Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Devious Dave]

No ways, he mentioned in a video that he went to the office and that he got freshed up (god of war beard oil, tactical soap, etc etc). I think he also mentioned that his therapist was a Cis-gendered lady.

Edit: I'm too lazy to try and find the clip. If I'm wrong, the my bad toobz. You're not born knowing everything

I hope you're right but I'm pretty sure about the once a month thing at least

 

[BoggedUp]

I wanna ask him the same question. He seems absolutely convinced that his life is better than his trolls. It seems he really, really believes he owns them and somehow his elevated life status makes him better off... but from the outside looking in it's so dismal. He is SO unaware it feels like he's the troll. Living that life seems so impossible to see it as nothing more than a shortcut to death.. not at all sustainable. I guess that is what makes Josh the Boglim. Supernatural ability to persist

It's pretty common for people new to Josh's content to ask if it's a character. His entire existence really does seem like an elaborate ruse to outsiders. I think it's the fact that he has great comedic timing or at least seems to. You just have to watch for awhile to realize it's completely accidental and he really is just that retarded.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The burning question in my mind is how the landlord accepts our dork lord in their apartment.

He's obviously lying about the landlord being a fan, just like how he lied about how cool with him his old landlord was or how he was besties with the Frosty's owner. But all that aside his rent is guaranteed by papa Clint and that fact alone makes him a money printer by the standards of a Casperite dump.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The burning question in my mind is how the landlord accepts our dork lord in their apartment. Is there a contract in place or law that doesn't allow him to kick the boglim out of the den that he's turned into a pig sty with his beer and taco bell food hack detritus?

I genuinely doubt the landlord is actually a fan of his, along with the neighbors. I know they're probably meth heads like he is but there's only so much even they could endure right?

They are very aware of him, if you look up his place online there are loads of reviews saying "Boglim infestation" and "Smelly Goth homeless guy screaming" etc and them starting off at first it was "Hi thank you for your feedback please reach out to us at...." an slowly getting more exasperated as time goes on.

 

[HiveDull]

He should make some good ole pancakes. I wanna see him try and flip it.

 

[BoggedUp]

I normally try not to get into Cobra hating because I do genuinely enjoy watching him but I gotta say, it really fucking annoys me when he does those food review videos because it's so obvious he is trying to pretend to be like Dayum and Badlands. That strange high energy shit he does on occasion is just so not him and super annoying. Just be your self Cobes, no one is buying you as a high energy food reviewer.

 

[DrNow]

This is a question that occurred to me -

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

Personally I'd ask him if he is aware of just how sad his life is by any objective standard and has he ever thought abut even trying to make small improvements not trying to do them but just thought about it.

I’d ask him how he REALLY feels about KFC dropping the double down.

 

[BoglimArchives]

I would ask him several things.

• Was he really kicked out of Job Corp for weed or was that just a story he made up to look cool?
• What really happened with Stephanie?
• Did he really double team that pregnant chick with couch Chris for a pack of smokes?
• Was the "cocaine" he's claimed to try in the past really just meth or was the entire thing made up?

A massive part of Josh's personality is needing to feel like a masculine bad boy so he lies and creates stories that sound cool in his mind and that he thinks his audience will believe.

I think some of those can already be answered with a degree of honesty he would never, ever show since there's people who've dug into his personal life to an uncomfortable degree.

Job Corps has a zero policy tolerance for drugs and they test you for it. He was caught smoking it, that's grounds for immediate separation from the program. It's North Dakota circa 2009, not really a stretch to consider a Republican state taking drug use seriously in a government program, a year after Bush was in. He was also caught jackhammering a grapefruit with his pecker and he was stealing people's shit, and if you want to take his general attitude into account, it's likely he wasn't listening to a goddamn thing he was being told and he wasn't doing anything he was asked to. Getting caught with the weed was probably the last straw they were looking for.

