Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

@SeizureRobot5000 Have you considered interviewing Scott Carr, the owner of Tactical Soap, to see if he is aware of Cobra/get his take on Cobra’s obsession with the brand?
I emailed him in the middle of 2020, just gotta wait patiently and I'm sure he'll reply. For those wondering, "Tom " is an alias I like to use. My persuasion strats were:

-Convince the guy I'm someone of even minor influence
-Honest content, make it clear I talk about Cobra on my channel.
-Make him aware that Josh talks about Bond nonstop. In hindsight I wish I'd goaded him into "setting the facts straight" by making it sound like Josh is spreading misinformation.
-Offer him an opportunity to plug the hell out of his snake oil
-End with a personal story to sound more human, while also flattering him

"Hi Scott!

I hope you're staying safe and successful during these trying times. My name is Tom, and I run a youtube channel with a small but very dedicated fanbase. To be transparent with you, the channel heavily focuses on a person known as "KingCobraJFS," an eccentric youtube personality that is a huge fan of your Bond Tactical Soap. He has mentioned that you are partnered with him; if you don't mind my asking, are you familiar with a Josh Saunders, aka KingCobraJFS? He mentions your soap so frequently that I cannot help but want to learn more about it, as well as its creator.

Would you be open to participating in a Q&A session with me sometime in the up and coming weeks? Given how often it is mentioned in Cobra's videos, my listeners are very interested in what exactly Bond Tactical Soap is. I appreciate your time, and genuinely admire that you have the courage to run your own business. It is lame knowing that I run myself ragged making someone else's dream come true.

My channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SeizureRobot5000/
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Sincerely,
Tom"
 
He’s tarded but not ‘barking in a wheelchair tarded’.

Anyone who spent time in the workforce will come across people just as dumb as him. I had one be my machine gunner in the army — I think he had autism even.

Cobes can do pretty much any entry level, shit job. Fuck, watch Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.
By his own admission he "wasn't necessarily the fastest" at picking up a very minor amount of garbage in a room, what, like 800 square feet? Homeboy had a long standing rivalry with a hand crank canopener. I'd be astonished to see him able to properly do any form of even the most minor manual work without constant assistance.
 
Are you guys sure he got a new phone? His 'Making Dank Steak Part One' video has the usual shit audio.
yes, he got a new phone. this is the 'part one' he was talking about in 'dank steak part two' that he uploaded yesterday. part one making the 'marinade' was filmed the day before he got the phone, therefore it was filmed on the old phone. He is just retarded and said he uploaded part one, but didn't actually so he uploaded it today.
 
The top of his tooth the enamel seems to have been cracked. More then likely due to him hitting it with a beer bottle.

The discoloration is probably the dentin pulp under the tooth. Its very easily remedied by a visit to the dentist....
Would it really look black like that? I mean I'm not dentist but it really looks like the root of his tooth are rotting.
 
Would it really look black like that? I mean I'm not dentist but it really looks like the root of his tooth are rotting.
For sure shit can build up in the cracked tooth, if he brushed regularly the hole leading to the pulp would be Yellowish/Orange. Looks like a common crack near the gums because of a lot of hard hits (glass bottles/glass cups being a major culprit). I've seen this before, its all too common for drinkers of both beer and coffee. Easy fix though.
 
Where did Cobra get the money to spend “over $100” on a pipe? He’s also been eating a lot of shit like ribs and steak lately. Has he been making that much from paypal and wand sales?
I think people underestimate how much Josh's paypigs actually contribute. I've never been in the market for one of his wands but from what I understand they're not cheap (anything over $5 is too much for painted sticks) and they sell out quickly. I'm sure Courtney and her brood put money on his PayPal daily. At the end of the day he never has enough money to safely spend $100 on a fucking pipe but Josh is as addicted to spending money as he is his other vices.
 
I think people underestimate how much Josh's paypigs actually contribute. I've never been in the market for one of his wands but from what I understand they're not cheap (anything over $5 is too much for painted sticks) and they sell out quickly. I'm sure Courtney and her brood put money on his PayPal daily. At the end of the day he never has enough money to safely spend $100 on a fucking pipe but Josh is as addicted to spending money as he is his other vices.
Do you think if the paypigs pooled their funds and sent him the exact amount for his dream sex doll in one go that he would buy it or would it go to the usual vice buys?
 
I think people underestimate how much Josh's paypigs actually contribute. I've never been in the market for one of his wands but from what I understand they're not cheap (anything over $5 is too much for painted sticks) and they sell out quickly. I'm sure Courtney and her brood put money on his PayPal daily. At the end of the day he never has enough money to safely spend $100 on a fucking pipe but Josh is as addicted to spending money as he is his other vices.
People send him money all the time, hoping that he drinks/eats himself into another spergout. Thats why he has very little incentive to make wands anymore. Why waste that time when he can just wait around for his paypal to be refilled. The few occasions he's made wands recently was because he's needed a larger sum of money in a short time, hence why they're overpriced
 
Do you think if the paypigs pooled their funds and sent him the exact amount for his dream sex doll in one go that he would buy it or would it go to the usual vice buys?

You send him a grand? Just hoping for him to buy it for that reason? We would just get multiple super drunk live streams and junk food reviews.

Even when you send him shit, there is a very good chance you won't even see it opened or used. He probably has a closet full of dog collars and ole' miner hats. If someone sent him a 'big titty goth sex doll' we would maybe see something about it, but I think he would be wary after his last two serial killer episodes. We would maybe get treated to another made-up story about meth head selling sex dolls parts or how the $1000 doll was cheap and his dick broke it. In reality, he would fuck it, feel shame, throw it out, and then make up some story.

You wanna send him something? Send a toothbrush, mouth wash, actual soap, and a handbook on 'Managing Personal Finances For Dummies'. You won't see it opened though...
 
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