Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him

josh of like 3ish years ago could do it, maybe with a little tech support

but now he's so sauced he'd fuck it up somehow. plus, no offense intended, but some fat paypig would wormtongue him into thinking you're a sicko, and i think he hates sickos (not 100% sure though i'll check)
 
Did you see the clip of him whispering "I hate sickos" to a handful of Nachos? I swear he's been projecting and stuff and its only getting worse. Sometimes I get the sense he's envious of sickos because he has these dark urges that he knows he can't fulfill. Also I've never actually seen him interact with a child, I would be extremely interested to know what that's like.
People have theorized about him having intrusive thoughts, but I think it's just the fact that he HAS to respond and defend himself against every piece of criticism, because autism. He can't just ignore the troles (which makes it all the funnier when he gives that advice to Angie while her house is getting bombarded with prank callers). Take for instance when he goes on Krystal's stream and gets into a heated shouting matches with every trole who calls in. He can't just shrug it off and decline the bait, he has to "win". Partly he has to get the last word in, but he also has to preemptively disarm the troles by throwing in phrases like 'of age' because he thinks it will make him immune from being taken out of context. Of course the actual effect is that he ends up sounding like a creep who "doth protest too much".

Obviously talking about SICKOS every waking moment of the day is fucking psychotic, but I've known otherwise sane people who have similarly gone off the rails, talking nonstop about elite pedos and groomers to the point where I just avoid them now. There's a whole social media ecosystem at this point that accomodates it, Qanon being a pretty big one. But even in the less fringe rw griftosphere you see it a lot. It's not even limited to the right wing either. Queer left wing zoomers are obsessed with groomers, age gaps and power differentials in their respective bubbles as well. For some reason the sicko question is on everyone's mind it seems Cobes isn't isolated in this regard, he watches junk like Terrence Popp, Blair White and other rw grifter trash content (in fact I think it's his only source of news). Then troles call him a pedo in his chat and he has to take the bait and respond to it. Eventually it enters the mental loop in his boglim noggin and becomes one of the 3 or so topics his mind is capable of talking about.

Anyway, that's why I don't think Cobra is a sicko, thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
People will mail him stuff like high resolution web cams, which go completely unused because they require him to download a specific driver to use. So if he's going to have to hook up a scanner and download software to use it, it's unfortunately outside of his field of bogspertice. Also there's the off chance he might smash it in a fit of toddler rage if it doesn't work like he expects it to.
 
People have theorized about him having intrusive thoughts, but I think it's just the fact that he HAS to respond and defend himself against every piece of criticism, because autism.
Thinking everyone is talking about him in public seems more like a combination of narcissism and autism, I don't think he's actually hallucinating voices or things. I agree I think Cobes over-diagnosed himself being schizo, probably due to hypochondria and pity potential.
 
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
I don’t think Cobes is capable of this in any way, shape or form, but I’d love to hear the inevitable “Null was very patient with me” cope when it gets spectacularly fucked up.
 
It's pretty obvious, he's watched Cuties, and I think more than once. Anyone watching that movie should be put on a list.
He definitely enjoyed Cuties because he's the only person still talking about it. But I will give Cobes props he never acted on his pedo nature, he's in a constant state of turmoil within himself about it I'm sure. I wonder if he was obsessed with sickos back when he was with Stephanie
 
He definitely enjoyed Cuties because he's the only person still talking about it. But I will give Cobes props he never acted on his pedo nature, he's in a constant state of turmoil within himself about it I'm sure. I wonder if he was obsessed with sickos back when he was with Stephanie
He never leaves his house anymore though, so luckily he isn't being put into a scenario where he'll be around any unsupervised kid,below the age of consent. But you have to keep in mind this is the same tard that was pissing off his family, at the reunion, speaking about how someone that's a third cousin is also okay to bone.
 
Thinking everyone is talking about him in public seems more like a combination of narcissism and autism, I don't think he's actually hallucinating voices or things. I agree I think Cobes over-diagnosed himself being schizo, probably due to hypochondria and pity potential.

He did genuinely believe his family told him that Alicia had killed herself due to his trolls until Courtney's Discord convinced him she was alive. That was leaked audio, so he wasn't faking his reaction and it sounded like he was trying to genuinely process what the hell was going on. I do think there are times he legitimately hears or see things that aren't there, but he also lies knowingly all the time too, so it's hard to determine what's what in the end.
 
It's pretty funny how people think that Cobes would pawn the goodies that he's been sent. That would entail him having to leave the lair and communicate with another person. This dude can't even ship out his own wands by himself.

However, I really like imagining him walking into a pawn shop with a sausage maker in both hands. I also like to imagine he stumbles around and knocks over things whilst inside the shop cause he's clumsy (self-admitted).
 
It's pretty funny how people think that Cobes would pawn the goodies that he's been sent. That would entail him having to leave the lair and communicate with another person. This dude can't even ship out his own wands by himself.

However, I really like imagining him walking into a pawn shop with a sausage maker in both hands. I also like to imagine he stumbles around and knocks over things whilst inside the shop cause he's clumsy (self-admitted).
In his latest video he uses boglim magic to fix his phone. Spoiler…it’s on par with the kind of magic your 5 year old cousin would show you after he got his new magic kit at Christmas. Even Cobes looks like he’s fed up with this magic nonsense during the trick. Very uninspired and if anyone’s been keeping score drunk, again, after his promise to cut back in the new year.
 
In his latest video he uses boglim magic to fix his phone. Spoiler…it’s on par with the kind of magic your 5 year old cousin would show you after he got his new magic kit at Christmas. Even Cobes looks like he’s fed up with this magic nonsense during the trick. Very uninspired and if anyone’s been keeping score drunk, again, after his promise to cut back in the new year.
LMAO I haven't watched any vids since the new year, but that new phone video is amazing. You can see that even he doesn't believe in his magic BS anymore. His spell is just "fix the phone" Not even harry pottereseque boglim speak. What a holler.

Shout out to the neighbor beneath him (not sure if he lives on the 2nd floor or not).
 
In his latest video he uses boglim magic to fix his phone. Spoiler…it’s on par with the kind of magic your 5 year old cousin would show you after he got his new magic kit at Christmas. Even Cobes looks like he’s fed up with this magic nonsense during the trick. Very uninspired and if anyone’s been keeping score drunk, again, after his promise to cut back in the new year.
He had me in the first part. I thought he was going to freak out over dropping it. But he does possess magical bog powers so maybe he did fix it.
 
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In his latest video he uses boglim magic to fix his phone. Spoiler…it’s on par with the kind of magic your 5 year old cousin would show you after he got his new magic kit at Christmas. Even Cobes looks like he’s fed up with this magic nonsense during the trick. Very uninspired and if anyone’s been keeping score drunk, again, after his promise to cut back in the new year.
You forgot to mention that he just let go of the phone when he was trying to take a sip of booze. Then he started throwing a tantrum. Seems he's had a snoot full, nothing out of the ordinary for our boy.

 
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