do daily.

I can think of at least 5 people on the sub who very clearly don’t have anything else going on in their lives that doesn’t involve cobra. The ones who are quick to comment one each new post the second it goes up. The same ones who are actively trying to play gatekeeper and ringleader to all the tards on the sub who are stupid enough to follow suit.. They haven’t realized they’ve become just as retarded as Josh.
 
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I think it is a mix of trying to fuck him over for laughs and being genuinely annoyed that he gets over on the law. I would be lying if didn't say I get annoyed seeing him pretty much actively commit fraud without any worries of blowback.

I don't know about 'ruling his trolls' though. If you watch his streams for a while, he does have moments where he reveals shit has gotten to him that he hid behind his fake laughter. Getting shitfaced and then mentioning looking like he is 40 or commenting that it's best to not even try dating when looking like him. There are a few shitheads that clearly have nothing going on beyond fucking with him.

Fuerza said:
They haven’t realized they’ve become just as retarded as Josh.
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I feel there are a lot of BlueSpike types scheming up plots too sadly.
 
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Imo they're even worse off than Cobra. If they put half the effort they put into trolling cobes into applying for/scamming for disability they could literally have his life instead of stocking shelves for a living or whatever they're doing.

I mean honestly Cobes jokes about how he "rules his trolls" and that they "have no life" but he's not wrong - if you are alogging cobra you probably do have a mental disability severe enough to qualify for SSI.
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No you don’t understand! He’s literally stealing from my paychecks with those heckin taxerinooos! How DARE he not have a job. How DARE people give him money. His life is too easy! REEEEEEEEEEE P-P-PAYPIGS! I’M GOING TO REPORT HIS ETSY! THAT’ll SHOW EM
 
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StoicMoose said:
They just gotta keep telling themselves he's some nazi that makes it alright for the mods
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that's my favourite new cope "COBES IS AN ALTRIGHT INCEL"

it's also fun to hear the dweebs clutch their pearls and wring their hands about "COBES IS DOING DRUGS HOW FUCKING DARE HE OMG"

it's like a bunch of kids with a middle school morality, and anyone with an ounce of empathy would see that Josh really doesn't feel good about himself, like no fucking duh he is doing things to escape the doldrum of a life he has

I'm not advocating for cobes to get involved (anymore than he already has, anyone with any experience with hard drugs can literally point out times josh has for sure done meth and what I assume are prescription opiate pills/possibly kratom) in hard drugs or drink himself to death, I just think that these faggot dweebs need to have a little bit of empathy (I know, calling for empathy on KF, but y'all know what I mean lol) and try to maybe understand why josh does what he does and that it doesn't make him a justified target of actual abuse and harassment

seizurerobot put it perfectly in one of his snake bones podcasts that josh's mind just, works differently, and is unintentionally hilarious, which combined with some good natured schadenfreude (like when josh opened that can of surstromming and it sprayed over his couch and dropped on the floor, lmao) is what should motivate the watching of our gothic lord and saviour

it just bums me out to think that when people watch the same things im watching they want to actively upset josh

Sorry for the rant, I'll end it with an anecdote from my youth, but in band I used to sit next to this kid with an autistic level around josh's and one day a friend of mine and I were just fucking with him and i got to the point where this kid started crying, at which point it immediately became unfunny and we both apologised and shaped up our behavior, even at age 13 once we saw that we were causing actual pain we realised we needed to stop. it's just odd to me that people I assume are fully grown adults can't do the same
 
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