Stephanie liked kinky stuff and Josh was not exactly into it. Josh said "I bet if I raped you you'd like that" and she moved out as soon as he left for work because that's a really disturbing thing to say to your girlfriend, but the underlying motivation was made clear after when she went to Damien and Megan's place and joined their kink-centric thruple.

Josh said he went to a party and tried meth accidentally once and that's the only believable story he's really told in regards to snorting anything because he has retconned that entire thing out of shame. He said he was offered meth, he thought it was cocaine because why would he ever know the difference, he was hesitant about it, but he did it anyway and then somebody told him it was meth afterwards and he wasn't too happy about it.

 

[lurkin]

I normally try not to get into Cobra hating because I do genuinely enjoy watching him but I gotta say, it really fucking annoys me when he does those food review videos because it's so obvious he is trying to pretend to be like Dayum and Badlands. That strange high energy shit he does on occasion is just so not him and super annoying. Just be your self Cobes, no one is buying you as a high energy food reviewer.

Yeah I don't much care for those levels either tbh. I prefer my cobes about one duster rip from embolism type cobes.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I think his therapy is online / remote I can't remember where I heard it but I'm 90% sure it is I pretty much lost all hope for it after that I think he's only going once a month as well

No ways, he mentioned in a video that he went to the office and that he got freshed up (god of war beard oil, tactical soap, etc etc). I think he also mentioned that his therapist was a Cis-gendered lady.

Edit: I'm too lazy to try and find the clip. If I'm wrong, the my bad toobz. You're not born knowing everything

Yeah, I second the thing being in person. The beard oil and the therapist being a woman etc.

But regardless of whether it's online or in person, if it's once a month then there's no helping him. IF he got any useful tools, he'd forget about them the first time he drinks/huffs/both and the length of time between sessions I fear he'd only deteriorate.

Clint, please help your baby boy. Cut down his internet, get him to a dentist and get him in a group home that supervises him and the tards 24/7.

Rainbows and shit.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Yeah I don't much care for those levels either tbh. I prefer my cobes about one duster rip from embolism type cobes.

I don't know if Duster or Huffing Cologne is worse...

Regardless we need to protect his last few braincells before our boy ends up drooling on himself more than he already does.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I don't know if Duster or Huffing Cologne is worse...

Regarding looking regarded they're about the same, but the duster can do actual damage to the nervous system including death acutely where the cologne probably does almost nothing.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Walnut Grove with another instant classsic.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Walnut Grove with another instant classsic.

yeah, but I wish he reupload the video he made for the story cobra talked about molesting that downie girl in the woods. I guess he got complaints over it or something.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

yeah, but I wish he reupload the video he made for the story cobra talked about molesting that downie girl in the woods. I guess he got complaints over it or something.

Excuse me that was young retarded love. Correct yourself kind sir

 

[soulless guarantee]

He should make some good ole pancakes. I wanna see him try and flip it.

I was going to say that there was no way he could do pancakes as you can't cook them in beer buuuuuuut looks like someone food hacked some beer pancakes: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/87685/beer-pancakes/ #notasponsor

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Imagine being his neighbor. Must be interesting.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Excuse me that was young retarded love. Correct yourself kind sir

“Look here toobz, w…we both were special needs….nothin’ creepy about that” lol god, he makes everything sound odd

 

[Umaibae]

I've been trying to upload a picture of his chompers since last night.
I think even the site knows that his teef are getting really bad.
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Hat looking fucking fantastic, though.

I normally try not to get into Cobra hating because I do genuinely enjoy watching him but I gotta say, it really fucking annoys me when he does those food review videos because it's so obvious he is trying to pretend to be like Dayum and Badlands. That strange high energy shit he does on occasion is just so not him and super annoying. Just be your self Cobes, no one is buying you as a high energy food reviewer.

I gagged seeing how black his hands were as he shoved that shit into his mouth. Boy hasn’t washed his hands in weeks. You can track the accumulation of filth over the last month of videos.